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How do I come to Jesus in true humility and a broken spirit?

 
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How do I come to Jesus in true humility and a broken spirit?
The sacrifices of God are a broken spirit: a broken and a contrite heart, O God, you will not despise. (Psalm 51:17)


please help me, Jesus bless you.
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Re: How do I come to Jesus in true humility and a broken spirit?
What do you know of the gospel?
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Re: How do I come to Jesus in true humility and a broken spirit?
Ask God. Just talk to Him with an open, honest heart. Lay everything out to Him.
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Re: How do I come to Jesus in true humility and a broken spirit?
Ask God. Just talk to Him with an open, honest heart. Lay everything out to Him.
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This
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Re: How do I come to Jesus in true humility and a broken spirit?
Be truly sorry for anyone you have ever hurt or any bad thing you have ever done.Tell Him you are sorry and ask for forgiveness.He will forgive you and make you a new person in your heart and spirit.
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Re: How do I come to Jesus in true humility and a broken spirit?
Ask God. Just talk to Him with an open, honest heart. Lay everything out to Him.
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What if i feel like I constantly am living a sinful lifestyle. How do I break this trend?
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Re: How do I come to Jesus in true humility and a broken spirit?
Pray this prayer and mean it.



Dear God in heaven, I come to you in the name of Jesus. I acknowledge thet you have promised me torture in hell , and that if I dont grovel,tremble,and fill myself with pride and fear, that you will burn me alive forever in hell. And I am not REALLY sorry for my sins and the life that I have lived; but if I dont say that you will burn me alive forever.

I believe that your only begotten Son Jesus Christ shed His precious blood on the cross at Calvary and had himself tortured to death so you would not have to torture me forever in your great enduring mercy, and I am now willing to turn from my sin....but ONLY because you will torture me if I dont at least pretend to even though everyone will see how evil I still am by the pride and arroganc enad hate that will henceforth spew from my mouth because I will now think I am above everyone else.

You said in Your Holy Word, Romans 10:9 that if we confess the Lord our God and believe in our hearts that God raised Jesus from the dead, we shall be saved and avoid the eternal torture that you fashines before the world began in your great love and mercy.

Right now I confess pride..opps..I mean Jesus as the Lord of my soul. With my heart, I believe that God raised Jesus from the dead. This very moment I accept Jesus Christ as my own personal Savior and according to His Word, right now I am saved...and can now freely sin...condemn others,,and look down on then in sheer contempt.

Thank you Jesus for your ratherlimited grace which has saved me from my sins. I thank you Jesus that your grace always leads to license, pride..arrogance..hate..and sarcstic comments to all those you allow me now to condemn freely. Therefore Lord Jesus transform my life so that I may sling mud and shit and shame to you alone and especially myself.

Thank you Jesus for dying for me and giving me eternal life.
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Re: How do I come to Jesus in true humility and a broken spirit?
Ask God. Just talk to Him with an open, honest heart. Lay everything out to Him.
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What if i feel like I constantly am living a sinful lifestyle. How do I break this trend?
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You know what to do.
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Re: How do I come to Jesus in true humility and a broken spirit?
Ask God. Just talk to Him with an open, honest heart. Lay everything out to Him.
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What if i feel like I constantly am living a sinful lifestyle. How do I break this trend?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34650653

You know what to do.
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Yeah..do what all the other christians do.

keep sinning and doing what ever you want to but justify it by saying "Well..im not perfect...just forgiven".

This will also enable you to look down on and condemn everyone else who sins. But the moment they point out your hypocrisy you pull ou the INPJF card and also a few threats of hell.
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Re: How do I come to Jesus in true humility and a broken spirit?
Ask God. Just talk to Him with an open, honest heart. Lay everything out to Him.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20241035


What if i feel like I constantly am living a sinful lifestyle. How do I break this trend?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34650653


What is so hard about keeping the commandments?

Which are you having trouble keeping?
Thread: Chains

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Re: How do I come to Jesus in true humility and a broken spirit?
Ask God. Just talk to Him with an open, honest heart. Lay everything out to Him.
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What if i feel like I constantly am living a sinful lifestyle. How do I break this trend?
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Keep in mind that you are literally tied to the Holy spirit.
So if you sneak around the corner and get high . he is a witness to it.
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Re: How do I come to Jesus in true humility and a broken spirit?
Ask God. Just talk to Him with an open, honest heart. Lay everything out to Him.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20241035


What if i feel like I constantly am living a sinful lifestyle. How do I break this trend?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34650653


Keep in mind that you are literally tied to the Holy spirit.
So if you sneak around the corner and get high . he is a witness to it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1636112


And if it is a decent strain,

You can pass a toke my way.

For every seed bearing herb is given for meat.
Thread: Chains

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Re: How do I come to Jesus in true humility and a broken spirit?
Repentance. Knowing what you've done and being sorry for it. God knows you're not perfect. All he really wants to know is that you're somebody he can work with. If you know right from wrong, he can work with you.

He can put you in a nice place where you won't have to steal or lie or murder. The only reason you would, is because you enjoy stealing, lying and murdering. And in that case he can't help you. You need to show that you want want something better than that, and you understand that righteousness is better than that.
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Re: How do I come to Jesus in true humility and a broken spirit?
What is this masochistic crap ?

