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He is alive ! Jesus King of Kings

 
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praise you lord jesus, i serve you and only you. amen
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He has risen just like He said

He is coming back again just like He said

:jesus 2nd :
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I am curious, I've been hearing that Jesus has been going to return since early 2000...so, where is he? Is he going to wait till things degrade even more? What will he actually do? Die for our sins again? Seems to me, if you are the son of god, and you know it, then dying isn't that scary, because you know where you are going. How about I save Jesus the hassle and I ask god some questions.

Hey God

Why are the filthy scum of the world the one's that control everything?

Before things get really bad, why not enlighten a few of us on how to stop the elitist pond scum that are poisoning us physically and mentally?


Yes, I do know that God is in all of us, and we, ourselves hold the power to change this world. So, why do people still look to a fabled Character known as Jesus?
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Say what you will about Jesus' legacy but before Jesus there were god-kings. After Jesus the concept of a god-king was no more.
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He is risen...Yes indeed....King of kings and Lord of lords...
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People say "he is risen" every year at this time. He sure does rise a lot. Maybe he should hit the snooze button. But if he were risen, what is he doing? When is he gonna get the show on the road for all the rapture people?
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The story of Jesus, and Christianity in general, were stories that had already existed for years before in the pagan religion.
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putinputinputinputinputin
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I can not believe this complete load of bullshit got pinned the fucking hell is wrong with you people damn!
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He has risen just like He said

He is coming back again just like He said

:jesus 2nd :
 Quoting: Ice


I am curious, I've been hearing that Jesus has been going to return since early 2000...so, where is he? Is he going to wait till things degrade even more? What will he actually do? Die for our sins again? Seems to me, if you are the son of god, and you know it, then dying isn't that scary, because you know where you are going. How about I save Jesus the hassle and I ask god some questions.

Hey God

Why are the filthy scum of the world the one's that control everything?

Before things get really bad, why not enlighten a few of us on how to stop the elitist pond scum that are poisoning us physically and mentally?


Yes, I do know that God is in all of us, and we, ourselves hold the power to change this world. So, why do people still look to a fabled Character known as Jesus?
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He has risen just like He said

He is coming back again just like He said

:jesus 2nd :
 Quoting: Ice


I am curious, I've been hearing that Jesus has been going to return since early 2000...so, where is he? Is he going to wait till things degrade even more? What will he actually do? Die for our sins again? Seems to me, if you are the son of god, and you know it, then dying isn't that scary, because you know where you are going. How about I save Jesus the hassle and I ask god some questions.

Hey God

Why are the filthy scum of the world the one's that control everything?

Before things get really bad, why not enlighten a few of us on how to stop the elitist pond scum that are poisoning us physically and mentally?


Yes, I do know that God is in all of us, and we, ourselves hold the power to change this world. So, why do people still look to a fabled Character known as Jesus?
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"God doesn't kill my enemies, therefore he is a fairy freak from da sky"
typical.
Ever heard of free will? It's a pillar of the faith you're bashing you imbecile
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The story of Jesus, and Christianity in general, were stories that had already existed for years before in the pagan religion.
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putinputinputinputinputin
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Do you homework, sheep
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Why would thousands of people immediately convert if Jesus didn’t actually rise from the dead? Think about it. History records that thousands upon thousands were instantly and immediately mass converting to be followers of Jesus, as many as 3000 in a day. It is recorded that after the crucifixion, Jesus appeared alive over a span of 40 days and to “500 brethren”. (Back then, only men were counted in crowd totals, so factoring in women and children, Jesus most likely appeared to safely 1500 to 2000 people over 40 days). If that many people saw Jesus alive, it would explain how so many were converting because even the most hardened skeptics would have crowds and crowds of former skeptics saying “yes, it’s true, we all have seen him too”, but if no one saw him alive and the crowds had only the words of the disciples to go by, why would thousands convert? Remember, the disciples were preaching to many who didn’t want to believe Jesus was the Messiah, so what words could they speak to hostile crowds to convince them Jesus really did rise from the dead? “Trust us”? That might convince some of the disciple’s closest friends, but not thousands upon thousands of skeptics. So why did thousands convert? Answer: Crowds must have actually seen the risen Jesus.
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Except none of these records you speak of were actually recorded at the time of the supposed resurrection. The story of jesus was written long after he was dead.
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That is a bold face lie I have the original translations from the greek with the time and the day.Although it is not on this day.

