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He is alive ! Jesus King of Kings

 
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..except for some Muslim nations, that whole King thing has been over a while, so he's the King of figure heads with no power or authority, what a shame. Happy Easter !
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yeah hi everyone its me God
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yeah hi everyone its me God
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this was just the quickest way of going about becoming king.
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He has risen just like He said

He is coming back again just like He said

:jesus 2nd :
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he's well dead as every dead human. sorry, but no one coming from the sky to save you from death's arms, dragging your intellectually weak and/or coward consciousness to the eternal sleep
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1 Corinthians 15:1-6 (KJV)
1 Corinthians 15
[15:1] Moreover, brethren, I declare unto you the gospel which I preached unto you, which also ye have received, and wherein ye stand; [2] By which also ye are saved, if ye keep in memory what I preached unto you, unless ye have believed in vain. [3] For I delivered unto you first of all that which I also received, how that Christ died for our sins according to the scriptures; [4] And that he was buried, and that he rose again the third day according to the scriptures: [5] And that he was seen of Cephas, then of the twelve: [6] After that, he was seen of above five hundred brethren at once; of whom the greater part remain unto this present, but some are fallen asleep.
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manipulative, primitive men's words, distorted for 4000 years have the same value as any other mythology or fictional literature to me

relevant metaphor in song:

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John 11:35 Jesus wept.

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If, he has risen, do those Christians accept reincarnation? That is the central tenet of eastern religions older than 2000 years, so that would indicate Y'shua would have a knowledge, or at least his immediate followers accepted it.


Also, how do you reconcile the role that Saul played in the deaths of Y'shua and the baptist, prior to his guilt trip and revelation that this idea of christ could be a nice little earner, as long as everything considered a teaching that was attributed to Y'shua would be ignored or twisted beyond recognition?
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do those Christians accept reincarnation


Really

He showed his hands to Thomas

He arose from the dead !
Chill - Enjoy - Relax
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Funny

Same views

Different players

For 1000s of years
Chill - Enjoy - Relax
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If, he has risen, do those Christians accept reincarnation? That is the central tenet of eastern religions older than 2000 years, so that would indicate Y'shua would have a knowledge, or at least his immediate followers accepted it.


Also, how do you reconcile the role that Saul played in the deaths of Y'shua and the baptist, prior to his guilt trip and revelation that this idea of christ could be a nice little earner, as long as everything considered a teaching that was attributed to Y'shua would be ignored or twisted beyond recognition?
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do those Christians accept reincarnation


Really

He showed his hands to Thomas

He arose from the dead !
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yup, hi hello, it is me God
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i am the earth, and all things around it.
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If, he has risen, do those Christians accept reincarnation? That is the central tenet of eastern religions older than 2000 years, so that would indicate Y'shua would have a knowledge, or at least his immediate followers accepted it.


Also, how do you reconcile the role that Saul played in the deaths of Y'shua and the baptist, prior to his guilt trip and revelation that this idea of christ could be a nice little earner, as long as everything considered a teaching that was attributed to Y'shua would be ignored or twisted beyond recognition?
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do those Christians accept reincarnation


Really

He showed his hands to Thomas

He arose from the dead !
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So, did he not rise from the grave? Then he is reincarnated. And reincarnation is real, kind of throws the whole fear of death malarky out of the window does it not? How does the church and christianity survive after the revelation of reincarnation?
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i come from an age of war.
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hello i am here, i proclaim myself as God
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well since you ain't talking about Camping or Reese...


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Jesus didn't look like a Middle Easterner nor black. There is a great movement going on today to make Jesus something he wasn't. Why? Many on this site love a conspiracy, this is one that everyone should be wondering about.

The following was taken from a manuscript in the possession of Lord Kelly, and in his library, and was copied from an original letter of Publius Lentullus at Rome. It being the usual custom of Roman Governors to advertise the Senate and people of such material things as happened in their provinces in the days of Tiberius Caesar, Publius Lentullus, President of Judea, wrote the following epistle to the Senate concerning the Nazarene called Jesus.

