Is it a bad idea to try using the vacuum cleaner hose for penis enlargement?

It's a bad idea as a vacuum cleaner creates suction and not an actual vacuum but it might feel good if you do it maybe record and share somewhere

are you kidding!?

that is a great idea!!!

That idea, well, sucks....

not only does the idea suck it rules

hmm...i always thought that if you put your wiener in the cleaner it will get ripped like a piece of loose skin ... try it though, and give us some feedback after the first try.

And blows

I'm thinking it'll damage the wiener before enlarging it too, op why do you need a bigger one anyway? Just think, if you don't wear loose pants your public boner would be more noticeable if it was bigger anyway

it doesn't work.. er, I mean.. I've heard it doesn't work

Terrific idea! What could possibly go wrong!

Sure, go ahead. Join the many who have tried it & have their own ER visit stories to tell. Some try it & think it works great until it suddenly sucks up a testicle by accident. Others have actually ripped their penis off. Go buy a pump. It uses a manually created vacuum seal to do the same thing, but is much safer.

it would probably remove the outer skin of your penis.

good luck with that!

I once developed a thing for a Hoover shop vac, she had nice hips and i used to dress her up in an old summer dress that i kept buried in the backyard for just such an occasion. The sight of her wearing that summer dress made my penis larger than life itself, after the switch was flicked there was no question what size bat the batter brought to the plate. So yeah it works but you run the risk of falling for a machine and thats just weird.

Your penis can fit inside of the hose when hard???

:winbasement:

YES! I knew a nurse that said a guy came in with his urethra sucked out one night. He finally admitted to masturbating with a hoover shop vac.

That depends on the suction. If the suction of the vacuum cleaner is moderate, all that will happen is your dick will beat against the wall of the hose, and it can feel real good and result in enlargement of your dick. Just make sure you don't stick your dick all the way up the hose. On the other hand, if the suction is great, it might suck off your dick and I would rather not chance it.

Did those Dyson bitches get all uppity and in your face cause you weren't giving them any TLC?

Ask Hoover

He sucked so bad he crashed the entire economy

If no pics , it didn't happen !

only thing is, once you marry it, it stops sucking, blowing, stops everything really.

moral of the story is, don't marry your Hoover.

THE DUST MITES WILL HAVE A NEW WARM MOIST HOME!!!!!!

Absolutely not! I think it's a terrific idea! The other night I used a Bissell Cleanview Helix vacuum cleaner. I turned on the vacuum and stuck the head of my cock up the hose. The head of my cock beat against the wall of the hose, and it felt great. The next thing you know, my dick got a little bigger. Try it yourself! You'll love the results.

In a word, it feels great. Try sticking your dick in a vacuum cleaner hose, and you'll know what a day is!

If you've never stuck your dick in a vacuum cleaner hose, I can tell you from experience that it feels wonderful! Try it! You'll LOVE it.

Guy from high school, now a high profile high end real estate agent used his mom's Hoover for a blow job and ended up with a massive hernia of his penis. Pretty serious stuff and surgery. Thirty years later we still call him HOOVER and he even has it on his business card. funny stuff!

Usually what I like to do is bring up a picture of a beautiful celebrity on my computer screen and stare at her while I've got the head of my cock in the vacuum cleaner hose, and I love the results but I usually take breaks every so often so that I don't cum into the hose. If I do cum into the hose, the cum that accumulates inside the machine [no pun intended :-D] will be impossible to get out.

I hear waste dispsal units are a better buzz

Nothing good can cum from that besides,most vacuum hoses are only 1 inch diameter. Were you bragging?