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Is it a bad idea to try using the vacuum cleaner hose for penis enlargement?

 
Anonymous Coward
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03/19/2014 09:14 PM
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Re: Is it a bad idea to try using the vacuum cleaner hose for penis enlargement?
Might be pretty painful the suction on those can be pretty strong. I wouldn't doubt it can cause a tear but don't count on enlargement.
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03/19/2014 09:16 PM
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Re: Is it a bad idea to try using the vacuum cleaner hose for penis enlargement?
Have you watched "Stand Up Guys"? My vacuum cleaner has about the right size and I can keep it hard for long enough, can it have a bad outcome?
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It's very effective enlargement technique, but only temporary.
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03/19/2014 09:17 PM
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I hang mine out the window when driving to work.

seems to be making it longer but the road rash is sometimes a set back
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03/20/2014 08:55 PM
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Re: Is it a bad idea to try using the vacuum cleaner hose for penis enlargement?
I tried using a Kenmore canister vacuum, but my dick was too big to fit in the hose. So I used the Bissell Cleanview Helix vacuum, and I stuck the head of my cock in the hose while the vacuum was running. I held it in there and the head of my cock beat against the wall of the hose faster and harder, and it felt great. However, I felt like I was on the verge of an orgasm, so I gave it a rest.
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03/21/2014 06:03 PM
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I tried using a bellows-type plunger, but it didn't work. So I used a Bissell Cleanview Helix (it doesn't have very much suction, unlike a Kenmore canister vacuum) and I stuck the head of my cock in the hose. The longer the vacuum cleaner ran, the harder and faster the head of my cock beat against the hose, and the more pleasure I felt. I try not to prolong that sort of thing for fear that I'll cum into the machine, and there's nothing worse than a semen-filled vacuum cleaner, let me tell you.
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03/21/2014 06:04 PM
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LAUGH, LAUGH MOrE....in my testosterone filled days..YES...but tested the suction...said..uh..no
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03/21/2014 06:08 PM
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Archer!
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03/21/2014 06:12 PM
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Re: Is it a bad idea to try using the vacuum cleaner hose for penis enlargement?
Have you watched "Stand Up Guys"? My vacuum cleaner has about the right size and I can keep it hard for long enough, can it have a bad outcome?
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Emergency rooms love people like you. As do vacuum manufacturers.
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03/21/2014 06:24 PM
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GLP just gets better and better. Now we have a guy that wants to fuck a Hoover. What next shaved asses.
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FUNNY lol
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03/23/2014 02:32 PM
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Try fucking with a Bissell. It's as close to a footjob as you can get.
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03/23/2014 02:40 PM

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how many watts is your vacuumcleanertounge
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03/23/2014 02:51 PM
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it doesn't work.. er, I mean.. I've heard it doesn't work
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03/25/2014 08:39 PM
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I jacked off using a Bissell Cleanview Helix vacuum by sticking my dick in the hose and it felt gooooooood! I held my dick in the hose until the point of no return, but I had a weak orgasm, and there was no semen coming out of my dick at all. Just the serum that was there before.
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this is a penis enlargement thread, not a

I JACKED OFF WITH MY VACUUM THREAD

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03/25/2014 08:46 PM
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It works but you have to use a 20HP shop vac to gain any noticeable length
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dick box
Ignorance is bliss until reality bites you in the ass.

I bury the dead.
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03/26/2014 08:55 PM
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Re: Is it a bad idea to try using the vacuum cleaner hose for penis enlargement?
If you hold your cock in the hose of a running vacuum cleaner and pull it out, your nuts will hurt slightly, but the pain is no worse than if you get a kidney stone in your testacle. Now that's painful!
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03/26/2014 09:18 PM
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Be a man. Use the rotating brush attachments.
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03/26/2014 09:25 PM
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Is this a Bissell Cleanview Helix advertisement shill thread?
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03/26/2014 09:26 PM

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Re: Is it a bad idea to try using the vacuum cleaner hose for penis enlargement?
Have you watched "Stand Up Guys"? My vacuum cleaner has about the right size and I can keep it hard for long enough, can it have a bad outcome?
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This can do irreversible damage to the unit that voids the warranty. It can cause problems for the vacuum cleaner too.
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03/26/2014 09:31 PM
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Re: Is it a bad idea to try using the vacuum cleaner hose for penis enlargement?
Have you watched "Stand Up Guys"? My vacuum cleaner has about the right size and I can keep it hard for long enough, can it have a bad outcome?
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too funny op unless you are packing less than 4" don't even bother with wanting a bigger dick. Seriously guys care more about size than girls anyway. Just master using what you have and don't use a vacuum if you need enlargement use the right tool for the job lol
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03/27/2014 07:58 PM
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What's the worst that could happen? You might end up cumming into the machine. At the least, you could short out the motor, rendering the machine useless.
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03/27/2014 08:33 PM

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Yes...yes it is.

You could hurt your penis.
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03/27/2014 08:41 PM
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What's the worst that could happen? You might end up cumming into the machine. At the least, you could short out the motor, rendering the machine useless.
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Just how many motors have YOU shorted out?
Quite a few I would guess.
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03/31/2014 03:40 PM
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Try jacking off with a Bissell Cleanview Helix by sticking your cock in the hose. It feels just like a blowjob. tounge
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03/31/2014 03:41 PM
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Try jacking off with a Bissell Cleanview Helix by sticking your cock in the hose. It feels just like a blowjob. tounge
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thanks for the advice pal, lets just say I wont be shopping at sears anytime soon again.
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03/31/2014 03:44 PM
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Re: Is it a bad idea to try using the vacuum cleaner hose for penis enlargement?
make sure and use a dyson. It never loses suction
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03/31/2014 03:49 PM
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Re: Is it a bad idea to try using the vacuum cleaner hose for penis enlargement?
Yes...yes it is.

You could hurt your penis.
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Actually, it doesn't hurt my penis at all. It makes my penis feel great. But it DOES make my testicles hurt slightly, which is no more painful than getting a kidney stone lodged in my testicle. Getting a kidney stone in your testicle is very painful, let me tell you.
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03/31/2014 03:53 PM
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Re: Is it a bad idea to try using the vacuum cleaner hose for penis enlargement?
Is this a Bissell Cleanview Helix advertisement shill thread?
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Do you think I'm fixating on the Bissell Cleanview Helix? Nah. I'm merely mentioning that particular brand just to encourage you to use it for penis enlargement, so I hope you'll take my advice. cool2

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