"There appeared in these our days a man, of the Jewish Nation, of great virtue, named Yeshua [Jesus], who is yet living among us, and of the Gentiles is accepted for a Prophet of truth, but His own disciples call Him the Son of God- He raiseth the dead and cureth all manner of diseases. A man of stature somewhat tall, and comely, with very reverent countenance, such as the beholders may both love and fear, his hair of (the colour of) the chestnut, full ripe, plain to His ears, whence downwards it is more orient and curling and wavering about His shoulders. In the midst of His head is a seam or partition in His hair, after the manner of the Nazarenes. His forehead plain and very delicate; His face without spot or wrinkle, beautified with a lovely red; His nose and mouth so formed as nothing can be reprehended; His beard thickish, in colour like His hair, not very long, but forked; His look innocent and mature; His eyes grey, clear, and quick- In reproving hypocrisy He is terrible; in admonishing, courteous and fair spoken; pleasant in conversation, mixed with gravity. It cannot be remembered that any have seen Him Laugh, but many have seen Him Weep. In proportion of body, most excellent; His hands and arms delicate to behold. In speaking, very temperate, modest, and wise. A man, for His singular beauty, surpassing the children of men"

This is a reprinting of a letter from Pontius Pilate to Tiberius Caesar describing the physical appearance of Jesus. Copies are in the Congressional Library in Washington, D.C.

TO TIBERIUS CAESAR:

A young man appeared in Galilee preaching with humble unction, a new law in the Name of the God that had sent Him. At first I was apprehensive that His design was to stir up the people against the Romans, but my fears were soon dispelled. Jesus of Nazareth spoke rather as a friend of the Romans than of the Jews. One day I observed in the midst of a group of people a young man who was leaning against a tree, calmly addressing the multitude. I was told it was Jesus. This I could easily have suspected so great was the difference between Him and those who were listening to Him. His golden colored hair and beard gave to his appearance a celestial aspect. He appeared to be about 30 years of age. Never have I seen a sweeter or more serene countenance. What a contrast between Him and His bearers with their black beards and tawny complexions! Unwilling to interrupt Him by my presence, I continued my walk but signified to my secretary to join the group and listen. Later, my secretary reported that never had he seen in the works of all the philosophers anything that compared to the teachings of Jesus. He told me that Jesus was neither seditious nor rebellious, so we extended to Him our protection. He was at liberty to act, to speak, to assemble and to address the people. This unlimited freedom provoked the Jews -- not the poor but the rich and powerful.

Later, I wrote to Jesus requesting an interview with Him at the Praetorium. He came. When the Nazarene made His appearance I was having my morning walk and as I faced Him my feet seemed fastened with an iron hand to the marble pavement and I trembled in every limb as a guilty culprit, though he was calm. For some time I stood admiring this extraordinary Man. There was nothing in Him that was repelling, nor in His character, yet I felt awed in His presence. I told Him that there was a magnetic simplicity about Him and His personality that elevated Him far above the philosophers and teachers of His day.

Now, Noble Sovereign, these are the facts concerning Jesus of Nazareth and I have taken the time to write you in detail concerning these matters. I say that such a man who could convert water into wine, change death into life, disease into health; calm the stormy seas, is not guilty of any criminal offense and as others have said, we must agree -- truly this is the Son of God.

Your most obedient servant,
Pontius Pilate

Another description of Jesus is found in "The Archko Volume" which contains official court documents from the days of Jesus. This information substantiates that He came from racial lines which had blue eyes and golden hair. In a chapter entitled "Gamaliel's Interview" it states concerning Jesus (Yeshua) appearance:

"I asked him to describe this person to me, so that I might know him if I should meet him. He said: 'If you ever meet him [Yeshua] you will know him. While he is nothing but a man, there is something about him that distinguishes him from every other man. He is the picture of his mother, only he has not her smooth, round face. His hair is a little more golden than hers, though it is as much from sunburn as anything else. He is tall, and his shoulders are a little drooped; his visage is thin and of a swarthy complexion, though this is from exposure. His eyes are large and a soft blue, and rather dull and heavy....' This Jew [Nazarite] is convinced that he is the Messiah of the world. ...this was the same person that was born of the virgin in Bethlehem some twenty-six years before..."

