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I have been reading endless hypocritical posts on this ridiculous website, of fundamental, extremist, christian fanatics.

There are a few things you should consider before you go about preaching your "gospel" to others... as you have many things wrong......

(1) For starters.... JESUS CHRIST was not his name.... not one place in the bible does it mention "In Jesus name".

(2) In that great book it makes mention of doing things in MY name, and to those who find wisdom and KNOW MY NAME.

(3) "Jesus" was not a christian... or would ever lay claim to being one..... He was against the church, and the whole system that was running at the time....

(4) "Jesus" never really condemned people, though he rebuked some for their blatant greed and idiocy.

(5) "Jesus" never went around jamming shit down people's throats, or handing out flyers, or any other means of propagating the world... he managed a following through the good works that he did, and the stand that he made against the filth of that time.

(6) "Jesus" was "healing the sick" and "curing the blind" so that they may see.... As literal as that sounds, and I have no doubt of the miracles that were performed, but... in general.... he was teaching people to see what was going on around them..... the blindness was that they saw the world of illusion, and not the world for what it realyl was... a great big deception of the beast.

(7) "Jesus" as you all like to see him portrayed by your churches, is always seen as dead, on the cross, and that symbol literally means, fuck with the church, and this will happen to you....

(8) Mainly, christians are so far deceived by the ridiculous bullshit they have filled themselves up with, they can't help but vomit all of it out onto other people, creating more lies to the pile of spewtum.

(9) The reason that many people refuse the real spirit into their lives, is because the false depiction of what and who "jesus" was is bombarded at them, and their spirit of truth in them does not recognise and repudiates the information that is being delivered to it....

(10) If you lay claim to "know Jesus" then be ready at your judgement, to know his name..... if you fail that, the Petie will not let you in, and you won't be able to call "whats his name" because you simply won't know it....

(11) Make sure that he knows you.. because if your name is directly on the list, then you don't really need to know his name, but he would know you anyway....

(12) Last but not least.... next time you bark some scripture at someone.... make sure you know what it means, its true interpretation..... we don't need any mistruths or half baked conceptions of what is what and That That I am....
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His Father is important, not Jesus.
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His Father is important, not Jesus.
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haha, well.... good luck asking for his name ay.... your lucky to work out what "Jesus's" name is.....

yea um... just looking for um..... Dad?... who knows.. could work ;)
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I have been reading endless hypocritical posts on this ridiculous website, of fundamental, extremist, christian fanatics.

There are a few things you should consider before you go about preaching your "gospel" to others... as you have many things wrong......

(1) For starters.... JESUS CHRIST was not his name.... not one place in the bible does it mention "In Jesus name".

(2) In that great book it makes mention of doing things in MY name, and to those who find wisdom and KNOW MY NAME.

(3) "Jesus" was not a christian... or would ever lay claim to being one..... He was against the church, and the whole system that was running at the time....

(4) "Jesus" never really condemned people, though he rebuked some for their blatant greed and idiocy.

(5) "Jesus" never went around jamming shit down people's throats, or handing out flyers, or any other means of propagating the world... he managed a following through the good works that he did, and the stand that he made against the filth of that time.

(6) "Jesus" was "healing the sick" and "curing the blind" so that they may see.... As literal as that sounds, and I have no doubt of the miracles that were performed, but... in general.... he was teaching people to see what was going on around them..... the blindness was that they saw the world of illusion, and not the world for what it realyl was... a great big deception of the beast.

(7) "Jesus" as you all like to see him portrayed by your churches, is always seen as dead, on the cross, and that symbol literally means, fuck with the church, and this will happen to you....

(8) Mainly, christians are so far deceived by the ridiculous bullshit they have filled themselves up with, they can't help but vomit all of it out onto other people, creating more lies to the pile of spewtum.

(9) The reason that many people refuse the real spirit into their lives, is because the false depiction of what and who "jesus" was is bombarded at them, and their spirit of truth in them does not recognise and repudiates the information that is being delivered to it....

(10) If you lay claim to "know Jesus" then be ready at your judgement, to know his name..... if you fail that, the Petie will not let you in, and you won't be able to call "whats his name" because you simply won't know it....

(11) Make sure that he knows you.. because if your name is directly on the list, then you don't really need to know his name, but he would know you anyway....

(12) Last but not least.... next time you bark some scripture at someone.... make sure you know what it means, its true interpretation..... we don't need any mistruths or half baked conceptions of what is what and That That I am....
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What if one knows this and calls himself a christian because he is?

