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HELP: Invaded By Aliens. Tiny Unseen Crab Louse Flea Type Things.

 
INVADED
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HELP: Invaded By Aliens. Tiny Unseen Crab Louse Flea Type Things.
About two weeks ago,
I got this tiny flea type thing that I can never see.

It just feels like an arm hair tickle.

But if I catch it with my tongue I can just
squash this tiny unseen thing between my teeth.

It is now all over my body.

If I have a hot soapy shower,
and change my clothes,
I'm OK for 10 minutes until I sit down somewhere.
Then they get on me again.

They jump onto my feet, legs, arms, and get into my hair,
pubic hair, inside my ears, nose, and embarrassingly my anus.

I think I got them from my old dirty cat.
She is scratching and biting her skin too.

These unseen tiny things do bite.

They are not Crab Louse because I checked wikipedia about them.

Please help, I'm going nuts.



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04/02/2013 10:00 AM
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Re: HELP: Invaded By Aliens. Tiny Unseen Crab Louse Flea Type Things.
There was a movie about this type of thing called "BUG"..I mean no disrespect but it may be a medical condition you have here.
HELP (OP)
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04/02/2013 11:02 AM
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Re: HELP: Invaded By Aliens. Tiny Unseen Crab Louse Flea Type Things.
It's some sort of tiny unseen mite.

But I can't find on the internet what type!






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04/02/2013 11:20 AM
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Re: HELP: Invaded By Aliens. Tiny Unseen Crab Louse Flea Type Things.
sounds like you need some diatomaceous earth.
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04/02/2013 05:15 PM
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Re: HELP: Invaded By Aliens. Tiny Unseen Crab Louse Flea Type Things.
I wonder what type of mite is attacking me.




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04/02/2013 06:12 PM
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Re: HELP: Invaded By Aliens. Tiny Unseen Crab Louse Flea Type Things.
look up cocaine bugs.

are you stressed?

are you a drug user?

dont answer here but either could be cause.

a little test - hang a sheet from ceiling across a doorway to just level with floor. when you feel they are around you run to sheet and lift and go through and replace quickly. see if the sheet moves towards you as if being pushed.

do you feel like its static like and does it make you blink a lot?
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04/02/2013 06:18 PM
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Re: HELP: Invaded By Aliens. Tiny Unseen Crab Louse Flea Type Things.
No.

No.

It's just some type of mite from my cat.

And it's infested the house.

Someone must know what it is from the top description.




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04/02/2013 06:27 PM
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ok try the sheet thing though. i think it will back up your suspcions.
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04/02/2013 06:32 PM
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could it be the mange? I think it's called sarcopic mange..not sure of spelling..
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Could be chiggers.hf

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fleas, go to hardware store buy 2 cans of fleabomb, clean up, vacuum and do laundry ratdance rocket explosion
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04/02/2013 06:48 PM
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Re: HELP: Invaded By Aliens. Tiny Unseen Crab Louse Flea Type Things.
i found a great site for you.

google - dermatology invisible biting bugs medhelp.

sorry cant post link on this device.

site is medhelp.org.

loads of folks with exact same probs.
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scabes
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04/03/2013 01:56 AM
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Re: HELP: Invaded By Aliens. Tiny Unseen Crab Louse Flea Type Things.
I will investigate all your posts. Thanks.

1.
Remember, they feel like a hair tickle on skin.

2.
They move around.

3.
They are super tiny and see-through.
We think we finally caught one in some cello-tape.
(i.e. as above)

4.
They bite once a day.

5.
They like to crawl in hair.


I will let you all know when I find out.


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04/03/2013 01:58 AM
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Re: HELP: Invaded By Aliens. Tiny Unseen Crab Louse Flea Type Things.
sounds like LICE or crabs...

caused by sticking something where it shouldn't have been...like some dirty whore.. banana2
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04/03/2013 01:58 AM
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Scabies and mites
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Hmm, sounds like this:

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scabies
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Re: HELP: Invaded By Aliens. Tiny Unseen Crab Louse Flea Type Things.
[link to en.wikipedia.org]
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Bugump.
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Re: HELP: Invaded By Aliens. Tiny Unseen Crab Louse Flea Type Things.
There was a movie about this type of thing called "BUG"..I mean no disrespect but it may be a medical condition you have here.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16040708


You wrongly remember the movie...It was revealed at the end of "BUG", that he in fact was right all along, and had no 'medical condition'.

Just saying.
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Re: HELP: Invaded By Aliens. Tiny Unseen Crab Louse Flea Type Things.
Garlic is your friend, eat it. Also sprinkle Borax on your carpet, let it sit for a few days and then vacuum it up and repeat. Do this for a few weeks. It will dry up any eggs and will kill the little bugs.

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