I have it is was recorded but hidden from the average
person
1 But these took this counsel among themselves, that they would leave the multitude of the heathen, and go forth into a further country, where never mankind dwelt,
42 That they might there keep their statutes, which they never kept in their own land.
43 And they entered into Euphrates by the narrow places of the river.
44 For the most High then shewed signs for them, and held still the flood, till they were passed over.
45 For through that country there was a great way to go, namely, of a year and a half: and the same region is called Arsareth.
46 Then dwelt they there until the latter time; and now when they shall begin to come,
:knoup:
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He has risen just like He said

He is coming back again just like He said

:jesus 2nd :
 Quoting: Ice


I am curious, I've been hearing that Jesus has been going to return since early 2000...so, where is he? Is he going to wait till things degrade even more? What will he actually do? Die for our sins again? Seems to me, if you are the son of god, and you know it, then dying isn't that scary, because you know where you are going. How about I save Jesus the hassle and I ask god some questions.

Hey God

Why are the filthy scum of the world the one's that control everything?

Before things get really bad, why not enlighten a few of us on how to stop the elitist pond scum that are poisoning us physically and mentally?


Yes, I do know that God is in all of us, and we, ourselves hold the power to change this world. So, why do people still look to a fabled Character known as Jesus?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12247953


"God doesn't kill my enemies, therefore he is a fairy freak from da sky"
typical.
Ever heard of free will? It's a pillar of the faith you're bashing you imbecile
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Pillar of faith? We put faith in a fable? Why not put faith in mankind and ourselves before we praise some guy in the sky?
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OP is twat of twats, someone unpin this shit please
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The story of Jesus, and Christianity in general, were stories that had already existed for years before in the pagan religion.
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putinputinputinputinputin
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Do you homework, sheep
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23229603


The truth is the pagan stories that are similar, are stories of the various children of the Fallen Angels. Yes, there were stories of "half god men and women" who took on amazing feats, returned from the underworld, death, were giants, had "virgin mothers" and flew around in the air.

But those weren't Jesus, they were counterfeits and not the actual sons and daughters of God himself. There was only one who mattered, and that was Jesus, the Word who was with God at the beginning and was a part of God.
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There is no old man in the sky waiting to judge you for your sins. There probably was a jesus, but the letter J didn't exist at that time.
There is no "rising" going on. Our calendars are man made so the resurrection of jesus is inaccurate. sorry.
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Why would thousands of people immediately convert if Jesus didn’t actually rise from the dead? Think about it. History records that thousands upon thousands were instantly and immediately mass converting to be followers of Jesus, as many as 3000 in a day. It is recorded that after the crucifixion, Jesus appeared alive over a span of 40 days and to “500 brethren”. (Back then, only men were counted in crowd totals, so factoring in women and children, Jesus most likely appeared to safely 1500 to 2000 people over 40 days). If that many people saw Jesus alive, it would explain how so many were converting because even the most hardened skeptics would have crowds and crowds of former skeptics saying “yes, it’s true, we all have seen him too”, but if no one saw him alive and the crowds had only the words of the disciples to go by, why would thousands convert? Remember, the disciples were preaching to many who didn’t want to believe Jesus was the Messiah, so what words could they speak to hostile crowds to convince them Jesus really did rise from the dead? “Trust us”? That might convince some of the disciple’s closest friends, but not thousands upon thousands of skeptics. So why did thousands convert? Answer: Crowds must have actually seen the risen Jesus.
 Quoting: Intruth


Except none of these records you speak of were actually recorded at the time of the supposed resurrection. The story of jesus was written long after he was dead.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23229603


That is a bold face lie I have the original translations from the greek with the time and the day.Although it is not on this day.

I have it is was recorded but hidden from the average
person
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norespect

Lemme guess, it came with a certificate of authenticity? Did you have to buy the deluxe decoder ring too or was that extra?