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haha, well.... good luck asking for his name ay.... your lucky to work out what \"Jesus\'s\" name is.....

yea um... just looking for um..... Dad?... who knows.. could work ;)
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Don´t be silly. One name, in different languages.
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(5) "Jesus" never went around jamming shit down people's throats, or handing out flyers, or any other means of propagating the world... he managed a following through the good works that he did, and the stand that he made against the filth of that time.


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I'll take this one... The Sermon On The Mount seems to indicate he did go around, "jamming shit down people's throats" on occasion. He also said to go forth into the world and preach the gospel.

"He said to them, "Go into all the world and preach the gospel to all creation."

Mark 16:15
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I have been reading endless hypocritical posts on this ridiculous website, of fundamental, extremist, christian fanatics.

There are a few things you should consider before you go about preaching your "gospel" to others... as you have many things wrong......

(1) For starters.... JESUS CHRIST was not his name.... not one place in the bible does it mention "In Jesus name".

(2) In that great book it makes mention of doing things in MY name, and to those who find wisdom and KNOW MY NAME.

(3) "Jesus" was not a christian... or would ever lay claim to being one..... He was against the church, and the whole system that was running at the time....

(4) "Jesus" never really condemned people, though he rebuked some for their blatant greed and idiocy.

(5) "Jesus" never went around jamming shit down people's throats, or handing out flyers, or any other means of propagating the world... he managed a following through the good works that he did, and the stand that he made against the filth of that time.

(6) "Jesus" was "healing the sick" and "curing the blind" so that they may see.... As literal as that sounds, and I have no doubt of the miracles that were performed, but... in general.... he was teaching people to see what was going on around them..... the blindness was that they saw the world of illusion, and not the world for what it realyl was... a great big deception of the beast.

(7) "Jesus" as you all like to see him portrayed by your churches, is always seen as dead, on the cross, and that symbol literally means, fuck with the church, and this will happen to you....

(8) Mainly, christians are so far deceived by the ridiculous bullshit they have filled themselves up with, they can't help but vomit all of it out onto other people, creating more lies to the pile of spewtum.

(9) The reason that many people refuse the real spirit into their lives, is because the false depiction of what and who "jesus" was is bombarded at them, and their spirit of truth in them does not recognise and repudiates the information that is being delivered to it....

(10) If you lay claim to "know Jesus" then be ready at your judgement, to know his name..... if you fail that, the Petie will not let you in, and you won't be able to call "whats his name" because you simply won't know it....

(11) Make sure that he knows you.. because if your name is directly on the list, then you don't really need to know his name, but he would know you anyway....

(12) Last but not least.... next time you bark some scripture at someone.... make sure you know what it means, its true interpretation..... we don't need any mistruths or half baked conceptions of what is what and That That I am....
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What if one knows this and calls himself a christian because he is?
 Quoting: Handy Monkey


How could you possibly be a christian then? you should call yourself a disciple... nothing more? if you know this, then perhaps that would be a better suited name for you if you need one to adhere to?
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(5) "Jesus" never went around jamming shit down people's throats, or handing out flyers, or any other means of propagating the world... he managed a following through the good works that he did, and the stand that he made against the filth of that time.


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I'll take this one... The Sermon On The Mount seems to indicate he did go around, "jamming shit down people's throats" on occasion. He also said to go forth into the world and preach the gospel.

"He said to them, "Go into all the world and preach the gospel to all creation."

Mark 16:15
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Well, I would guess, that people could simply walk away from the mountain? generally, I think people went to listen or they didn't.... and I imagine when he said "preach the gospel" it was far different from the way it is "administered" today.... and what gospel that was back then, and the stuff we have access to now may have been a bit different....

but point taken..... ;)
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I only have one question....

Who/What is 'the Petie'?

huh

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His Father is important, not Jesus.
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haha, well.... good luck asking for his name ay.... your lucky to work out what \"Jesus\'s\" name is.....

yea um... just looking for um..... Dad?... who knows.. could work ;)
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Don´t be silly. One name, in different languages.
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AHA... okay.... I would check certain languages then... i:e

SANSKRIT
LATIN
hmmm

other ones that are ancient.... but have the same or similar references......

;)
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I only have one question....

Who/What is 'the Petie'?

huh
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ahhh.... Petie... PETER.... old pete.....

Pete and whats his name go way back......

honestly, explore and find the answer.... seek and ye will find.... isn't that the way?
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I only have one question....

Who/What is 'the Petie'?

huh
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ahhh.... Petie... PETER.... old pete.....

