I kinda hate the bible. It's the most distorted misinterpreted confusing book ever written. Full of medieval nonsense and fear.
A twisted book full of watered down pagan myths and hearsay written by mentally ill monks and kings.
A psychotic echo of voices from the past, mistranslated over and over again, molded by the sands of time!
No one ever understood what the bible meant and no one ever will cause it's mostly BS.
This book is so open to different views and interpretations because it's completely random and inconsistent.
A solid word of god won't leave ANY room for different interpretations.

Not to mention the hipsters who come up with the weirdest "original" names of Jesus (YESHUA, YEHASHUAS, YEHASHAHAHSUSUAHDYUfsadffas).