Why are Australians so bitter and miserable?

How?

They are TOMATO plants dude..ONLY the best for them.

Why don't you just take a shit in the pot. Stop wasting good beer.

That's why we export it to you guys ....I'd die of thirst before drinking fosters

Guiness is BEER??

Shit..I thought it was fertilizer.

It tasted like it.

I knew that but I was being Gentle....

The first fleet was mainly Brits. However they broadened the mix including many Irish over time.

I like the Irish!

Well you stole it from the Aborigines. You should be cursed.

No one drinks Fosters here, except Aussie ex pats crying cos they miss home piss

That's it, I'm going to have to try this beer.

OMG! Astral... Save your money and your taste buds.

Fosters is horrible!

I always saw it sold in a huge can like a huge jar of piss?

Never in bottles?

Like next to all the gut busting 40 ounces?

It comes in 26 oz cans 26oz bottles 13 oz cans and stubbies about 12oz.

It may come in bigger sizes for the world market.

You can improve the taste of Foster's by keeping it away from your mouth...

Excellent question observation and question OP. Some of the most vile and stupid posts come from Australians. And the English and Canadians too for that matter, all related of course. Something I will have to go back to the meditation chamber to contemplate.

Thats OK, we've been paying for it with handouts for years.

Or better yet..adding a dash of stale dog urine and a rotten mouse.

Improves the taste NO end.

because they live on the eastern hemisphere of the earth

God made them stupid

I spent a few weeks in Australia a couple of years ago and found the people great! They were more than friendly and welcoming and the women really dug me because I was an American. I'd go back and live there in a heartbeat if I could.

We've just got a couple of nasty-ass little kids with bad attitudes here on GLP. They say the shit they do because of the safety of hiding behind a computer, but I guarantee you they sing a whole different tune in person.

Last Edited by Mike Ehrmantraut on 04/05/2013 01:42 AM

Yeah..especially if they said it to an Aussies face.

They would be spitting teeth and chunks of jawbone before they got three words out.

And THAT would just be the warning hit.

Australia was a prison camp for dingo's.

Nuff said.

living in a lower astral hell version of merica would make anyone pissy!

Hahaha, i've heard it all, a fucking Mick putting shit on Aussies.
Thanks for Jimmy Stynes.

Now THAT hurts.

;)

I hung out with some Aussies at a trade show once. I never saw people drink so much and function so well the next day. I have new respect for them! Hail Australia!

we've been fed US movies since the 80's, we have every right to be skull-fucked hehe

:satanlol:

Such a cheeky comment!