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He has risen just like He said

He is coming back again just like He said

jesus 2nd
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But he's not a white guy like all the pictures..... hope they don't deport him when he shows up.
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Jesus didn't look like a Middle Easterner nor black. There is a great movement going on today to make Jesus something he wasn't. Why? Many on this site love a conspiracy, this is one that everyone should be wondering about.

The following was taken from a manuscript in the possession of Lord Kelly, and in his library, and was copied from an original letter of Publius Lentullus at Rome. It being the usual custom of Roman Governors to advertise the Senate and people of such material things as happened in their provinces in the days of Tiberius Caesar, Publius Lentullus, President of Judea, wrote the following epistle to the Senate concerning the Nazarene called Jesus.

"There appeared in these our days a man, of the Jewish Nation, of great virtue, named Yeshua [Jesus], who is yet living among us, and of the Gentiles is accepted for a Prophet of truth, but His own disciples call Him the Son of God- He raiseth the dead and cureth all manner of diseases. A man of stature somewhat tall, and comely, with very reverent countenance, such as the beholders may both love and fear, his hair of (the colour of) the chestnut, full ripe, plain to His ears, whence downwards it is more orient and curling and wavering about His shoulders. In the midst of His head is a seam or partition in His hair, after the manner of the Nazarenes. His forehead plain and very delicate; His face without spot or wrinkle, beautified with a lovely red; His nose and mouth so formed as nothing can be reprehended; His beard thickish, in colour like His hair, not very long, but forked; His look innocent and mature; His eyes grey, clear, and quick- In reproving hypocrisy He is terrible; in admonishing, courteous and fair spoken; pleasant in conversation, mixed with gravity. It cannot be remembered that any have seen Him Laugh, but many have seen Him Weep. In proportion of body, most excellent; His hands and arms delicate to behold. In speaking, very temperate, modest, and wise. A man, for His singular beauty, surpassing the children of men"

This is a reprinting of a letter from Pontius Pilate to Tiberius Caesar describing the physical appearance of Jesus. Copies are in the Congressional Library in Washington, D.C.

TO TIBERIUS CAESAR:

A young man appeared in Galilee preaching with humble unction, a new law in the Name of the God that had sent Him. At first I was apprehensive that His design was to stir up the people against the Romans, but my fears were soon dispelled. Jesus of Nazareth spoke rather as a friend of the Romans than of the Jews. One day I observed in the midst of a group of people a young man who was leaning against a tree, calmly addressing the multitude. I was told it was Jesus. This I could easily have suspected so great was the difference between Him and those who were listening to Him. His golden colored hair and beard gave to his appearance a celestial aspect. He appeared to be about 30 years of age. Never have I seen a sweeter or more serene countenance. What a contrast between Him and His bearers with their black beards and tawny complexions! Unwilling to interrupt Him by my presence, I continued my walk but signified to my secretary to join the group and listen. Later, my secretary reported that never had he seen in the works of all the philosophers anything that compared to the teachings of Jesus. He told me that Jesus was neither seditious nor rebellious, so we extended to Him our protection. He was at liberty to act, to speak, to assemble and to address the people. This unlimited freedom provoked the Jews -- not the poor but the rich and powerful.

Later, I wrote to Jesus requesting an interview with Him at the Praetorium. He came. When the Nazarene made His appearance I was having my morning walk and as I faced Him my feet seemed fastened with an iron hand to the marble pavement and I trembled in every limb as a guilty culprit, though he was calm. For some time I stood admiring this extraordinary Man. There was nothing in Him that was repelling, nor in His character, yet I felt awed in His presence. I told Him that there was a magnetic simplicity about Him and His personality that elevated Him far above the philosophers and teachers of His day.

