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Russian Military Warns Of Potential Catastrophic Quake On US West Coast!!

 
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"POTENTIAL???"


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Best part was when I got bored at like 2:30 and fast forwarded to the end and heard this 'tard say "Stay sharp. This is 007, with some underground world news!" in the most gay fucking retard voice i think I've ever heard. I almost spit out my microwaved manicotti and pissed myself all at the same time. Almost. Glorious.
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NK's behavior might be tied in to this imminent event....
 Quoting: Solar Guardian


That sounds about right..... Kim: "I wipe them out with nukes under ocean here, here and here." Russia..."humm...that's interesting". "Hey west coast...uhhh, heads up"
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This thread is about OP's Jeebus avatar
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what a f-in joke. People using April Fools for false doom. Never thought it would come to this. I won't be visiting GLP for 24 hours.

oh...wait...48 hours to be safe.
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lol there has been a risk of this for hundreds of years there always WILL be lmao
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ehem, your avatar is supposed to be jesus ?
i get weird feelings, when i look at it.
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Yes. I worship Jesus. My face isn't worthy of being on anything.

This is where it is from. A girl that said Jesus came to her in a vision or something then she painted him.
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What-do-ya-know, a white man.
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ehem, your avatar is supposed to be jesus ?
i get weird feelings, when i look at it.
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Yes. I worship Jesus. My face isn't worthy of being on anything.

This is where it is from. A girl that said Jesus came to her in a vision or something then she painted him.
[link to shroudstory.com]
 Quoting: WoodyMcWood


What-do-ya-know, a white man.
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Here, stop that. :|
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Here are links... You decide

"Ministry of Defence (MOD) “urgent bulletin” sent to Russian naval forces in the Pacific Ocean warning a “moderate to high” likelihood of a “significant seismic event” ready to occur on the Western coastal regions of the USA, Canada or Mexico"
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20374873


That's a long range Do they say when?
 Quoting: Talamasca


They started the "urgent bulletin" around Mar 28. Does anyone know how long a Russian "urgent bulletin" lasts? I'm guessing the Russian Navy will "steer clear" for a couple of weeks. Or until this "anti-cyclone" that they're talking about that is causing this "urgent bulletin" subsides.
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Thanks for the warning Mr Loggins!
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 Quoting: WoodyMcWood


its coming.
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"Russian Military" ? lmao
where they dug up? composed themselves? Why not "Chinese Military" or "French Military"?
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 Quoting: WoodyMcWood


Best part was when I got bored at like 2:30 and fast forwarded to the end and heard this 'tard say "Stay sharp. This is 007, with some underground world news!" in the most gay fucking retard voice i think I've ever heard. I almost spit out my microwaved manicotti and pissed myself all at the same time. Almost. Glorious.
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Shut up queer
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BANE WoodyMcShillWood, he Sorcha Failed us!!

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Here's the new measuring stick for disasters ... Can we absorb it? Yes we can
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It's a Russian April fool's joke. They want to repay us for the Valentine's gift we sent them.
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It's a Russian April fool's joke. They want to repay us for the Valentine's gift we sent them.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36161794

chucklemore gifts please...
last time was fun!chucklechucklechucklechuckle
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Come Armageddon come.....

I've been waiting
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I actually agree with them.

The west coast is due a big one, it's only a matter of time now
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well yeah


russian millitary state the bleeding obvious 1dunno1
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ehem, your avatar is supposed to be jesus ?
i get weird feelings, when i look at it.
 Quoting: icepack


Yes. I worship Jesus. My face isn't worthy of being on anything.

This is where it is from. A girl that said Jesus came to her in a vision or something then she painted him.
[link to shroudstory.com]
 Quoting: WoodyMcWood

no offense, but the probability of this avatar being 100% accurate is null.
when you look at it and think it is jesus you are deceived.
just saying.
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I never once thought that it is 100% accurate. That is impossible. Plus there is no way that we could capture the glory of God in a manmade painting. However, I do think it is more accurate than the sissified paintings of Jesus with pale skin and long strait hair. He is a Jew so for Him to have Strait long hair is pretty unlikely.
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Judaen, the word Jew is from the late 1700s ..........bump
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 Quoting: WoodyMcWood


Best part was when I got bored at like 2:30 and fast forwarded to the end and heard this 'tard say "Stay sharp. This is 007, with some underground world news!" in the most gay fucking retard voice i think I've ever heard. I almost spit out my microwaved manicotti and pissed myself all at the same time. Almost. Glorious.
 Quoting: GringoLing081


Shut up queer
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1094960


Awww, poor little guy. You must be the guy who made the video. Dude ok I'm sorry. Honestly. It wasn't the gayest most fucking retarded voice I've ever heard. But it was a close second...
Hahahaha fuck you phagghet and cum suck my dick while I tape a picture of your girlfriend over your Down's syndrome face you fucking retard!
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 Quoting: WoodyMcWood


Best part was when I got bored at like 2:30 and fast forwarded to the end and heard this 'tard say "Stay sharp. This is 007, with some underground world news!" in the most gay fucking retard voice i think I've ever heard. I almost spit out my microwaved manicotti and pissed myself all at the same time. Almost. Glorious.
 Quoting: GringoLing081


Shut up queer
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1094960


Awww, poor little guy. You must be the guy who made the video. Dude ok I'm sorry. Honestly. It wasn't the gayest most fucking retarded voice I've ever heard. But it was a close second...
Hahahaha fuck you phagghet and cum suck my dick while I tape a picture of your girlfriend over your Down's syndrome face you fucking retard!
 Quoting: GringoLing081


bump.......Oscar Wilde just came to mind here as I got a giggle from from your quote............A tad harsh though I thought, but a picture of his girl friend............Hmmmmm.
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ehem, your avatar is supposed to be jesus ?
i get weird feelings, when i look at it.
 Quoting: icepack


Yes. I worship Jesus. My face isn't worthy of being on anything.