Pete and whats his name go way back......

honestly, explore and find the answer.... seek and ye will find.... isn't that the way?
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Ahh Peter the Pied Piper!

charlie

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I only have one question....

Who/What is 'the Petie'?

huh
 Quoting: ANHEDONIC


ahhh.... Petie... PETER.... old pete.....

Pete and whats his name go way back......

honestly, explore and find the answer.... seek and ye will find.... isn't that the way?
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Ahh Peter the Pied Piper!

charlie
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el petie petra pator'e ;)
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... Very well then, with foreign lips and strange tongues God will speak to this people, ... Isaiah 28:11
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I have been reading endless hypocritical posts on this ridiculous website, of fundamental, extremist, christian fanatics.

There are a few things you should consider before you go about preaching your "gospel" to others... as you have many things wrong......

(1) For starters.... JESUS CHRIST was not his name.... not one place in the bible does it mention "In Jesus name".

(2) In that great book it makes mention of doing things in MY name, and to those who find wisdom and KNOW MY NAME.

(3) "Jesus" was not a christian... or would ever lay claim to being one..... He was against the church, and the whole system that was running at the time....

(4) "Jesus" never really condemned people, though he rebuked some for their blatant greed and idiocy.

(5) "Jesus" never went around jamming shit down people's throats, or handing out flyers, or any other means of propagating the world... he managed a following through the good works that he did, and the stand that he made against the filth of that time.

(6) "Jesus" was "healing the sick" and "curing the blind" so that they may see.... As literal as that sounds, and I have no doubt of the miracles that were performed, but... in general.... he was teaching people to see what was going on around them..... the blindness was that they saw the world of illusion, and not the world for what it realyl was... a great big deception of the beast.

(7) "Jesus" as you all like to see him portrayed by your churches, is always seen as dead, on the cross, and that symbol literally means, fuck with the church, and this will happen to you....

(8) Mainly, christians are so far deceived by the ridiculous bullshit they have filled themselves up with, they can't help but vomit all of it out onto other people, creating more lies to the pile of spewtum.

(9) The reason that many people refuse the real spirit into their lives, is because the false depiction of what and who "jesus" was is bombarded at them, and their spirit of truth in them does not recognise and repudiates the information that is being delivered to it....

(10) If you lay claim to "know Jesus" then be ready at your judgement, to know his name..... if you fail that, the Petie will not let you in, and you won't be able to call "whats his name" because you simply won't know it....

(11) Make sure that he knows you.. because if your name is directly on the list, then you don't really need to know his name, but he would know you anyway....

(12) Last but not least.... next time you bark some scripture at someone.... make sure you know what it means, its true interpretation..... we don't need any mistruths or half baked conceptions of what is what and That That I am....
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Actually YOU are the one that needs to learn before you speak.
HE was not againt the CHURCH!He was against the hypocrites in the church.
he condemned ALL Israel.This was done symbolically by cursing the FIG TREE!
He will answer to those that call Him by name even if it is the wrong name if they ask with a pure heart.
YOU are a FALSE TEACHER!
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I have been reading endless hypocritical posts on this ridiculous website, of fundamental, extremist, christian fanatics.

There are a few things you should consider before you go about preaching your "gospel" to others... as you have many things wrong......

(1) For starters.... JESUS CHRIST was not his name.... not one place in the bible does it mention "In Jesus name".

(2) In that great book it makes mention of doing things in MY name, and to those who find wisdom and KNOW MY NAME.

(3) "Jesus" was not a christian... or would ever lay claim to being one..... He was against the church, and the whole system that was running at the time....

(4) "Jesus" never really condemned people, though he rebuked some for their blatant greed and idiocy.

(5) "Jesus" never went around jamming shit down people's throats, or handing out flyers, or any other means of propagating the world... he managed a following through the good works that he did, and the stand that he made against the filth of that time.

(6) "Jesus" was "healing the sick" and "curing the blind" so that they may see.... As literal as that sounds, and I have no doubt of the miracles that were performed, but... in general.... he was teaching people to see what was going on around them..... the blindness was that they saw the world of illusion, and not the world for what it realyl was... a great big deception of the beast.

(7) "Jesus" as you all like to see him portrayed by your churches, is always seen as dead, on the cross, and that symbol literally means, fuck with the church, and this will happen to you....

(8) Mainly, christians are so far deceived by the ridiculous bullshit they have filled themselves up with, they can't help but vomit all of it out onto other people, creating more lies to the pile of spewtum.

