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What is the most creative swear you've ever heard?

 
Anonymous Coward
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04/04/2013 10:20 PM
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What is the most creative swear you've ever heard?
My top 5 I've heard or read:

Douche-canoe

Jesus Jumped Up And Fucked A Pony

Holy Shit in a Bucket

Twist my nipples and call me Sally

Dickshits Triplefarts (I was in kindergarten)
Anonymous Coward
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04/04/2013 10:22 PM
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Re: What is the most creative swear you've ever heard?
Watch any episode of " Call Me Fitz "
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Douche-bonnet
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04/04/2013 10:27 PM
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Re: What is the most creative swear you've ever heard?
You can go farfle up your queep
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Re: What is the most creative swear you've ever heard?
I've always enjoyed DICK-CIRCUS. For the visual aspect, yes. It's good.
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04/04/2013 10:32 PM
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Re: What is the most creative swear you've ever heard?
First post, figure it might as well be funny.


Chuck you farlie and your whole fam damly go in your own jackyard and backoff!!!!!!!
Azeratel Axo

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04/04/2013 10:36 PM
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Re: What is the most creative swear you've ever heard?
hmm

'Cock gobbler'


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Excellent thread idea!

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04/04/2013 10:36 PM
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Re: What is the most creative swear you've ever heard?
I like to use asswhore, cause its gender neutral
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04/04/2013 10:38 PM
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Re: What is the most creative swear you've ever heard?
douch kite
douch nozzle
douch cannon
dick farmer

not very creative
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04/04/2013 10:44 PM
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Re: What is the most creative swear you've ever heard?
"stfu, or I 'll poke your eye out and skull fuck you"

I ran home after he said that.
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04/04/2013 10:45 PM
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Douche Lion
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04/04/2013 10:47 PM
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suck my dickle
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fuck face
Anonymous Coward
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04/04/2013 10:48 PM
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Re: What is the most creative swear you've ever heard?
"maybe yer slugg-a-muffin shouldn't be cooter-scootin across my sheets"
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04/04/2013 11:01 PM
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Re: What is the most creative swear you've ever heard?
I never understood "asshat" but somehow it makes sense ?

s226shroom
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04/04/2013 11:05 PM
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Re: What is the most creative swear you've ever heard?
Well..I got REALLY mad one day..and called them a..wait for it..






a..CHRISTAIN!!
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04/04/2013 11:06 PM
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Re: What is the most creative swear you've ever heard?
Cunt peddling swine swindling faggot fandangler.
Anonymous Coward
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04/04/2013 11:06 PM
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Re: What is the most creative swear you've ever heard?
You fatherfucker!
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Get pucked you crunt !
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Re: What is the most creative swear you've ever heard?
It's gotta be "Mobishica"

Pronounced "Moe-Bee-She-Kah" - Absolutely BRUTAL word...
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04/04/2013 11:11 PM
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Re: What is the most creative swear you've ever heard?
Cunt peddling swine swindling faggot fandangler.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37367448


damn...that's a good one. I can almost imagine Yosemite Sam saying that one.
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04/04/2013 11:12 PM

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Re: What is the most creative swear you've ever heard?
I coined 'tardmuffin' and "Dumber than a box of shit".


Probably more but that's all I got off the top of my head.


tardmuffin
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04/04/2013 11:15 PM

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Re: What is the most creative swear you've ever heard?
My uncle uses "Fuck me 'a runnin' with a great big stick" The visual is pretty funny.
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Re: What is the most creative swear you've ever heard?
If your forehead had a scrotum , your groin would be jealous!
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Re: What is the most creative swear you've ever heard?
Super sucking mother fucking two ton bitch
My mother's in the kitchen making home-made shit
My father's in hell
My brother's in jail
My sister's on the corner yelling, "PUSSY FOR SALE!"
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04/04/2013 11:18 PM
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Re: What is the most creative swear you've ever heard?
Stick your cock up my ass and call me Obama.
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Re: What is the most creative swear you've ever heard?
Duche weasle
molon labe !!
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Re: What is the most creative swear you've ever heard?
Machinists talking about working with some sort of hardened metal "That shit is harder than a honeymoon dick!"...
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04/04/2013 11:25 PM
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Re: What is the most creative swear you've ever heard?
You are as exciting as a bag of assholes.
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Re: What is the most creative swear you've ever heard?
"shut your cock holster"
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Re: What is the most creative swear you've ever heard?
Cunt peddling swine swindling faggot fandangler.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37367448


damn...that's a good one. I can almost imagine Yosemite Sam saying that one.
 Quoting: Chichinlitl, God of Doom




....Or Brief!! lmao
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