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Jesus is coming back what is his new name?

 
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Sananda
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A dangerous assumption to make. I've just written a thread about this guy. Apparently he is a false prophet.

My personal opinion is that ANYONE WAITING FOR THE SECOND COMING IS DOOMED. The Second Coming is going to take place inside you. Christ Consciousness is the Second Coming. Not a physical incarnation.
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Like this you mean???
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how about..Michael
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I hear hes the prince, not elvis...and its not a new name...
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Lucifer.
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I thought he was the bad guy mikes at war with...
and whats with venus anyway....Its said he has a new name that only he knows...if Im not mistaken 1dunno1
Unless hes at wa with himself?
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are we still on the same boat here?
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nope this is cia
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Cia, lol..Im just a curious stoner from Iowa...
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Cia, lol..Im just a curious stoner from Iowa...
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ahh excellent. stoners are a proud group
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Behind every great fortune, there is a crime ~ Balzac

He was and was not, He was encompassed in the name yet not encompassed in the name, having as yet no name other than the desire to be called by a name.... ~Umberto Eco

Daydreaming without action is just hallucinating......
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well said.
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Re: Jesus is coming back what is his new name?
shilo...jacob(supplanter) becomes Israel(prince with God)

it's on his right thigh
the thigh touched by God

also, the name jacob and james are the same
king james
king jacob
get it?

ryan(little king) was here
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the true name is Jay, that is the one of Gods messages
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Re: Jesus is coming back what is his new name?
shilo...jacob(supplanter) becomes Israel(prince with God)

it's on his right thigh
the thigh touched by God

also, the name jacob and james are the same
king james
king jacob
get it?

ryan(little king) was here
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also, he is the man in christ that entered 3rd heaven during the night of the wrestle with God

he now has a metal rod implanted in his thigh
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shilo...jacob(supplanter) becomes Israel(prince with God)

it's on his right thigh
the thigh touched by God

also, the name jacob and james are the same
king james
king jacob
get it?

ryan(little king) was here
 Quoting: dude of dudes 30630502


also, he is the man in christ that entered 3rd heaven during the night of the wrestle with God

he now has a metal rod implanted in his thigh
 Quoting: lame boy 30343183


boom, now he has two shruikan flying toward him, seconds to react
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Re: Jesus is coming back what is his new name?
shilo...jacob(supplanter) becomes Israel(prince with God)

it's on his right thigh
the thigh touched by God

also, the name jacob and james are the same
king james
king jacob
get it?

ryan(little king) was here
 Quoting: dude of dudes 30630502


also, he is the man in christ that entered 3rd heaven during the night of the wrestle with God

he now has a metal rod implanted in his thigh
 Quoting: lame boy 30343183


boom, now he has two shruikan flying toward him, seconds to react
 Quoting: |DEAD|SERIOUS


He catches one and just barely moves his eye out of the way of the other, and it catches his temple, lacerating it.

Seeing his own blood, he is enraged. He roars and the assailant is frozen in terror.

Sheepishly, he reaches for his dagger, no sooner than the caught shuriken strikes his brow.

The assailant shrieks, before falling like a stone.
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shilo...jacob(supplanter) becomes Israel(prince with God)

it's on his right thigh
the thigh touched by God

also, the name jacob and james are the same
king james
king jacob
get it?

ryan(little king) was here
 Quoting: dude of dudes 30630502


also, he is the man in christ that entered 3rd heaven during the night of the wrestle with God

he now has a metal rod implanted in his thigh
 Quoting: lame boy 30343183


boom, now he has two shruikan flying toward him, seconds to react
 Quoting: |DEAD|SERIOUS


He catches one and just barely moves his eye out of the way of the other, and it catches his temple, lacerating it.

Seeing his own blood, he is enraged. He roars and the assailant is frozen in terror.

Sheepishly, he reaches for his dagger, no sooner than the caught shuriken strikes his brow.

The assailant shrieks, before falling like a stone.
 Quoting: Azeratel Axo


3 pairs of underwear are put into your laundry on accident, you dont know who they belong to
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Re: Jesus is coming back what is his new name?
shilo...jacob(supplanter) becomes Israel(prince with God)

it's on his right thigh
the thigh touched by God

also, the name jacob and james are the same
king james
king jacob
get it?

ryan(little king) was here
 Quoting: dude of dudes 30630502


also, he is the man in christ that entered 3rd heaven during the night of the wrestle with God

he now has a metal rod implanted in his thigh
 Quoting: lame boy 30343183


boom, now he has two shruikan flying toward him, seconds to react
 Quoting: |DEAD|SERIOUS


he quikly meditates on the arrow paradox and successfully avoids the flying shruikan, before shapeshifting into nobody
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:jesus1:
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well said.
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this ^^
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Ison...
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well?
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Fred Carrington
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^^^Thispick
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His name has 2 parts, the first and the last part of his parents name.
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harold camping , jesus just can't quit trolling lol
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his name is yahushua yahuwah......come lord jesus!
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Peter
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He is the one Malachi speaks about
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I dont know what I will do if this baby is a girl.
Probably commit suicide and abandon it.
If Jesus is here where is he?
I am having problems.
Im sure he is here but if its not my baby Im gona have to conclude that he is elsewhere and he isnt helping me.
But I am being persecuted for some strange reason by his followers.
I hope we get a fake Christ and everyone goes to hell with him.
I will kill myself long before all of that.
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i am he
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He doesn't get a new name, but one of His names will be revealed for all who have ever lived - to know the Truth of - Lord of Lords and King of Kings - This name will reign visibly

His called elected and chosen will receive a new name, which is not given in Gods Word - only Jesus knows this name. The redeemed of the Lord, the citizens of a heavenly kingdom, await this name as they await the appearing of their Savior from Heaven.

See Rev.2:17
 Quoting: Ohwow!


He cried out his name as he was on the cross...

Abba Father... Holy Father... Now Father Abba...

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