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Is it a bad idea to try using the vacuum cleaner hose for penis enlargement?

 
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Re: Is it a bad idea to try using the vacuum cleaner hose for penis enlargement?
how many watts is your vacuumcleanertounge
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How should I know? tounge
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Re: Is it a bad idea to try using the vacuum cleaner hose for penis enlargement?
Yes...yes it is.

You could hurt your penis.
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Tell me about it.pigchef
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Re: Is it a bad idea to try using the vacuum cleaner hose for penis enlargement?
Yes...yes it is.

You could hurt your penis.
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You're telling me!
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Re: Is it a bad idea to try using the vacuum cleaner hose for penis enlargement?
After you are done with that I recommend stuffing the hose up your ass for a great colon cleanse.Report back !!
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I'm not taking your advice! yousuck
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You should just accept the fact that you have a small penis and move on with your life,,,,mmmm k
 Quoting: ~sIcKaNdTwIsTeD~


Wanking with a vacuum cleaner hose will NOT make your penis smaller. wtf 10
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Re: Is it a bad idea to try using the vacuum cleaner hose for penis enlargement?
Have you watched "Stand Up Guys"? My vacuum cleaner has about the right size and I can keep it hard for long enough, can it have a bad outcome?
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You bet your boots it can have a bad income! You can suffer from sore nuts, and then the next thing you know, you might end up in the hospital. Who wants to spend the night at the hospital?eyeroll2
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Re: Is it a bad idea to try using the vacuum cleaner hose for penis enlargement?
Have you watched "Stand Up Guys"? My vacuum cleaner has about the right size and I can keep it hard for long enough, can it have a bad outcome?
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You bet your boots it can have a bad outcome! You can suffer from sore nuts, and then the next thing you know, you might end up in the hospital. Who wants to spend the night at the hospital?: eyeroll2:
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Re: Is it a bad idea to try using the vacuum cleaner hose for penis enlargement?
are you kidding!?

that is a great idea!!!
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I'm beginning to think that it's a very bad idea. I tried it and I nearly sucked my dick off. After that I experienced pain in my left pelvis not to mention in my left testicle. I was certain I had a kidney stone, and it hurt all night last night. The next morning I tried to take a shit, but I had no bowel movement at all. That wasn't a good sign. I thought sure I had a kidney stone, but it's probably just pain in my lower back. Well that's the last time I try jacking off with a vacuum cleaner.
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After you are done with that I recommend stuffing the hose up your ass for a great colon cleanse.Report back !!
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I'm not taking your advice! yousuck
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Re: Is it a bad idea to try using the vacuum cleaner hose for penis enlargement?
Anyone else remember that Darwin story from about 2003/4 where that dude got electrocuted from beating off with a sanding belt. It short circuited when his spooge hit it and he died.
youre naughty
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Re: Is it a bad idea to try using the vacuum cleaner hose for penis enlargement?
Excellent Idea for practical jokers

Stick one end of a vacuum hose down the front of your pants;
throw the other end over your shoulder.
Walk into a store or anywhere in public.
When people give you "the look" and they will;
You say, "Had a little mishap with the vacuum last night, I'm just waiting for the swelling to go down"
Peoples reactions would have to be hilarious.
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Re: Is it a bad idea to try using the vacuum cleaner hose for penis enlargement?
Excellent Idea for practical jokers

Stick one end of a vacuum hose down the front of your pants;
throw the other end over your shoulder.
Walk into a store or anywhere in public.
When people give you "the look" and they will;
You say, "Had a little mishap with the vacuum last night, I'm just waiting for the swelling to go down"
Peoples reactions would have to be hilarious.
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or walk into the E.R.
Nurse says, "Doctor we have another Johnny Wad at the desk"
or "Let me guess, spring cleaning accident, right?"
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Re: Is it a bad idea to try using the vacuum cleaner hose for penis enlargement?
Have you watched "Stand Up Guys"? My vacuum cleaner has about the right size and I can keep it hard for long enough, can it have a bad outcome?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37525114


LOL....I'm a nurse and was in the hospital cafeteria one day years ago when someone from the ER said they just had a guy come in with a laceration on his penis.

When they asked what happened, he said he was vacuuming in the nude and fell on the metal hose of the vacuum cleaner. They all assumed what he really was doing with the hose, but he didn't want to admit it.

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Re: Is it a bad idea to try using the vacuum cleaner hose for penis enlargement?
Have you watched "Stand Up Guys"? My vacuum cleaner has about the right size and I can keep it hard for long enough, can it have a bad outcome?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37525114


LOL....I'm a nurse and was in the hospital cafeteria one day years ago when someone from the ER said they just had a guy come in with a laceration on his penis.

When they asked what happened, he said he was vacuuming in the nude and fell on the metal hose of the vacuum cleaner. They all assumed what he really was doing with the hose, but he didn't want to admit it.
 Quoting: nutmeg


lmao

that's awesome. I bet you see some really wild injuries!
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