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To the poster who told me to inject hot egg yolks into my urethra

 
Anonymous Coward
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04/01/2013 09:18 PM
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To the poster who told me to inject hot egg yolks into my urethra
Thanks for nothing asshole.

What the fuck am I supposed to do with these damn egg yolks now?

Not to mention I think I may have torn vas deferns!
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04/01/2013 09:19 PM
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Wow.. want attention much? Get a life loser.
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#demented
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04/01/2013 09:25 PM
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#demented
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


now I feel bad - I was just trying to cross pollinate with a reply that made me chuckle on another thread.

should be right here if I did this right

[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]

sorry...
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04/01/2013 09:28 PM

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#demented
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now I feel bad - I was just trying to cross pollinate with a reply that made me chuckle on another thread.

should be right here if I did this right

[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]

sorry...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24805909


you want big black penis????get oak fish club ,and beat it till it bleeds
WTF? better call mommy
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#demented
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american
WTF? better call mommy
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04/01/2013 09:52 PM
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Thanks for nothing asshole.

What the fuck am I supposed to do with these damn egg yolks now?

Not to mention I think I may have torn vas deferns!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24805909


An omelet maybe?
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04/01/2013 09:57 PM
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eat em, things out of cock taste twice as good as normal things uncocked.
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04/01/2013 09:57 PM
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emotionally I am feeling unusual tonight and I am about to post something I never told anyone and I hope to hell I am anonymous because I KNOW I am a coward.

In my previous life (early to mid 20's) my then first wife/live in gf had a friend at school who was pretty far fucking out there for me and my background.

She was the daughter of a male hollywood character actor who was married to another character actor - if I tell you their names, and I will, and you are of a certain age you WILL know them.

FYI I never met them and now that it occurs to me perhaps this girl was lying but then again her whole circumstances were so weird that it seems more likely to be real...

Her circumstances were this: they were young (as were we) she told some pretty paint peelingly frank stories of her f'd up childhood. Her dad the Hollywood character actor came to acting later in life following a full previous life as something completely fucking else - just a regular schmoo. he did have a good/memorable and malleable face (think wilfred brimley - but its not him - without the mustache) as he played both decent joes and heavies in his career.

Anywho (don't you just hate people, especially guys who use that word?) this couple were white (not that it matters) but not strivers although they did go to college - he was a programmer and she - don't recall but I also think her past per her own words had pretty much f'd her up in the head for a normal type life.. Money always seemed tight but they also has a certain je ne sais quoi and carefree attitude towards their arrangements to the point that I suspected she had some trust fund which allows people to slum it but with the attendant anxiety and permanent financial insecurity.

They didn't do drugs that I recal beyond pot and when she was stoned (I was a prude so I might have gotten a contact high but didn't smoke - I would though drink) she tell as I said these hair raising stories of sexual abuse followed by extreme neglect all punctuated with beatings.

Ok enough preamble here's my memory outta nowhere.

We we over that their apt in alameda ca circa 1987 1988.
She told a story of lynching that her grandpa saw in texas which is where she was from.

She said her grandpa gave her father the lynchee's dick which had been cut off by the crowd (that's her story) and that her father had given it to her.

My then wife (that's a hole nother story) and I expressed disbelief but also a morbid curiosity and challenged her to prove as young folk are apt to do late at night sitting around on the floor of a 1 bdroom start apartment in a multi unit complex.

After muchback and forth and then some turning by her to him as if for permission and he said show em if you want to baby. and so she opens a sliding door closet and inside is a dresser and she opens a top of the dresser dresser drawer - and here in my memory it gets really vivid - and pulls out one of those half size glass gerber baby food jars and sure enough inside it is a very dried out and shriveled looking I don't know blackened worm and inch plus long and curled over into itself. but at the end of this worm thing that would have been attached to the body prior to being cleaved off were - I swear to god - a tiny and thin thatch of brittle dark colors but somehow bleached out or dry looking pubic hair.

I recall the thing clinking around inside the baby food jar and recall the metal screw on cap. I can't recall much more of this scene other than her saying "look at the pubic hair" as some sort of proof.

I did examine it through the glass (should would not let us open it - it did appear very dried and brittle but the way it clinked in the jar gave me the impression that it was solid.

okay here's the pay off for what it's worth - her father was noble willingham and his girlfriend (NOT my then wife's friends mother) was doris roberts.

I swear to god and on my mother's grave that this is a true and accurate recollection of an event that actually happened to me.

good night.
Anonymous Coward
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04/01/2013 10:00 PM
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Who the fuck cares?
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04/01/2013 10:00 PM

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Nice story bro
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04/01/2013 10:14 PM

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lmao I lol'd, thanks OP.
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04/01/2013 10:24 PM
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lmao I lol'd, thanks OP.
 Quoting: Generation Doom


thank you - your reply completes me

goo'nightevraybahday!
Anonymous Coward
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04/01/2013 10:48 PM
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i don't doubt it. i was just posting the other night about how unbelievably mean-spirited and racist Texas is ... and dude is from TX

plus, hollywood is a cesspool beyond what 99.99 percent of the population could even fathom.

large portions of the south have really good race relations, contrary to most people's understanding.
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04/01/2013 10:51 PM
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Wtf are you on about? I did this it works my dick is now twice the size!
Its now 3 inches!
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04/01/2013 11:17 PM
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Wtf are you on about? I did this it works my dick is now twice the size!
Its now 3 inches!
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i've been using just the egg whites, hoping it'd have the opposite effect and shrink my junk. overall, i would recommend it, so far i've dropped a whole 6" and the results show within 10 minutes of your first injection.
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04/02/2013 03:09 AM
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Wtf are you on about? I did this it works my dick is now twice the size!
Its now 3 inches!
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i've been using just the egg whites, hoping it'd have the opposite effect and shrink my junk. overall, i would recommend it, so far i've dropped a whole 6" and the results show within 10 minutes of your first injection.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36585168


Bimp fer the morning crowd
Anonymous Coward
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04/02/2013 03:27 AM
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there is a point where personal responsibility has to be taken. if you really did this you might be 7 cans short of a 3 pack.
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04/07/2013 08:25 PM
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Dump (as in I'm leaving one rahhgt now)
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04/09/2013 12:53 PM
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Wtf are you on about? I did this it works my dick is now twice the size!
Its now 3 inches!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36226622

Really ? You must be the happiest man on earth right now !
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Just inject it into your buttocks. It has a better return if you do.