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Is it a bad idea to try using the vacuum cleaner hose for penis enlargement?

 
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If you want to make it bigger, slam it in a door real hard..It will swell..There you go, !
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Re: Is it a bad idea to try using the vacuum cleaner hose for penis enlargement?
Have you watched "Stand Up Guys"? My vacuum cleaner has about the right size and I can keep it hard for long enough, can it have a bad outcome?
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It's a bad idea as a vacuum cleaner creates suction and not an actual vacuum but it might feel good if you do it maybe record and share somewhere peace
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The only bad outcome it can have is sore testacles. whatever
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If you want to make it bigger, slam it in a door real hard..It will swell..There you go, !
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Ooh, no. No no no no no! I wouldn't recommend you slam your dick in a door at all. That's NOT a very good idea. redface
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Re: Is it a bad idea to try using the vacuum cleaner hose for penis enlargement?
That idea, well, sucks....
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In MY opinion, that idea rocks !
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Re: Is it a bad idea to try using the vacuum cleaner hose for penis enlargement?
Have you watched "Stand Up Guys"? My vacuum cleaner has about the right size and I can keep it hard for long enough, can it have a bad outcome?
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I saw some program on Comedy Central On Demand and a guy stuck his dick in a vacuum cleaner hose, and he liked to never gotten it out.
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Have you watched "Stand Up Guys"? My vacuum cleaner has about the right size and I can keep it hard for long enough, can it have a bad outcome?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37525114


It's a bad idea as a vacuum cleaner creates suction and not an actual vacuum but it might feel good if you do it maybe record and share somewhere peace
 Quoting: Satan's Inner Circle


If you're smart, you'll try using a Bissell Cleanview Helix as it doesn't have much suction. If you use a Dyson and it sucks your dick off, don't go suing the company.
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Terrific idea! What could possibly go wrong!
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You could get sore nuts, that's what could go wrong.
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Ouch Don't do It! House vac hose to small, shop vac rip it off balls and all!
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are you kidding!?

that is a great idea!!!
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I'm beginning to think that it's a very bad idea. I tried it and I nearly sucked my dick off. After that I experienced pain in my left pelvis not to mention in my left testicle. I was certain I had a kidney stone, and it hurt all night last night. The next morning I tried to take a shit, but I had no bowel movement at all. That wasn't a good sign. I thought sure I had a kidney stone, but it's probably just pain in my lower back. Well that's the last time I try jacking off with a vacuum cleaner.
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That idea, well, sucks....
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In MY opinion, that idea rocks !
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Or so I thought, until after I experienced pain in my left pelvis, not to mention in my left testicle. I felt like I had a kidney stone.
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Just make sure it is a wet/dry vac. Some of you people are just asking to electrocute your member. :)
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You should just accept the fact that you have a small penis and move on with your life,,,,mmmm k
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it doesn't work.. er, I mean.. I've heard it doesn't work
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It DOES work, but in the end it can have a bad outcome. Sore testicles is the aftermath of using the vacuum cleaner hose for penis enlargement. redface
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I shall never, ever jack off with a vacuum cleaner again. From now on, I'm resorting to using a finishing sander, only without the sandpaper in place. The only bad outcome that can have is that it'll stain your underwear, but hey, you can always wash them.tounge
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It only works if you rub A1 sauce all over your balls first.

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It only works if your dick turns blue
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Re: Is it a bad idea to try using the vacuum cleaner hose for penis enlargement?
Absolutely not! I think it's a terrific idea! The other night I used a Bissell Cleanview Helix vacuum cleaner. I turned on the vacuum and stuck the head of my cock up the hose. The head of my cock beat against the wall of the hose, and it felt great. The next thing you know, my dick got a little bigger. Try it yourself! You'll love the results.
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That's what I used to think, until I experienced a sore pelvis not to mention a sore testicle. I didn't like the aftermath at all. iamwith
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Re: Is it a bad idea to try using the vacuum cleaner hose for penis enlargement?
I hang mine out the window when driving to work.

seems to be making it longer but the road rash is sometimes a set back
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It's not a good idea to hang you dick out the window when driving to work. You could get arrested for public indecency faster than you can say "arugula." If I were in your shoes, I wouldn't try it. I might make an ass of myself, but I'm not as worried about that as I am about getting myself arrested for public indecency.
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It only works if you rub A1 sauce all over your balls first.

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What the hell good would that do?redface
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no, sounds like sound advice. go ahead and tell us how much you grow.
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A trip to the emergency room would probably be in order.eyeroll2
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no, sounds like sound advice. go ahead and tell us how much you grow.
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That's not very sound advice on my part.obama9
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Re: Is it a bad idea to try using the vacuum cleaner hose for penis enlargement?
Have you watched "Stand Up Guys"? My vacuum cleaner has about the right size and I can keep it hard for long enough, can it have a bad outcome?
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Yes! It can make your nuts hurt like hell. 5a
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not only does the idea suck it rules
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Not on my watch!
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Re: Is it a bad idea to try using the vacuum cleaner hose for penis enlargement?
Your penis can fit inside of the hose when hard???
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I couldn't get my penis to fit inside of the hose of a Kenmore Canister Vacuum, and even if I could, it would feel pretty uncomfortable. Dicks and metal don't mix. tounge
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Re: Is it a bad idea to try using the vacuum cleaner hose for penis enlargement?
That depends on the suction. If the suction of the vacuum cleaner is moderate, all that will happen is your dick will beat against the wall of the hose, and it can feel real good and result in enlargement of your dick. Just make sure you don't stick your dick all the way up the hose. On the other hand, if the suction is great, it might suck off your dick and I would rather not chance it.
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I DID manage to suck my dick all the way up the hose, and after that I suffered from a sore testacle.
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If you've never stuck your dick in a vacuum cleaner hose, I can tell you from experience that it feels wonderful! Try it! You'll LOVE it.
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Not if you suffer from a sore testacle afterwards!
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Re: Is it a bad idea to try using the vacuum cleaner hose for penis enlargement?
Might be pretty painful the suction on those can be pretty strong. I wouldn't doubt it can cause a tear but don't count on enlargement.
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The one thing you can count on is sore testacles.
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After you are done with that I recommend stuffing the hose up your ass for a great colon cleanse.Report back !!
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GLP just gets better and better. Now we have a guy that wants to fuck a Hoover. What next shaved asses.
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The only thing that comes next is sore nuts.