If God wanted broken spirits he would have created us broken from the outset
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Re: How do I come to Jesus in true humility and a broken spirit?
Jesus doesnt want you. He has a life, a wife, children, a mother a father etc..
He's not into glamour and shit like you.
Respect that or die.
Ibrahim
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Re: How do I come to Jesus in true humility and a broken spirit?
Pray this prayer and mean it.



Dear God in heaven, I come to you in the name of Jesus. I acknowledge thet you have promised me torture in hell , and that if I dont grovel,tremble,and fill myself with pride and fear, that you will burn me alive forever in hell. And I am not REALLY sorry for my sins and the life that I have lived; but if I dont say that you will burn me alive forever.

I believe that your only begotten Son Jesus Christ shed His precious blood on the cross at Calvary and had himself tortured to death so you would not have to torture me forever in your great enduring mercy, and I am now willing to turn from my sin....but ONLY because you will torture me if I dont at least pretend to even though everyone will see how evil I still am by the pride and arroganc enad hate that will henceforth spew from my mouth because I will now think I am above everyone else.

You said in Your Holy Word, Romans 10:9 that if we confess the Lord our God and believe in our hearts that God raised Jesus from the dead, we shall be saved and avoid the eternal torture that you fashines before the world began in your great love and mercy.

Right now I confess pride..opps..I mean Jesus as the Lord of my soul. With my heart, I believe that God raised Jesus from the dead. This very moment I accept Jesus Christ as my own personal Savior and according to His Word, right now I am saved...and can now freely sin...condemn others,,and look down on then in sheer contempt.

Thank you Jesus for your ratherlimited grace which has saved me from my sins. I thank you Jesus that your grace always leads to license, pride..arrogance..hate..and sarcstic comments to all those you allow me now to condemn freely. Therefore Lord Jesus transform my life so that I may sling mud and shit and shame to you alone and especially myself.

Thank you Jesus for dying for me and giving me eternal life.
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lol
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Re: How do I come to Jesus in true humility and a broken spirit?
Jesus doesnt want you. He has a life, a wife, children, a mother a father etc..
He's not into glamour and shit like you.
Respect that or die.
 Quoting: Ibrahim


I've watched your karma go from low to lower tonight, and I haven't had a thing to do with it. Buena suerte mi amigo.

I know you want what we all want, but commanding death on others will rebound straight back to you. Let us all do as we will, as He wills, if you will.

Last Edited by Handy Monkey on 04/02/2013 01:44 AM
mhmmmmm
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Re: How do I come to Jesus in true humility and a broken spirit?
Ask God. Just talk to Him with an open, honest heart. Lay everything out to Him.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20241035


What if i feel like I constantly am living a sinful lifestyle. How do I break this trend?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34650653


Keep in mind that you are literally tied to the Holy spirit.
So if you sneak around the corner and get high . he is a witness to it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1636112


And if it is a decent strain,

You can pass a toke my way.

For every seed bearing herb is given for meat.
 Quoting: IAMIAM


haha, isn't it funny how all these farken hypocrites that claim "Jesus" rights... do absolutely nothing that he asks...

God created weed.... it smells so beautiful, that if you were walking through nature and smelled it, you would immediately be drawn to it, like all good things he gave us....

go and eat some panadol when you get a headache, or buy some white tablet that is full of treacherous un natural stuff... he would be way happier for that...

weed can open you up to the holy spirit immediately..... if you are on the right frequency.....

If you are a bit like, dysfunctional, that will obviously come out much stronger also.... or it wil let itself be known to you.....

cheebus
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Re: How do I come to Jesus in true humility and a broken spirit?
Ask God. Just talk to Him with an open, honest heart. Lay everything out to Him.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20241035


What if i feel like I constantly am living a sinful lifestyle. How do I break this trend?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34650653


Keep in mind that you are literally tied to the Holy spirit.
So if you sneak around the corner and get high . he is a witness to it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1636112


And if it is a decent strain,

You can pass a toke my way.

For every seed bearing herb is given for meat.
 Quoting: IAMIAM



**scripture stretch**
mhmmmmm
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Re: How do I come to Jesus in true humility and a broken spirit?
We are animals

We are descended from animal ancestors

We still have atrophied tail bones from when we had tails

We still have eustachian tubes which are the remnants of gills

and much more


If we'd had broken spirits, we would never have made it out of the primeval ooze


Deal with it, religiotards --- we are the descendants of animals, not angelic sugar-babies with wings
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What if i feel like I constantly am living a sinful lifestyle. How do I break this trend?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34650653


Keep in mind that you are literally tied to the Holy spirit.
So if you sneak around the corner and get high . he is a witness to it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1636112


And if it is a decent strain,

You can pass a toke my way.

For every seed bearing herb is given for meat.
 Quoting: IAMIAM


haha, isn't it funny how all these farken hypocrites that claim "Jesus" rights... do absolutely nothing that he asks...