(9) The reason that many people refuse the real spirit into their lives, is because the false depiction of what and who "jesus" was is bombarded at them, and their spirit of truth in them does not recognise and repudiates the information that is being delivered to it....

(10) If you lay claim to "know Jesus" then be ready at your judgement, to know his name..... if you fail that, the Petie will not let you in, and you won't be able to call "whats his name" because you simply won't know it....

(11) Make sure that he knows you.. because if your name is directly on the list, then you don't really need to know his name, but he would know you anyway....

(12) Last but not least.... next time you bark some scripture at someone.... make sure you know what it means, its true interpretation..... we don't need any mistruths or half baked conceptions of what is what and That That I am....
 Quoting: Found 1751118



What if one knows this and calls himself a christian because he is?
 Quoting: Handy Monkey


How could you possibly be a christian then? you should call yourself a disciple... nothing more? if you know this, then perhaps that would be a better suited name for you if you need one to adhere to?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1751118


What if any name suits this one perfectly? What if he calls himself a christian, a muslim, a jew, a buddhist, a hindu, an atheist, a polytheist, a disciple, a man, a god, a mushroom, a snake, or a toad depending on the need of the present? That sounds more fun than being constrained by being either one thing or nothing to me. I see sparse difference between any of these.

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I have been reading endless hypocritical posts on this ridiculous website, of fundamental, extremist, christian fanatics.

There are a few things you should consider before you go about preaching your "gospel" to others... as you have many things wrong......

(1) For starters.... JESUS CHRIST was not his name.... not one place in the bible does it mention "In Jesus name".

(2) In that great book it makes mention of doing things in MY name, and to those who find wisdom and KNOW MY NAME.

(3) "Jesus" was not a christian... or would ever lay claim to being one..... He was against the church, and the whole system that was running at the time....

(4) "Jesus" never really condemned people, though he rebuked some for their blatant greed and idiocy.

(5) "Jesus" never went around jamming shit down people's throats, or handing out flyers, or any other means of propagating the world... he managed a following through the good works that he did, and the stand that he made against the filth of that time.

(6) "Jesus" was "healing the sick" and "curing the blind" so that they may see.... As literal as that sounds, and I have no doubt of the miracles that were performed, but... in general.... he was teaching people to see what was going on around them..... the blindness was that they saw the world of illusion, and not the world for what it realyl was... a great big deception of the beast.

(7) "Jesus" as you all like to see him portrayed by your churches, is always seen as dead, on the cross, and that symbol literally means, fuck with the church, and this will happen to you....

(8) Mainly, christians are so far deceived by the ridiculous bullshit they have filled themselves up with, they can't help but vomit all of it out onto other people, creating more lies to the pile of spewtum.

(9) The reason that many people refuse the real spirit into their lives, is because the false depiction of what and who "jesus" was is bombarded at them, and their spirit of truth in them does not recognise and repudiates the information that is being delivered to it....

(10) If you lay claim to "know Jesus" then be ready at your judgement, to know his name..... if you fail that, the Petie will not let you in, and you won't be able to call "whats his name" because you simply won't know it....

(11) Make sure that he knows you.. because if your name is directly on the list, then you don't really need to know his name, but he would know you anyway....

(12) Last but not least.... next time you bark some scripture at someone.... make sure you know what it means, its true interpretation..... we don't need any mistruths or half baked conceptions of what is what and That That I am....
 Quoting: Found 1751118



What if one knows this and calls himself a christian because he is?
 Quoting: Handy Monkey


How could you possibly be a christian then? you should call yourself a disciple... nothing more? if you know this, then perhaps that would be a better suited name for you if you need one to adhere to?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1751118


What if any name suits this one perfectly? What if he calls himself a christian, a muslim, a jew, a buddhist, a hindu, an atheist, a polytheist, a disciple, a man, a god, a mushroom, a snake, or a toad depending on the need of the present? That sounds more fun than being constrained by being either one thing or nothing to me. I see sparse difference between any of these.
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You will never guess what he really is..... and true more to the point.... would he be more inclined to name himself a nothing... or even.... a nobody? and what if he was even a Bee? When Bee's sting, they sacrifice themselves son't they... knowingly, and willingly for the greater good and protection of the colony?

and yes... there is sparse difference as all of the above names, your right.... but there is no need to adhere to any of them to do teh right thing ay :)
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I have been reading endless hypocritical posts on this ridiculous website, of fundamental, extremist, christian fanatics.

