Godlike Productions - Discussion Forum
Users Online Now: 2,204 (Who's On?)Visitors Today: 643,958
Pageviews Today: 1,121,511Threads Today: 468Posts Today: 7,874
01:30 PM


Rate this Thread

Absolute BS Crap Reasonable Nice Amazing
 

Is it a bad idea to try using the vacuum cleaner hose for penis enlargement?

 
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 22308968
United States
03/31/2014 03:55 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Is it a bad idea to try using the vacuum cleaner hose for penis enlargement?
If you want to make it bigger, slam it in a door real hard..It will swell..There you go, !
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 47562093
United States
03/31/2014 03:58 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Is it a bad idea to try using the vacuum cleaner hose for penis enlargement?
Have you watched "Stand Up Guys"? My vacuum cleaner has about the right size and I can keep it hard for long enough, can it have a bad outcome?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37525114


It's a bad idea as a vacuum cleaner creates suction and not an actual vacuum but it might feel good if you do it maybe record and share somewhere peace
 Quoting: Satan's Inner Circle


The only bad outcome it can have is sore testacles. whatever
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 47562093
United States
03/31/2014 03:59 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Is it a bad idea to try using the vacuum cleaner hose for penis enlargement?
If you want to make it bigger, slam it in a door real hard..It will swell..There you go, !
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22308968


Ooh, no. No no no no no! I wouldn't recommend you slam your dick in a door at all. That's NOT a very good idea. redface
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 47562093
United States
03/31/2014 04:05 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Is it a bad idea to try using the vacuum cleaner hose for penis enlargement?
That idea, well, sucks....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 38757792


In MY opinion, that idea rocks !
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 47562093
United States
03/31/2014 04:09 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Is it a bad idea to try using the vacuum cleaner hose for penis enlargement?
Have you watched "Stand Up Guys"? My vacuum cleaner has about the right size and I can keep it hard for long enough, can it have a bad outcome?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37525114


I saw some program on Comedy Central On Demand and a guy stuck his dick in a vacuum cleaner hose, and he liked to never gotten it out.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 47562093
United States
03/31/2014 04:14 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Is it a bad idea to try using the vacuum cleaner hose for penis enlargement?
Have you watched "Stand Up Guys"? My vacuum cleaner has about the right size and I can keep it hard for long enough, can it have a bad outcome?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37525114


It's a bad idea as a vacuum cleaner creates suction and not an actual vacuum but it might feel good if you do it maybe record and share somewhere peace
 Quoting: Satan's Inner Circle


If you're smart, you'll try using a Bissell Cleanview Helix as it doesn't have much suction. If you use a Dyson and it sucks your dick off, don't go suing the company.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 47562093
United States
03/31/2014 04:16 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Is it a bad idea to try using the vacuum cleaner hose for penis enlargement?
Terrific idea! What could possibly go wrong!
 Quoting: Bluebird


You could get sore nuts, that's what could go wrong.
MrGold

User ID: 56335168
United States
04/01/2014 07:51 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Is it a bad idea to try using the vacuum cleaner hose for penis enlargement?
Ouch Don't do It! House vac hose to small, shop vac rip it off balls and all!
wtf 10
If you need penis enlargement have a look at this [link to clk-4.info]

Last Edited by MrGold on 04/01/2014 09:14 PM
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 47562093
United States
04/03/2014 03:45 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Is it a bad idea to try using the vacuum cleaner hose for penis enlargement?
are you kidding!?

that is a great idea!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34272879


I'm beginning to think that it's a very bad idea. I tried it and I nearly sucked my dick off. After that I experienced pain in my left pelvis not to mention in my left testicle. I was certain I had a kidney stone, and it hurt all night last night. The next morning I tried to take a shit, but I had no bowel movement at all. That wasn't a good sign. I thought sure I had a kidney stone, but it's probably just pain in my lower back. Well that's the last time I try jacking off with a vacuum cleaner.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 47562093
United States
04/03/2014 03:48 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Is it a bad idea to try using the vacuum cleaner hose for penis enlargement?
That idea, well, sucks....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 38757792


In MY opinion, that idea rocks !
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47562093


Or so I thought, until after I experienced pain in my left pelvis, not to mention in my left testicle. I felt like I had a kidney stone.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 1219974
United States
04/03/2014 03:49 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Is it a bad idea to try using the vacuum cleaner hose for penis enlargement?
Just make sure it is a wet/dry vac. Some of you people are just asking to electrocute your member. :)
~sIcKaNdTwIsTeD~

User ID: 29333438
United States
04/03/2014 03:52 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Is it a bad idea to try using the vacuum cleaner hose for penis enlargement?
You should just accept the fact that you have a small penis and move on with your life,,,,mmmm k
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 47562093
United States
04/03/2014 08:14 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Is it a bad idea to try using the vacuum cleaner hose for penis enlargement?
it doesn't work.. er, I mean.. I've heard it doesn't work
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22630666