God created weed.... it smells so beautiful, that if you were walking through nature and smelled it, you would immediately be drawn to it, like all good things he gave us....

go and eat some panadol when you get a headache, or buy some white tablet that is full of treacherous un natural stuff... he would be way happier for that...

weed can open you up to the holy spirit immediately..... if you are on the right frequency.....

If you are a bit like, dysfunctional, that will obviously come out much stronger also.... or it wil let itself be known to you.....

cheebus
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1751118



And if you are functional what use do you have for THC?
mhmmmmm
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Keep in mind that you are literally tied to the Holy spirit.
So if you sneak around the corner and get high . he is a witness to it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1636112


And if it is a decent strain,

You can pass a toke my way.

For every seed bearing herb is given for meat.
 Quoting: IAMIAM


haha, isn't it funny how all these farken hypocrites that claim "Jesus" rights... do absolutely nothing that he asks...

God created weed.... it smells so beautiful, that if you were walking through nature and smelled it, you would immediately be drawn to it, like all good things he gave us....

go and eat some panadol when you get a headache, or buy some white tablet that is full of treacherous un natural stuff... he would be way happier for that...

weed can open you up to the holy spirit immediately..... if you are on the right frequency.....

If you are a bit like, dysfunctional, that will obviously come out much stronger also.... or it wil let itself be known to you.....

cheebus
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1751118



And if you are functional what use do you have for THC?
 Quoting: Handy Monkey


Because it is joyful!
Thread: Chains

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Re: How do I come to Jesus in true humility and a broken spirit?
We are animals

We are descended from animal ancestors

We still have atrophied tail bones from when we had tails

We still have eustachian tubes which are the remnants of gills

and much more


If we'd had broken spirits, we would never have made it out of the primeval ooze


Deal with it, religiotards --- we are the descendants of animals, not angelic sugar-babies with wings
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Speak for yourself. I prefer a healthy sum of the two.
mhmmmmm
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And if it is a decent strain,

You can pass a toke my way.

For every seed bearing herb is given for meat.
 Quoting: IAMIAM


haha, isn't it funny how all these farken hypocrites that claim "Jesus" rights... do absolutely nothing that he asks...

God created weed.... it smells so beautiful, that if you were walking through nature and smelled it, you would immediately be drawn to it, like all good things he gave us....

go and eat some panadol when you get a headache, or buy some white tablet that is full of treacherous un natural stuff... he would be way happier for that...

weed can open you up to the holy spirit immediately..... if you are on the right frequency.....

If you are a bit like, dysfunctional, that will obviously come out much stronger also.... or it wil let itself be known to you.....

cheebus
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1751118



And if you are functional what use do you have for THC?
 Quoting: Handy Monkey


Because it is joyful!
 Quoting: IAMIAM



If functional, one would be able to experience joy at will, with or without the use of anything external.
mhmmmmm
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If functional, one would be able to experience joy at will, with or without the use of anything external.
 Quoting: Handy Monkey


If functional you are not sticking your damned nose into what another finds joyful unless it is harming you or you wish to share.
Thread: Chains

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Re: How do I come to Jesus in true humility and a broken spirit?
Sin to the point it hurts excruciatingly.

And this at the precise time of The Break In.

Which comes through the human stone mans forehead and heart who finally got some of what was coming to him.

As it finally sinks into our thick skulls....and strikes through our gut and soul ....

Like a lightning rod carrying its own bolt of white hot heat through us.

We melt into a pile of our own self melted and shattered life mess.

And all that is left is the knowing we were the one who trashed our own selves and many many others....out of natural born human mentality.

We Sin until it takes us down.

Like a zebra by a Lion in the tall grassy opening...we suffer for it...by it and then..

We have learned by experiencing that pain and suffering..

That we are our own worst enemy..

And we are fallen devils...in need of crushing defeat to be raised up.

Then life is good and death even better.
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Re: How do I come to Jesus in true humility and a broken spirit?
I used to say: well weed makes me happy, so I will do it.

That changed, so did my motives.

I then said: well my use of weed can make others happy, so I will do it.

That changed, I realized others and myself were always happiest being exactly who we were at that moment.

I have no problem with it, I just reorganized priorities. It is above nothing.
mhmmmmm
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Four Fags Fit on a cross
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Re: How do I come to Jesus in true humility and a broken spirit?
If functional, one would be able to experience joy at will, with or without the use of anything external.
 Quoting: Handy Monkey


If functional you are not sticking your damned nose into what another finds joyful unless it is harming you or you wish to share.
 Quoting: IAMIAM


We are different yes, and all is much the same, as you know. I only wish to share my insight and learning, as it has made a difference in my life.

My nose... well it is aimed at this here computer screen and nothing more.

Last Edited by Handy Monkey on 04/02/2013 02:02 AM
mhmmmmm
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If functional, one would be able to experience joy at will, with or without the use of anything external.
 Quoting: Handy Monkey


If functional you are not sticking your damned nose into what another finds joyful unless it is harming you or you wish to share.
 Quoting: IAMIAM


We are different yes, and all is much the same, as you know. I only wish to share my insight and learning, as it has made a difference in my life.

My nose... well it is aimed at this here computer screen and nothing more.
 Quoting: Handy Monkey


hf
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