Is it a bad idea to try using the vacuum cleaner hose for penis enlargement? | |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 47562093 United States 03/31/2014 03:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Have you watched "Stand Up Guys"? My vacuum cleaner has about the right size and I can keep it hard for long enough, can it have a bad outcome? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37525114 It's a bad idea as a vacuum cleaner creates suction and not an actual vacuum but it might feel good if you do it maybe record and share somewhere The only bad outcome it can have is sore testacles. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 47562093 United States 03/31/2014 04:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Have you watched "Stand Up Guys"? My vacuum cleaner has about the right size and I can keep it hard for long enough, can it have a bad outcome? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37525114 I saw some program on Comedy Central On Demand and a guy stuck his dick in a vacuum cleaner hose, and he liked to never gotten it out. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 47562093 United States 03/31/2014 04:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Have you watched "Stand Up Guys"? My vacuum cleaner has about the right size and I can keep it hard for long enough, can it have a bad outcome? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37525114 It's a bad idea as a vacuum cleaner creates suction and not an actual vacuum but it might feel good if you do it maybe record and share somewhere If you're smart, you'll try using a Bissell Cleanview Helix as it doesn't have much suction. If you use a Dyson and it sucks your dick off, don't go suing the company. |
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MrGold User ID: 56335168 United States 04/01/2014 07:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Ouch Don't do It! House vac hose to small, shop vac rip it off balls and all! If you need penis enlargement have a look at this [link to clk-4.info] Last Edited by MrGold on 04/01/2014 09:14 PM |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 47562093 United States 04/03/2014 03:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'm beginning to think that it's a very bad idea. I tried it and I nearly sucked my dick off. After that I experienced pain in my left pelvis not to mention in my left testicle. I was certain I had a kidney stone, and it hurt all night last night. The next morning I tried to take a shit, but I had no bowel movement at all. That wasn't a good sign. I thought sure I had a kidney stone, but it's probably just pain in my lower back. Well that's the last time I try jacking off with a vacuum cleaner. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 47562093 United States 04/03/2014 08:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I shall never, ever jack off with a vacuum cleaner again. From now on, I'm resorting to using a finishing sander, only without the sandpaper in place. The only bad outcome that can have is that it'll stain your underwear, but hey, you can always wash them. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 47562093 United States 04/03/2014 08:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Absolutely not! I think it's a terrific idea! The other night I used a Bissell Cleanview Helix vacuum cleaner. I turned on the vacuum and stuck the head of my cock up the hose. The head of my cock beat against the wall of the hose, and it felt great. The next thing you know, my dick got a little bigger. Try it yourself! You'll love the results. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47562093 That's what I used to think, until I experienced a sore pelvis not to mention a sore testicle. I didn't like the aftermath at all. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 47562093 United States 04/03/2014 08:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I hang mine out the window when driving to work. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6965677 seems to be making it longer but the road rash is sometimes a set back It's not a good idea to hang you dick out the window when driving to work. You could get arrested for public indecency faster than you can say "arugula." If I were in your shoes, I wouldn't try it. I might make an ass of myself, but I'm not as worried about that as I am about getting myself arrested for public indecency. |
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eekers Dreamer of Dreams User ID: 38137469 United States 04/03/2014 08:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | no, sounds like sound advice. go ahead and tell us how much you grow. "We shall not cease from exploration, and the end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we started and know the place for the first time." - T. S. Eliot |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 47562093 United States 04/03/2014 08:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | That depends on the suction. If the suction of the vacuum cleaner is moderate, all that will happen is your dick will beat against the wall of the hose, and it can feel real good and result in enlargement of your dick. Just make sure you don't stick your dick all the way up the hose. On the other hand, if the suction is great, it might suck off your dick and I would rather not chance it. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47562093 I DID manage to suck my dick all the way up the hose, and after that I suffered from a sore testacle. |
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