1rof1
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30753908


It DOES work, but in the end it can have a bad outcome. Sore testicles is the aftermath of using the vacuum cleaner hose for penis enlargement. redface
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 47562093
United States
04/03/2014 08:17 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Is it a bad idea to try using the vacuum cleaner hose for penis enlargement?
I shall never, ever jack off with a vacuum cleaner again. From now on, I'm resorting to using a finishing sander, only without the sandpaper in place. The only bad outcome that can have is that it'll stain your underwear, but hey, you can always wash them.tounge
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 926633
United States
04/03/2014 08:20 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Is it a bad idea to try using the vacuum cleaner hose for penis enlargement?
It only works if you rub A1 sauce all over your balls first.

fuckyeah5
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 33435073
United States
04/03/2014 08:21 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Is it a bad idea to try using the vacuum cleaner hose for penis enlargement?
It only works if your dick turns blue
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 47562093
United States
04/03/2014 08:23 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Is it a bad idea to try using the vacuum cleaner hose for penis enlargement?
Absolutely not! I think it's a terrific idea! The other night I used a Bissell Cleanview Helix vacuum cleaner. I turned on the vacuum and stuck the head of my cock up the hose. The head of my cock beat against the wall of the hose, and it felt great. The next thing you know, my dick got a little bigger. Try it yourself! You'll love the results.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47562093


That's what I used to think, until I experienced a sore pelvis not to mention a sore testicle. I didn't like the aftermath at all. iamwith
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 47562093
United States
04/03/2014 08:27 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Is it a bad idea to try using the vacuum cleaner hose for penis enlargement?
I hang mine out the window when driving to work.

seems to be making it longer but the road rash is sometimes a set back
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6965677


It's not a good idea to hang you dick out the window when driving to work. You could get arrested for public indecency faster than you can say "arugula." If I were in your shoes, I wouldn't try it. I might make an ass of myself, but I'm not as worried about that as I am about getting myself arrested for public indecency.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 47562093
United States
04/03/2014 08:33 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Is it a bad idea to try using the vacuum cleaner hose for penis enlargement?
It only works if you rub A1 sauce all over your balls first.

fuckyeah5
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 926633


What the hell good would that do?redface
eekers
Dreamer of Dreams

User ID: 38137469
United States
04/03/2014 08:34 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Is it a bad idea to try using the vacuum cleaner hose for penis enlargement?
no, sounds like sound advice. go ahead and tell us how much you grow.
"We shall not cease from exploration, and the end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we started and know the place for the first time." - T. S. Eliot
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 47562093
United States
04/03/2014 08:36 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Is it a bad idea to try using the vacuum cleaner hose for penis enlargement?
A trip to the emergency room would probably be in order.eyeroll2
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 47562093
United States
04/03/2014 08:39 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Is it a bad idea to try using the vacuum cleaner hose for penis enlargement?
no, sounds like sound advice. go ahead and tell us how much you grow.
 Quoting: eekers


That's not very sound advice on my part.obama9
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 47562093
United States
04/03/2014 08:41 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Is it a bad idea to try using the vacuum cleaner hose for penis enlargement?
Have you watched "Stand Up Guys"? My vacuum cleaner has about the right size and I can keep it hard for long enough, can it have a bad outcome?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37525114


Yes! It can make your nuts hurt like hell. 5a
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 47562093
United States
04/03/2014 08:42 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Is it a bad idea to try using the vacuum cleaner hose for penis enlargement?
not only does the idea suck it rules
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 38410717


Not on my watch!
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 47562093
United States
04/03/2014 08:45 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Is it a bad idea to try using the vacuum cleaner hose for penis enlargement?
Your penis can fit inside of the hose when hard???
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9107938


I couldn't get my penis to fit inside of the hose of a Kenmore Canister Vacuum, and even if I could, it would feel pretty uncomfortable. Dicks and metal don't mix. tounge
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 47562093
United States
04/03/2014 08:48 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Is it a bad idea to try using the vacuum cleaner hose for penis enlargement?
That depends on the suction. If the suction of the vacuum cleaner is moderate, all that will happen is your dick will beat against the wall of the hose, and it can feel real good and result in enlargement of your dick. Just make sure you don't stick your dick all the way up the hose. On the other hand, if the suction is great, it might suck off your dick and I would rather not chance it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47562093


I DID manage to suck my dick all the way up the hose, and after that I suffered from a sore testacle.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 47562093
United States
04/03/2014 08:51 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Is it a bad idea to try using the vacuum cleaner hose for penis enlargement?
If you've never stuck your dick in a vacuum cleaner hose, I can tell you from experience that it feels wonderful! Try it! You'll LOVE it.
 Quoting: Isac 47562093


Not if you suffer from a sore testacle afterwards!
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 47562093
United States
04/03/2014 08:52 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Is it a bad idea to try using the vacuum cleaner hose for penis enlargement?
Might be pretty painful the suction on those can be pretty strong. I wouldn't doubt it can cause a tear but don't count on enlargement.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 45460301


The one thing you can count on is sore testacles.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 34293389
United States
04/03/2014 08:54 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Is it a bad idea to try using the vacuum cleaner hose for penis enlargement?
After you are done with that I recommend stuffing the hose up your ass for a great colon cleanse.Report back !!
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 47562093
United States
04/03/2014 08:55 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Is it a bad idea to try using the vacuum cleaner hose for penis enlargement?
GLP just gets better and better. Now we have a guy that wants to fuck a Hoover. What next shaved asses.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 54253740


The only thing that comes next is sore nuts.





GLP