There are a few things you should consider before you go about preaching your "gospel" to others... as you have many things wrong......

(1) For starters.... JESUS CHRIST was not his name.... not one place in the bible does it mention "In Jesus name".

(2) In that great book it makes mention of doing things in MY name, and to those who find wisdom and KNOW MY NAME.

(3) "Jesus" was not a christian... or would ever lay claim to being one..... He was against the church, and the whole system that was running at the time....

(4) "Jesus" never really condemned people, though he rebuked some for their blatant greed and idiocy.

(5) "Jesus" never went around jamming shit down people's throats, or handing out flyers, or any other means of propagating the world... he managed a following through the good works that he did, and the stand that he made against the filth of that time.

(6) "Jesus" was "healing the sick" and "curing the blind" so that they may see.... As literal as that sounds, and I have no doubt of the miracles that were performed, but... in general.... he was teaching people to see what was going on around them..... the blindness was that they saw the world of illusion, and not the world for what it realyl was... a great big deception of the beast.

(7) "Jesus" as you all like to see him portrayed by your churches, is always seen as dead, on the cross, and that symbol literally means, fuck with the church, and this will happen to you....

(8) Mainly, christians are so far deceived by the ridiculous bullshit they have filled themselves up with, they can't help but vomit all of it out onto other people, creating more lies to the pile of spewtum.

(9) The reason that many people refuse the real spirit into their lives, is because the false depiction of what and who "jesus" was is bombarded at them, and their spirit of truth in them does not recognise and repudiates the information that is being delivered to it....

(10) If you lay claim to "know Jesus" then be ready at your judgement, to know his name..... if you fail that, the Petie will not let you in, and you won't be able to call "whats his name" because you simply won't know it....

(11) Make sure that he knows you.. because if your name is directly on the list, then you don't really need to know his name, but he would know you anyway....

(12) Last but not least.... next time you bark some scripture at someone.... make sure you know what it means, its true interpretation..... we don't need any mistruths or half baked conceptions of what is what and That That I am....
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Actually YOU are the one that needs to learn before you speak.
HE was not againt the CHURCH!He was against the hypocrites in the church.
he condemned ALL Israel.This was done symbolically by cursing the FIG TREE!
He will answer to those that call Him by name even if it is the wrong name if they ask with a pure heart.
YOU are a FALSE TEACHER!
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Um.... for starters, before you get on your computer high horse... I am guessing he has answered you when you call his name.... thats great... and you never really know who or what your typing to on here... which is great.... because your heart may be pure... but in all honesty.... I wouldn't know how... when you never even knew him, or KNOW him now.....
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I have been reading endless hypocritical posts on this ridiculous website, of fundamental, extremist, christian fanatics.

There are a few things you should consider before you go about preaching your "gospel" to others... as you have many things wrong......

(1) For starters.... JESUS CHRIST was not his name.... not one place in the bible does it mention "In Jesus name".

(2) In that great book it makes mention of doing things in MY name, and to those who find wisdom and KNOW MY NAME.

(3) "Jesus" was not a christian... or would ever lay claim to being one..... He was against the church, and the whole system that was running at the time....

(4) "Jesus" never really condemned people, though he rebuked some for their blatant greed and idiocy.

(5) "Jesus" never went around jamming shit down people's throats, or handing out flyers, or any other means of propagating the world... he managed a following through the good works that he did, and the stand that he made against the filth of that time.

(6) "Jesus" was "healing the sick" and "curing the blind" so that they may see.... As literal as that sounds, and I have no doubt of the miracles that were performed, but... in general.... he was teaching people to see what was going on around them..... the blindness was that they saw the world of illusion, and not the world for what it realyl was... a great big deception of the beast.

(7) "Jesus" as you all like to see him portrayed by your churches, is always seen as dead, on the cross, and that symbol literally means, fuck with the church, and this will happen to you....

(8) Mainly, christians are so far deceived by the ridiculous bullshit they have filled themselves up with, they can't help but vomit all of it out onto other people, creating more lies to the pile of spewtum.

(9) The reason that many people refuse the real spirit into their lives, is because the false depiction of what and who "jesus" was is bombarded at them, and their spirit of truth in them does not recognise and repudiates the information that is being delivered to it....

(10) If you lay claim to "know Jesus" then be ready at your judgement, to know his name..... if you fail that, the Petie will not let you in, and you won't be able to call "whats his name" because you simply won't know it....

(11) Make sure that he knows you.. because if your name is directly on the list, then you don't really need to know his name, but he would know you anyway....

