Godlike Productions - Conspiracy Forum
Users Online Now: 1,783 (Who's On?)Visitors Today: 120,841
Pageviews Today: 179,239Threads Today: 60Posts Today: 1,239
01:37 AM


Rate this Thread

Absolute BS Crap Reasonable Nice Amazing
 

Why are Australians so bitter and miserable?

 
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 16418289
Australia
04/04/2013 10:10 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Why are Australians so bitter and miserable?
...


I bet you all love Guinness tho.
 Quoting: Astral Goat


I refuse to speak to people who don't like Guinness.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36226622


Thats good..you'd get on great with my tomato plants.

they love it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16418289


What a waste.

:olderman:
 Quoting: Astral Goat


How?

They are TOMATO plants dude..ONLY the best for them.
Astral Goat
From the deep space petting zoo...

User ID: 14380192
United States
04/04/2013 10:11 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Why are Australians so bitter and miserable?
...


I refuse to speak to people who don't like Guinness.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36226622


Thats good..you'd get on great with my tomato plants.

they love it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16418289


What a waste.

olderman
 Quoting: Astral Goat


How?

They are TOMATO plants dude..ONLY the best for them.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16418289


Why don't you just take a shit in the pot. Stop wasting good beer.
A new galaxy...all alone...on a planet around a new sun
==> [link to nextgenfm.com]

and when the seasons change...will you stand by me? 'cause i'm a young man built to fall
Rickster58

User ID: 9765814
Australia
04/04/2013 10:12 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Why are Australians so bitter and miserable?
I have never drank Fosters, does it really taste like piss?
 Quoting: Astral Goat


That's why we export it to you guys ....I'd die of thirst before drinking fosters
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 16418289
Australia
04/04/2013 10:14 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Why are Australians so bitter and miserable?
...


Thats good..you'd get on great with my tomato plants.

they love it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16418289


What a waste.

:olderman:
 Quoting: Astral Goat


How?

They are TOMATO plants dude..ONLY the best for them.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16418289


Why don't you just take a shit in the pot. Stop wasting good beer.
 Quoting: Astral Goat


Guiness is BEER??

Shit..I thought it was fertilizer.

It tasted like it.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 36044026
United States
04/04/2013 10:21 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Why are Australians so bitter and miserable?
Always moaning about something. Whining Aussies !
 Quoting: Happy Irishmen 37463527


bump
Amazed Continually!
User ID: 1190661
Australia
04/04/2013 10:27 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Why are Australians so bitter and miserable?
Always moaning about something. Whining Aussies !
 Quoting: Happy Irishmen 37463527


Like all countries Australia have our fair share of whingers.

We were populated by the Brits, Irish, Scots and Welsh... We imported whinging from day 1.

lolsign
 Quoting: Amazed Continually! 1190661


Overwhelmingly Irish republicans. Check your history.
 Quoting: Marxist


I knew that but I was being Gentle....1rof1

The first fleet was mainly Brits. However they broadened the mix including many Irish over time.

I like the Irish!

lolsign
Anonymous Coward (OP)
User ID: 37463527
Ireland
04/04/2013 10:30 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Why are Australians so bitter and miserable?
I think this continent is cursed
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12169011


Well you stole it from the Aborigines. You should be cursed.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
User ID: 37463527
Ireland
04/04/2013 10:31 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Why are Australians so bitter and miserable?
No one drinks Fosters here, except Aussie ex pats crying cos they miss home piss
Astral Goat
From the deep space petting zoo...

User ID: 14380192
United States
04/04/2013 10:34 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Why are Australians so bitter and miserable?
No one drinks Fosters here, except Aussie ex pats crying cos they miss home piss
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37463527


That's it, I'm going to have to try this beer.
A new galaxy...all alone...on a planet around a new sun
==> [link to nextgenfm.com]

and when the seasons change...will you stand by me? 'cause i'm a young man built to fall
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 1190661
Australia
04/04/2013 10:41 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Why are Australians so bitter and miserable?
No one drinks Fosters here, except Aussie ex pats crying cos they miss home piss
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37463527


That's it, I'm going to have to try this beer.
 Quoting: Astral Goat


OMG! Astral... Save your money and your taste buds.

Fosters is horrible!

hf
Astral Goat
From the deep space petting zoo...

User ID: 14380192
United States
04/04/2013 10:44 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Why are Australians so bitter and miserable?
No one drinks Fosters here, except Aussie ex pats crying cos they miss home piss
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37463527


That's it, I'm going to have to try this beer.
 Quoting: Astral Goat


OMG! Astral... Save your money and your taste buds.

Fosters is horrible!

hf
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1190661


I always saw it sold in a huge can like a huge jar of piss?

Never in bottles?

Like next to all the gut busting 40 ounces?
A new galaxy...all alone...on a planet around a new sun
==> [link to nextgenfm.com]

and when the seasons change...will you stand by me? 'cause i'm a young man built to fall
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 1190661
Australia
04/04/2013 11:37 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Why are Australians so bitter and miserable?
No one drinks Fosters here, except Aussie ex pats crying cos they miss home piss
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37463527


That's it, I'm going to have to try this beer.
 Quoting: Astral Goat


OMG! Astral... Save your money and your taste buds.

Fosters is horrible!

hf
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1190661


I always saw it sold in a huge can like a huge jar of piss?

Never in bottles?

