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I just ate a big red candle and shoved potato up my ass. I am now feeling the effects and remote viewing North Korea!!

 
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04/04/2013 01:16 PM
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I just ate a big red candle and shoved potato up my ass. I am now feeling the effects and remote viewing North Korea!!
Ask me a question.
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Re: I just ate a big red candle and shoved potato up my ass. I am now feeling the effects and remote viewing North Korea!!
Typical British behavior...or is it behaviour? Whatever.
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Re: I just ate a big red candle and shoved potato up my ass. I am now feeling the effects and remote viewing North Korea!!
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Re: I just ate a big red candle and shoved potato up my ass. I am now feeling the effects and remote viewing North Korea!!
Five stars for the funniest title I've seen today.
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04/04/2013 01:54 PM
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Re: I just ate a big red candle and shoved potato up my ass. I am now feeling the effects and remote viewing North Korea!!
Oh yes you must eat candles they're good for you!
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04/04/2013 01:58 PM
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Re: I just ate a big red candle and shoved potato up my ass. I am now feeling the effects and remote viewing North Korea!!
Was the red andle suitable for vegetarians & did ya put butter on the tattie first..? There, not one, but .. two.. questions..! (that'll keep him busy..ssshhhh!)
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04/04/2013 02:02 PM
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Re: I just ate a big red candle and shoved potato up my ass. I am now feeling the effects and remote viewing North Korea!!
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37438104


Sheesh!

That doesn't work. You need to swallow a cellphone and stick a turnip connected to an antenna up your ass.

Everyone knows that!
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04/04/2013 02:05 PM
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Re: I just ate a big red candle and shoved potato up my ass. I am now feeling the effects and remote viewing North Korea!!
are u feelin it yet
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04/04/2013 03:43 PM
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04/04/2013 03:46 PM
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Re: I just ate a big red candle and shoved potato up my ass. I am now feeling the effects and remote viewing North Korea!!
Oh yes you must eat candles they're good for you!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37158355


No no, they are called "monoatomic crimson wax sticks", and they reverse the effects of fluoride on the brain.

You can buy them for $35 per stick! Its a good deal!
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04/04/2013 03:56 PM
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Re: I just ate a big red candle and shoved potato up my ass. I am now feeling the effects and remote viewing North Korea!!
OP has ascended from this thread.

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 Quoting: The Comedian

HAAA
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04/04/2013 04:08 PM
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asscended or ascended lol

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