This is where it is from. A girl that said Jesus came to her in a vision or something then she painted him.
[link to shroudstory.com]
 Quoting: WoodyMcWood


Oh dear! that says it all for me, zero credence from this muppet
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ehem, your avatar is supposed to be jesus ?
i get weird feelings, when i look at it.
 Quoting: icepack


Yes. I worship Jesus. My face isn't worthy of being on anything.

This is where it is from. A girl that said Jesus came to her in a vision or something then she painted him.
[link to shroudstory.com]
 Quoting: WoodyMcWood

no offense, but the probability of this avatar being 100% accurate is null.
when you look at it and think it is jesus you are deceived.
just saying.
 Quoting: icepack


I never once thought that it is 100% accurate. That is impossible. Plus there is no way that we could capture the glory of God in a manmade painting. However, I do think it is more accurate than the sissified paintings of Jesus with pale skin and long strait hair. He is a Jew so for Him to have Strait long hair is pretty unlikely.
 Quoting: WoodyMcWood


Here's some evidence supporting the vision of Akianna, who painted that when she was only 8.

There's two people, that have been heaven. Both saw the deceased there. They also both learned of information about these deceased people, that was impossible to know. After returning to their bodies, the information they learned, was verified to be true down to the exact details.

This shows the experience was not imagined. Anyways, both saw Jesus. And both stated, that out of all the countless depictions of Jesus, that only one looks like him, which is the painting by the girl.

Many others not just these two, are saying the same thing. That out of the countless paintings and depictions, that only this one looks accurate.

Nearly all of them, also state, seeing the exact same eye color.
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ehem, your avatar is supposed to be jesus ?
i get weird feelings, when i look at it.
 Quoting: icepack


Yes. I worship Jesus. My face isn't worthy of being on anything.

This is where it is from. A girl that said Jesus came to her in a vision or something then she painted him.
[link to shroudstory.com]
 Quoting: WoodyMcWood


Hmmmmmm.... he looks pretty white to me. However... I do not believe that too many WHITE men are born in that part of the world!
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really?Many many syrians are white.
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ehem, your avatar is supposed to be jesus ?
i get weird feelings, when i look at it.
 Quoting: icepack


Yes. I worship Jesus. My face isn't worthy of being on anything.

This is where it is from. A girl that said Jesus came to her in a vision or something then she painted him.
[link to shroudstory.com]
 Quoting: WoodyMcWood


Hmmmmmm.... he looks pretty white to me. However... I do not believe that too many WHITE men are born in that part of the world!
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[link to www.youtube.com (secure)]
what about white women?syria Girl is white.You know very little but prefer myth.
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Yes. I worship Jesus. My face isn't worthy of being on anything.

This is where it is from. A girl that said Jesus came to her in a vision or something then she painted him.
[link to shroudstory.com]
 Quoting: WoodyMcWood

no offense, but the probability of this avatar being 100% accurate is null.
when you look at it and think it is jesus you are deceived.
just saying.
 Quoting: icepack


I never once thought that it is 100% accurate. That is impossible. Plus there is no way that we could capture the glory of God in a manmade painting. However, I do think it is more accurate than the sissified paintings of Jesus with pale skin and long strait hair. He is a Jew so for Him to have Strait long hair is pretty unlikely.
 Quoting: WoodyMcWood


Here's some evidence supporting the vision of Akianna, who painted that when she was only 8.

There's two people, that have been heaven. Both saw the deceased there. They also both learned of information about these deceased people, that was impossible to know. After returning to their bodies, the information they learned, was verified to be true down to the exact details.

This shows the experience was not imagined. Anyways, both saw Jesus. And both stated, that out of all the countless depictions of Jesus, that only one looks like him, which is the painting by the girl.

Many others not just these two, are saying the same thing. That out of the countless paintings and depictions, that only this one looks accurate.

Nearly all of them, also state, seeing the exact same eye color.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27239383


Here's more, many who stated seeing him, stated his skin, is darker than what's typically portrayed in paintings.

In Akianna's painting, Jesus is indeed 'white'. However, with Akianna, she had a vision of Jesus, and then went to find a real person, who most closely resembles what she saw. Coincidentally, the man she found to be the model, during her painting, was a carpenter.
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That is because they have the "Earthquake Generating Machine"
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Yes. I worship Jesus. My face isn't worthy of being on anything.

This is where it is from. A girl that said Jesus came to her in a vision or something then she painted him.
[link to shroudstory.com]
 Quoting: WoodyMcWood

no offense, but the probability of this avatar being 100% accurate is null.
when you look at it and think it is jesus you are deceived.
just saying.
 Quoting: icepack


A boy who died for a time and went to heaven looked at it and said it looks exactly like the "Real Jesus."
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I read the book. it was 5 stars for sure. Even if you don't believe it it's a great book.
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Ty OP
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 Quoting: WoodyMcWood


Best part was when I got bored at like 2:30 and fast forwarded to the end and heard this 'tard say "Stay sharp. This is 007, with some underground world news!" in the most gay fucking retard voice i think I've ever heard. I almost spit out my microwaved manicotti and pissed myself all at the same time. Almost. Glorious.
 Quoting: GringoLing081


Open your ears. Its DABOO7 not 007