(12) Last but not least.... next time you bark some scripture at someone.... make sure you know what it means, its true interpretation..... we don't need any mistruths or half baked conceptions of what is what and That That I am....
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Actually YOU are the one that needs to learn before you speak.
HE was not againt the CHURCH!He was against the hypocrites in the church.
he condemned ALL Israel.This was done symbolically by cursing the FIG TREE!
He will answer to those that call Him by name even if it is the wrong name if they ask with a pure heart.
YOU are a FALSE TEACHER!
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Um.... for starters, before you get on your computer high horse... I am guessing he has answered you when you call his name.... thats great... and you never really know who or what your typing to on here... which is great.... because your heart may be pure... but in all honesty.... I wouldn't know how... when you never even knew him, or KNOW him now.....
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... Very well then, with foreign lips and strange tongues God will speak to this people, ... Isaiah 28:11
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When God speaks... it is not in any sort of "language"

it is a presence.... that fills you so that you know all he has to say in an instant....

There is no drug that comes close to the rush... and once consumed by that spirit, all beings will know instantly....

When you have people severing your hand, and pushing needles and other treacherous acts on your body... and you thank them from the bottom of your heart for doing it....

you are immursed in the language of God.... that is pure omnipotent presence... nothing else....
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What if one knows this and calls himself a christian because he is?
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How could you possibly be a christian then? you should call yourself a disciple... nothing more? if you know this, then perhaps that would be a better suited name for you if you need one to adhere to?
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What if any name suits this one perfectly? What if he calls himself a christian, a muslim, a jew, a buddhist, a hindu, an atheist, a polytheist, a disciple, a man, a god, a mushroom, a snake, or a toad depending on the need of the present? That sounds more fun than being constrained by being either one thing or nothing to me. I see sparse difference between any of these.
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You will never guess what he really is..... and true more to the point.... would he be more inclined to name himself a nothing... or even.... a nobody? and what if he was even a Bee? When Bee's sting, they sacrifice themselves son't they... knowingly, and willingly for the greater good and protection of the colony?

and yes... there is sparse difference as all of the above names, your right.... but there is no need to adhere to any of them to do teh right thing ay :)
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Hot damn I was about to edit "a nobody" into my list, you beat me to it.

I see where you are coming from, good stuff. I just wouldn't necessarily demean any system of belief that people have. Unless, I suppose, it was for the greater good.

Maybe it is that time.

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How could you possibly be a christian then? you should call yourself a disciple... nothing more? if you know this, then perhaps that would be a better suited name for you if you need one to adhere to?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1751118


What if any name suits this one perfectly? What if he calls himself a christian, a muslim, a jew, a buddhist, a hindu, an atheist, a polytheist, a disciple, a man, a god, a mushroom, a snake, or a toad depending on the need of the present? That sounds more fun than being constrained by being either one thing or nothing to me. I see sparse difference between any of these.
 Quoting: Handy Monkey


You will never guess what he really is..... and true more to the point.... would he be more inclined to name himself a nothing... or even.... a nobody? and what if he was even a Bee? When Bee's sting, they sacrifice themselves son't they... knowingly, and willingly for the greater good and protection of the colony?

and yes... there is sparse difference as all of the above names, your right.... but there is no need to adhere to any of them to do teh right thing ay :)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1751118


Hot damn I was about to edit "a nobody" into my list, you beat me to it.

I see where you are coming from, good stuff. I just wouldn't necessarily demean any system of belief that people have. Unless, I suppose, it was for the greater good.

Maybe it is that time.
 Quoting: Handy Monkey


Well, if we can cure "christianism" with truth and in lightenment, then I am sure we can remedy the other ones as well.....

it very well could be "That" time :)
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Jesus also didn't like money exchanging in the house of God.
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His Father is important, not Jesus.
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Its a dying breed, leave them.
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The Lowest form of human is the Religion Troll on GLP!

Such A FOOL!!!..putin
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The Lowest form of human is the Religion Troll on GLP!

Such A FOOL!!!..putin
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His Father is important, not Jesus.
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Well, look to the ancient words for Father.,.... Latin... Sanskrit, etc.... then also perhaps look at the same words for Mother.... in the same languages.... you might be able to connect the two together.... as his name is present within the two......
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Jesus also didn't like money exchanging in the house of God.
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Um.... yea, he hates that shit..... and isn't it strange how all these televangelists just need money for God....

They all assume to speak to God and need that money.....

even if you can't feed your children, Jesus needs a new crystal church to be build..... "praise the lord"

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