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A letter I just left for my Ex. I AM FREE!!!

 
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A letter I just left for my Ex. I AM FREE!!!
I'm FREE! I left this letter on the kitchen table. She gets back tonight but I will be gone. I feel so great.

dance

Anne,

I’m writing this letter to you in hopes that it will help clarify a few things that you’ve no doubt become aware of since you arrived home. The situation is exactly as it seems, I have left you. The plain truth is, I am no longer attracted to you. For the past few months I can safely say that I have felt physically ill in the morning when I wake up and see your face next to mine. Everything about you has become sour in my mind, even the way you smell. To be honest I find being around you draining, both physically and emotionally.

These issues are only surpassed by your negative and hateful attitude, which I might add has become progressively worse over the past year. You have become an egotistical, selfish and unimaginative person who rarely asks me what I need or want, in fact I cannot remember the last time you offered me anything of value. It baffles me that you show more passion for something like Dancing with the Stars or Idol than you do our relationship and our future. It stuns me that you cannot see how far you have fallen, how much dignity you have lost.

My limits have been reached and I have had enough. Your attempt to deprive me of my masculinity and sovereignty will no longer be tolerated. So this is where you find yourself, standing in the living room, stunned. Stunned because you never expected this, because you thought you owned me, you thought only you had the power to do something like this. The 46 inch flatscreen that you enjoy so much is no longer a prop for your moronic addiction. Go and buy your own. I have taken everything that I paid for (except the things which I bought for you). Keep the fridge (I’m getting a nice big one to reward myself for this amazing decision I have just made).

Finally I want you to look up the word Misandry as it’s something you are unequivocally guilty of. You should be glad that for the first time in your life someone has actually called you out on your bullshit. You can either lie to yourself as usual or you can pick up the proverbial mirror and take an honest look inside.

Good luck

D
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03/31/2013 03:21 PM

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Excellent letter OP...


And kudos to you for BEING HONEST.


Perhaps your words (well chosen) will help her.
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03/31/2013 03:21 PM

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Congrats there D!!!

The freedom is breath taking, yes?
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03/31/2013 03:22 PM
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Yea good one o.0 nob head

Hopefully she has a big brother that will give you a bit of a slap. Clearly she deserves better than a cock muncher like yourself.

Maybe you are gay?? Physically sick at the sight of a female body??? Thanks for coming out to us all at GLP
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03/31/2013 03:22 PM
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Good for you man, it's all about moving forward on the pursuit of life, liberty, & happiness.
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03/31/2013 03:22 PM

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we dont need them , they need us, good ridince to bad rubish
WTF? better call mommy
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03/31/2013 03:23 PM

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Yea good one o.0 nob head

Hopefully she has a big brother that will give you a bit of a slap. Clearly she deserves better than a cock muncher like yourself.

Maybe you are gay?? Physically sick at the sight of a female body??? Thanks for coming out to us all at GLP
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commin from a tosser,i coulda guest
WTF? better call mommy
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03/31/2013 03:24 PM

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Pinned, for inspiration to others who may be in your same situation, OP!


It's never too soon (or to late) to change a situation!!!
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Yea good one o.0 nob head

Hopefully she has a big brother that will give you a bit of a slap. Clearly she deserves better than a cock muncher like yourself.

Maybe you are gay?? Physically sick at the sight of a female body??? Thanks for coming out to us all at GLP
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Damn, someone seems a bit bitter. Seems you're upset that he's got the ability to leave a girl, while you don't have the ability to even get a girl. Chill out, people might mistake your name calling as personal insecurities of your own.
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03/31/2013 03:24 PM
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That tv is half hers as is everythng else you are taking fool, its only yours to take if she agrees lol
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Yea good one o.0 nob head

Hopefully she has a big brother that will give you a bit of a slap. Clearly she deserves better than a cock muncher like yourself.

Maybe you are gay?? Physically sick at the sight of a female body??? Thanks for coming out to us all at GLP
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Damn, someone seems a bit bitter. Seems you're upset that he's got the ability to leave a girl, while you don't have the ability to even get a girl. Chill out, people might mistake your name calling as personal insecurities of your own.
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all tossers are insecure
WTF? better call mommy
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03/31/2013 03:26 PM
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Excellent break up intel ranger 67986
You ever see Ranger Batman in his batman costume, very dapper. Do you like 3 siren alerts? --Hawk-02

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03/31/2013 03:26 PM
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You are a mean person op!

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03/31/2013 03:27 PM
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Good luck

D
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Bravo man! headbang

Let's hope she no longer wants the D.
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03/31/2013 03:27 PM
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ps-I fucked your sister.
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03/31/2013 03:28 PM

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That tv is half hers as is everythng else you are taking fool, its only yours to take if she agrees lol
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Bullshit.


OP isn't married (not that the post says).


I'm sure OP paid for the TV himself. THAT'S WHY HE'S TAKING IT.


It's a stupid fucking TV. She has no right to it. Who cares?
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03/31/2013 03:28 PM
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I doubt she'll care.
But if it makes you feel better.
Misandry is the hatred of men.
I am a misanthropist, I hate humans.
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Humans fall in love with the state of euphoria.

Anything in this petty world can create euphoria.
Corp/o/Ration
A Single Entity (group with the same paragon) Restricting consumption of scarce commodities.
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Always end a relationship in person. You are low.
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clappa
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clappa
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That tv is half hers as is everythng else you are taking fool, its only yours to take if she agrees lol
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Only if they were married, and even then its not a guarantee. grow up, stop calling people fools, you only make yourself look like one.
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OP you sound like a drama queen. She doesn't acknowledge your future? That's because there's little future and hope for your would-be family and would-be kids, it's pretty much a race to death.

It's cool if she watched TV as long as she acknowledges the kosmos and wants to learn more about our being but maybe she's just a dumb bitch that only likes tv and makeup then punch her in the face that materialistic pompous slut.
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03/31/2013 03:29 PM
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Nice letter but I would bet she will be relieved to see it.
Sounds like she had lost interest in you sometime ago and probably didnt know how to make the break.Maybe has a new guy.
Its a big job to move and can get expensive.This way she still has a place to live and can start over fairly easy or move her new man in when she gets one if she doesnt have one already..
Glad you will be happier but she most likely will be too.
Sounds as if you assume she cant survive without you.I bet she will
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That tv is half hers as is everythng else you are taking fool, its only yours to take if she agrees lol
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Wtf you talkin about Willis?

They weren't married. She was an unpaid whore.
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That tv is half hers as is everythng else you are taking fool, its only yours to take if she agrees lol
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no posession is 9/10th of the law!
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03/31/2013 03:31 PM

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..."The soul is dyed the color of its thoughts. Think only on those things that are in line with your principles and can bear the light of day. The content of your character is your choice. Day by day, what you choose, what you think, and what you do is who you become. Your integrity is your destiny ... it is the light that guides your way."
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Always end a relationship in person.
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Why?


So he can get screamed at and treated like absolute shit for one last time??


Fuck that. He did her a favor.
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03/31/2013 03:32 PM
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That tv is half hers as is everythng else you are taking fool, its only yours to take if she agrees lol
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If they were married.......
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03/31/2013 03:32 PM

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Excellent but I would have left out the part about the looks and odorpigchef............women are a vindictive race which never forget..............
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03/31/2013 03:32 PM
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I hate to give you the bad news OP, but you're gay! Your letter reads just like someone who has come out of the closet. I hope your next relationship is a much better one with your lover named...Andy.

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