Please, it's all foolishness.
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The story of Jesus, and Christianity in general, were stories that had already existed for years before in the pagan religion.
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putinputinputinputinputin
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Do you homework, sheep
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Jesus came and presented the law in the flesh, and by his murder, sealed the fate of all the false religions. We're blessed to live in these times.
We get to see God move the heavens and Erd, but I think some people will not enjoy the show.
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hey fucker why you talk so badass from our savior if your not agree gonna fuck your dog and workshipped yourself or satan and sread your hate somewhere
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He has risen just like He said

He is coming back again just like He said

:jesus 2nd :
 Quoting: Ice


I am curious, I've been hearing that Jesus has been going to return since early 2000...so, where is he? Is he going to wait till things degrade even more? What will he actually do? Die for our sins again? Seems to me, if you are the son of god, and you know it, then dying isn't that scary, because you know where you are going. How about I save Jesus the hassle and I ask god some questions.

Hey God

Why are the filthy scum of the world the one's that control everything?

Before things get really bad, why not enlighten a few of us on how to stop the elitist pond scum that are poisoning us physically and mentally?


Yes, I do know that God is in all of us, and we, ourselves hold the power to change this world. So, why do people still look to a fabled Character known as Jesus?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12247953


Cause it's Fun. You get a nice glowing feeling about the colorful eggs and baskets and bunnies. Then you get Santa and he has gifts and colorful trees. Whatzamatter wid you? Don you like a little Fun.
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The story of Jesus, and Christianity in general, were stories that had already existed for years before in the pagan religion.
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putinputinputinputinputin
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Do you homework, sheep
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23229603


The truth is the pagan stories that are similar, are stories of the various children of the Fallen Angels. Yes, there were stories of "half god men and women" who took on amazing feats, returned from the underworld, death, were giants, had "virgin mothers" and flew around in the air.

But those weren't Jesus, they were counterfeits and not the actual sons and daughters of God himself. There was only one who mattered, and that was Jesus, the Word who was with God at the beginning and was a part of God.
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Of course this is what christianity will say. I mean what else are they gonna say?

Christianity stole the stories and symbols from the pagans, because they knew that the familiarity of the stories and symbols would make it easier for the pagans to convert.

You know..for a site like GLP, that is so filled with "it's not what you think" this and "psy-op" that..it's amazing how so many of those same people completely fall for the biggest bullshit story of all time.
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Why would thousands of people immediately convert if Jesus didn’t actually rise from the dead? Think about it. History records that thousands upon thousands were instantly and immediately mass converting to be followers of Jesus, as many as 3000 in a day. It is recorded that after the crucifixion, Jesus appeared alive over a span of 40 days and to “500 brethren”. (Back then, only men were counted in crowd totals, so factoring in women and children, Jesus most likely appeared to safely 1500 to 2000 people over 40 days). If that many people saw Jesus alive, it would explain how so many were converting because even the most hardened skeptics would have crowds and crowds of former skeptics saying “yes, it’s true, we all have seen him too”, but if no one saw him alive and the crowds had only the words of the disciples to go by, why would thousands convert? Remember, the disciples were preaching to many who didn’t want to believe Jesus was the Messiah, so what words could they speak to hostile crowds to convince them Jesus really did rise from the dead? “Trust us”? That might convince some of the disciple’s closest friends, but not thousands upon thousands of skeptics. So why did thousands convert? Answer: Crowds must have actually seen the risen Jesus.
 Quoting: Intruth


Except none of these records you speak of were actually recorded at the time of the supposed resurrection. The story of jesus was written long after he was dead.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23229603


That is a bold face lie I have the original translations from the greek with the time and the day.Although it is not on this day.

I have it is was recorded but hidden from the average
person
 Quoting: Neim-Ya'shar



norespect

Lemme guess, it came with a certificate of authenticity? Did you have to buy the deluxe decoder ring too or was that extra?