Now, Noble Sovereign, these are the facts concerning Jesus of Nazareth and I have taken the time to write you in detail concerning these matters. I say that such a man who could convert water into wine, change death into life, disease into health; calm the stormy seas, is not guilty of any criminal offense and as others have said, we must agree -- truly this is the Son of God.

Your most obedient servant,
Pontius Pilate

Another description of Jesus is found in "The Archko Volume" which contains official court documents from the days of Jesus. This information substantiates that He came from racial lines which had blue eyes and golden hair. In a chapter entitled "Gamaliel's Interview" it states concerning Jesus (Yeshua) appearance:

"I asked him to describe this person to me, so that I might know him if I should meet him. He said: 'If you ever meet him [Yeshua] you will know him. While he is nothing but a man, there is something about him that distinguishes him from every other man. He is the picture of his mother, only he has not her smooth, round face. His hair is a little more golden than hers, though it is as much from sunburn as anything else. He is tall, and his shoulders are a little drooped; his visage is thin and of a swarthy complexion, though this is from exposure. His eyes are large and a soft blue, and rather dull and heavy....' This Jew [Nazarite] is convinced that he is the Messiah of the world. ...this was the same person that was born of the virgin in Bethlehem some twenty-six years before..."

[link to www.thenazareneway.com]
 Quoting: whiteangel


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1 star, suggest unpin.

In other news, lucifer found Jesus, and Jesus' lips are now firmly around Santans cock.
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5-star rating

Oh, and kindly go back to third grade and learn how to spell, imbecile.

Idiot AC
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hello i am here, i proclaim myself as God
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God wouldn't have such a negative karma number.

Nice try, though.
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i prefer rabbits.
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1 star, suggest unpin.

In other news, lucifer found Jesus, and Jesus' lips are now firmly around Santans cock.
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:5-star rating:

Oh, and kindly go back to third grade and learn how to spell, imbecile.

:Idiot AC:
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You need a new picture
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1 star, suggest unpin.

In other news, lucifer found Jesus, and Jesus' lips are now firmly around Santans cock.
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5-star rating

Oh, and kindly go back to third grade and learn how to spell, imbecile.

Idiot AC
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You need a new picture
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Yeah, but there are SO MANY idiotic Anonymous Cowards floating around GLP -- one picture fits all, you know?
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hello i am here, i proclaim myself as God
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God wouldn't have such a negative karma number.

Nice try, though.
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lol. god would be completely despised on this site. you'll find out.
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Dear tortured one ..... I read your signature,"I want my pain to be inflicted on others".

Well, we all share your pain. We are 'One' so what you are feeling affects the global consciousness.

You need to let go, brother(?) let go of your pain. Start by telling that sad, lonely, unwanted part of yourself that it is Loved, Needed and Cherished by You.

You are amazing just the way you are ..... a song title that should be pasted on all buses.

Take care ...
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Amen OP.

Indeed He is risen.

I was an atheist for some years until I Had a series of miracles in my life which changed my life forever. I have since felt the presence of God in my heart and believe in the life and resurrection of Jesus Christ.

I believe the creator of us all the genius behind all that we see and experience in this life does care about his life forms he has created and humankind, and is offering a personal relationship with him.



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Meh,

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LOL
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I think Easter is actually the most special, and holiest of the holiday, the resurrection of Christ.
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He has risen just like He said

He is coming back again just like He said

:jesus 2nd :
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fuckin' retard crack whore!
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Funny

Same views

Different players

For 1000s of years
 Quoting: Ice


Correction, not "Same views", plural, God has only one plan.

Jesus Christ our loving Savior is going after the straying
sheep to bring them home.

No more Orthodox or Protestants after the 2nd Pentecost,
world wide this time. And many, many non-Christians
will give their "yes", it is prophesied.

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