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What is the most creative swear you've ever heard?

 
Anonymous Coward
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04/04/2013 11:30 PM
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Re: What is the most creative swear you've ever heard?
Watch any episode of " Call Me Fitz "
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Quite simply FUCK

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04/04/2013 11:30 PM
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Re: What is the most creative swear you've ever heard?
"I fuck your life. You are a motherfucker"

lol
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04/04/2013 11:32 PM
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Re: What is the most creative swear you've ever heard?
Cock scabbard?

Nah, too shakaspear
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04/04/2013 11:33 PM
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Re: What is the most creative swear you've ever heard?
My top 5 I've heard or read:

Douche-canoe

Jesus Jumped Up And Fucked A Pony

Holy Shit in a Bucket

Twist my nipples and call me Sally

Dickshits Triplefarts (I was in kindergarten)
 Quoting: Chichinlitl, God of Doom





suck my ass. you can always add on a...you BITCH!

douchewaffle. heard this one on THE MENS ROOM on KISW 99.9 Seattle.

fuckwad

lick my ball cheese. add a motherfucker for emphasis.

what a vaghole


angryface
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04/04/2013 11:34 PM
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Re: What is the most creative swear you've ever heard?
You pixie stick ass twinkle atrophied opossum testicle rat brain diphead.

Its called poor quality DNA, the high speed collision between wo trailor trash dwellers in full up drunk ugliness.
Ryan Cawdor
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04/04/2013 11:40 PM

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Re: What is the most creative swear you've ever heard?
Edited, too much.

Last Edited by Ryan Cawdor on 04/04/2013 11:44 PM
eatinmraw
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04/04/2013 11:44 PM
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Re: What is the most creative swear you've ever heard?
Fuck you, you mother fucking mother fucking cunt.
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did you just stutter or are you on meth?oridin




chuckle
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04/04/2013 11:46 PM
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Re: What is the most creative swear you've ever heard?
Go eat a bag of dicks...


Has been in my repetoire since I heard it.
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04/04/2013 11:48 PM
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Re: What is the most creative swear you've ever heard?
Bum Face
Poo Head
Willy head
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04/04/2013 11:50 PM
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Bum Face
Poo Head
Willy head
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04/04/2013 11:50 PM
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Re: What is the most creative swear you've ever heard?
My Sisiter does not like to swear. She used to say Fuck all the time but quit that 20 years ago.

She says " Lord Lifting " Now. I like it.

Its a nice way to ask for help and get ones point across.

Cheers!
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04/04/2013 11:52 PM
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Re: What is the most creative swear you've ever heard?
Pretty much anything said in the HBO series Deadwood.

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04/04/2013 11:56 PM
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cheesy bellend
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04/05/2013 12:10 AM
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Re: What is the most creative swear you've ever heard?
"Tongue punch your mother's fart box"

Heard it on Tosh.0, could not stop laughing at that.
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04/05/2013 12:18 AM
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Re: What is the most creative swear you've ever heard?
worm burner
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04/05/2013 12:52 AM

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Re: What is the most creative swear you've ever heard?
Always chuckle at the one in a (I think), Pacino film where he says to the guy annoying him 'you're Mother wouldn't have fucked you if she'd a known how you were gonna turn out'.
7even
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04/05/2013 05:16 AM
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Re: What is the most creative swear you've ever heard?
When I really want to insult someone, I just tell them to crawl back into the sewer they came out of. That and 'scum' or 'scumbag', seems to get the insult across hard and swift, like a one-two punch to the face or a kick to the nuts. They rarely come back for more once you tell them how fugly they are or how much they smell like ass from living in a sewer.

Works like a charm.
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04/05/2013 05:18 AM
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Re: What is the most creative swear you've ever heard?
CUNTY BOLLOCKS
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04/05/2013 05:19 AM
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Re: What is the most creative swear you've ever heard?
Scab face is also a good one.
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04/05/2013 05:20 AM

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Re: What is the most creative swear you've ever heard?
Penis wrinkle.
I'm tired of waiting, somebody push the damn button already!

Please ignore the German flag, I am an American.

Keep your 72 virgins, give me one old biker chick.
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04/05/2013 05:21 AM
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Re: What is the most creative swear you've ever heard?
You're so ugly, your mother should have shaved your ass an taught you to walk backwards.

Oh wait, she did. Damn, you ugly.
Anonymous Coward
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04/05/2013 05:23 AM
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Re: What is the most creative swear you've ever heard?
Cock block.
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04/05/2013 05:29 AM
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Re: What is the most creative swear you've ever heard?
jeezus soaked fuck weasel

fucksicle

shut your suck hole bitch pig

twat waffle

shit stain in the underwear of humanity

two legged ass maggot

democrat

cock yodeler

flat chested stank box slattern

sphincter breath

go eat a bowl of dysentery pudding

go drink a glass of mushroom tip soda , unclefucker
Anonymous Coward
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04/05/2013 05:33 AM
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Re: What is the most creative swear you've ever heard?
Big flappy donkey vagina.
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Holyshitzsnitzle
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04/05/2013 05:42 AM
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mudflap
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04/05/2013 05:47 AM
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Re: What is the most creative swear you've ever heard?
YOU CUNT MUSCLE!!!!!!
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04/05/2013 06:09 AM
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Re: What is the most creative swear you've ever heard?
"My heart pumps piss", ( and I suspect this to be true of most people on this forum).
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04/05/2013 06:12 AM
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Re: What is the most creative swear you've ever heard?
Motherfucking cock-juggling thundercunt.
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04/05/2013 06:24 AM
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Re: What is the most creative swear you've ever heard?
In Argentina they say "la concha de la lora" quite often when they're angry or surprised, meaning "the parrot's pussy". Gotta hand it to those Argies, that's a creative one. And they say it with such conviction! Hilarious.

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