Please, it's all foolishness.
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FAKE JEWS
from the original greek translations : When people start waking up and understanding the true hebrew calendar{not the one the false jews use} ,only then will they figure out the day on their gregorian calendar.But this is the day recorded

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1 But these took this counsel among themselves, that they would leave the multitude of the heathen, and go forth into a further country, where never mankind dwelt,
42 That they might there keep their statutes, which they never kept in their own land.
43 And they entered into Euphrates by the narrow places of the river.
44 For the most High then shewed signs for them, and held still the flood, till they were passed over.
45 For through that country there was a great way to go, namely, of a year and a half: and the same region is called Arsareth.
46 Then dwelt they there until the latter time; and now when they shall begin to come,
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He has risen just like He said

He is coming back again just like He said

:jesus 2nd :
 Quoting: Ice


I am curious, I've been hearing that Jesus has been going to return since early 2000...so, where is he? Is he going to wait till things degrade even more? What will he actually do? Die for our sins again? Seems to me, if you are the son of god, and you know it, then dying isn't that scary, because you know where you are going. How about I save Jesus the hassle and I ask god some questions.

Hey God

Why are the filthy scum of the world the one's that control everything?

Before things get really bad, why not enlighten a few of us on how to stop the elitist pond scum that are poisoning us physically and mentally?


Yes, I do know that God is in all of us, and we, ourselves hold the power to change this world. So, why do people still look to a fabled Character known as Jesus?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12247953


"God doesn't kill my enemies, therefore he is a fairy freak from da sky"
typical.
Ever heard of free will? It's a pillar of the faith you're bashing you imbecile
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Pillar of faith? We put faith in a fable? Why not put faith in mankind and ourselves before we praise some guy in the sky?
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There is no "guy in the sky"! It's a meme.
If you think free will is a fable, there's no saving you. Nobody can be this grumpy
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The story of Jesus, and Christianity in general, were stories that had already existed for years before in the pagan religion.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23229603


putinputinputinputinputin
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Do you homework, sheep
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23229603


Jesus came and presented the law in the flesh, and by his murder, sealed the fate of all the false religions. We're blessed to live in these times.
We get to see God move the heavens and Erd, but I think some people will not enjoy the show.
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If jesus sealed the fate of all false religions, and I'm assuming that, to you, any other religion aside from christianity is a false religion, then why is islam the fastest growing religion?
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saw him an wendies. he was starvin.. had a few donnuts, and chock-shake.........
It's life as we know it, but only just.
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saw him an wendies. he was starvin.. had a few donnuts, and chock-shake.........
It's life as we know it, but only just.
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He has risen just like He said

He is coming back again just like He said

:jesus 2nd :
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clappa
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Except none of these records you speak of were actually recorded at the time of the supposed resurrection. The story of jesus was written long after he was dead.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23229603


That is a bold face lie I have the original translations from the greek with the time and the day.Although it is not on this day.

I have it is was recorded but hidden from the average
person
 Quoting: Neim-Ya'shar



norespect

Lemme guess, it came with a certificate of authenticity? Did you have to buy the deluxe decoder ring too or was that extra?

Please, it's all foolishness.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23229603


:FAKE JEWS:
from the original greek translations : When people start waking up and understanding the true hebrew calendar{not the one the false jews use} ,only then will they figure out the day on their gregorian calendar.But this is the day recorded
 Quoting: Neim-Ya'shar


You understand that, as far as proof of record is concerned, there is absolutely nothing to what you just posted. I can create something that looks like that in photoshop in about 3 minutes and could have it say.."sorry folks, it's all bullshit"
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First I was afraid, I was petrified....
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are you thinking what I'm thinking?

you had to go there. chuckle

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The story of Jesus, and Christianity in general, were stories that had already existed for years before in the pagan religion.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23229603


putinputinputinputinputin
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35149860


Do you homework, sheep
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23229603


The truth is the pagan stories that are similar, are stories of the various children of the Fallen Angels. Yes, there were stories of "half god men and women" who took on amazing feats, returned from the underworld, death, were giants, had "virgin mothers" and flew around in the air.

But those weren't Jesus, they were counterfeits and not the actual sons and daughters of God himself. There was only one who mattered, and that was Jesus, the Word who was with God at the beginning and was a part of God.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3570662


The Christ came to devour those pagan gods of illusion. It's complex, but you will see that the story is perfect.
Jesus rode into the temple on a donkey.. That is bravery, considering the strict laws of the time.

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