Like next to all the gut busting 40 ounces?
 Quoting: Astral Goat


It comes in 26 oz cans 26oz bottles 13 oz cans and stubbies about 12oz.

It may come in bigger sizes for the world market.

You can improve the taste of Foster's by keeping it away from your mouth...

lolsign
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 37400953
United States
04/04/2013 11:40 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Why are Australians so bitter and miserable?
Excellent question observation and question OP. Some of the most vile and stupid posts come from Australians. And the English and Canadians too for that matter, all related of course. Something I will have to go back to the meditation chamber to contemplate.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 36044026
United States
04/04/2013 11:50 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Why are Australians so bitter and miserable?
Why do Irish always whine about the whiners.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35852368


applause2We hate seeing you ex convicts so sad? Cheer up buttercup!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37463527
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 36044026
United States
04/04/2013 11:56 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Why are Australians so bitter and miserable?
I think this continent is cursed
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12169011


applause2applause2applause2Well you stole it from the Aborigines. You should be cursed.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37463527
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 19403845
Australia
04/05/2013 12:50 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Why are Australians so bitter and miserable?
I think this continent is cursed
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12169011


applause2applause2applause2Well you stole it from the Aborigines. You should be cursed.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37463527

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36044026


Thats OK, we've been paying for it with handouts for years.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 16418289
Australia
04/05/2013 12:55 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Why are Australians so bitter and miserable?
...


That's it, I'm going to have to try this beer.
 Quoting: Astral Goat


OMG! Astral... Save your money and your taste buds.

Fosters is horrible!

hf
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1190661


I always saw it sold in a huge can like a huge jar of piss?

Never in bottles?

Like next to all the gut busting 40 ounces?
 Quoting: Astral Goat


It comes in 26 oz cans 26oz bottles 13 oz cans and stubbies about 12oz.

It may come in bigger sizes for the world market.

You can improve the taste of Foster's by keeping it away from your mouth...

lolsign
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1190661


Or better yet..adding a dash of stale dog urine and a rotten mouse.

Improves the taste NO end.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 37348304
Germany
04/05/2013 01:05 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Why are Australians so bitter and miserable?
because they live on the eastern hemisphere of the earth
Ibrahim

User ID: 29705895
United Kingdom
04/05/2013 01:29 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Why are Australians so bitter and miserable?
God made them stupid
Ibrahim
R.P. McMurphy

User ID: 34834122
United States
04/05/2013 01:40 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Why are Australians so bitter and miserable?
I spent a few weeks in Australia a couple of years ago and found the people great! They were more than friendly and welcoming and the women really dug me because I was an American. I'd go back and live there in a heartbeat if I could.

We've just got a couple of nasty-ass little kids with bad attitudes here on GLP. They say the shit they do because of the safety of hiding behind a computer, but I guarantee you they sing a whole different tune in person.

Last Edited by R.P. McMurphy on 04/05/2013 01:42 AM
Liberal Logic - Demanding that the government stay out of their bedrooms while insisting on taxpayer funded birth control.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 16418289
Australia
04/05/2013 01:45 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Why are Australians so bitter and miserable?
I spent a few weeks in Australia a couple of years ago and found the people great! They were more than friendly and welcoming and the women really dug me because I was an American. I'd go back and live there in a heartbeat if I could.

We've just got a couple of nasty-ass little kids with bad attitudes here on GLP. They say the shit they do because of the safety of hiding behind a computer, but I guarantee you they sing a whole different tune in person.
 Quoting: R.P. McMurphy


Yeah..especially if they said it to an Aussies face.

They would be spitting teeth and chunks of jawbone before they got three words out.

And THAT would just be the warning hit.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 37375802
04/05/2013 02:12 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Why are Australians so bitter and miserable?
Australia was a prison camp for dingo's.

Nuff said.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 30474188
United States
04/05/2013 02:49 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Why are Australians so bitter and miserable?
living in a lower astral hell version of merica would make anyone pissy!
Farrrrrout

User ID: 37474053
Australia
04/05/2013 03:14 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Why are Australians so bitter and miserable?
Hahaha, i've heard it all, a fucking Mick putting shit on Aussies.
Thanks for Jimmy Stynes.
Farrrrrout - Creator of the "Dicksqisitive" moniker.
QUANTA
User ID: 37394708
Australia
04/05/2013 03:20 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Why are Australians so bitter and miserable?
Australia was a prison camp for dingo's.

Nuff said.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37375802


Now THAT hurts.

;)
indiandave

User ID: 27765597
United States
04/05/2013 03:30 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Why are Australians so bitter and miserable?
I hung out with some Aussies at a trade show once. I never saw people drink so much and function so well the next day. I have new respect for them! Hail Australia!
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 37348304
Germany
04/05/2013 03:45 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Why are Australians so bitter and miserable?
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 32414078
Australia
04/05/2013 03:46 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Why are Australians so bitter and miserable?
we've been fed US movies since the 80's, we have every right to be skull-fucked hehe
Astral Goat
From the deep space petting zoo...

User ID: 33435073
United States
04/05/2013 08:37 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Why are Australians so bitter and miserable?
living in a lower astral hell version of merica would make anyone pissy!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30474188


satanlol
A new galaxy...all alone...on a planet around a new sun
==> [link to nextgenfm.com]

and when the seasons change...will you stand by me? 'cause i'm a young man built to fall
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 37351209
Ireland
04/05/2013 08:40 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Why are Australians so bitter and miserable?
Fucking Aussie faggots. shitstream

News