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Flatulence can actually be an indicator of poor health? Yes ...

 
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Flatulence can actually be an indicator of poor health? Yes ...
Would you believe me if I told you that farts (medically known as flatulence) can actually be an indicator of poor health? Some farts are actually more than simply an embarrassment at the dinner table or a first date. Farts can actually be an indicator that something is seriously wrong in your digestion leading to a variety of health issues.

Everyone farts, this much is true. On average, most humans fart between 10 and 20 times a day, but sometimes much more!
Intestinal gas is composed of nitrogen, oxygen, carbon dioxide, hydrogen, and methane. These gases are generally odorless, but can become foul smelling when other gases, such as sulfates, are added. This occurs in two ways. First, if the gas remains in the intestines for an extended period of time, bacteria start adding foul smelling sulfates to it. The second thing that makes farts smelly is consuming foods that are high in sulfur. Foods such as cauliflower (and the rest of the cabbage family), eggs, cheese, garlic, onions, and meat are notorious for producing smelly farts because of their high content of sulfur. In addition, sugars such as raffinose, stachiose, and verbascose lead to gas because when these sugars reach our intestines, the bacteria goes wild, producing gas.
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I farted right when I saw this title.
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OMG, my dog and I are both dying then. Actually the dog farts less often but they smell much worse. I thought I was helping the planet, plants breathe that stuff right?
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I farted right when I saw this title.
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Why to give a similar response? I suggest you read the article Smiley
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research material... [link to www.amazon.com]
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OMG, my dog and I are both dying then. Actually the dog farts less often but they smell much worse. I thought I was helping the planet, plants breathe that stuff right?
 Quoting: TDJ


The subject is serious odor you feel when you have health problems Smiley
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Re: Flatulence can actually be an indicator of poor health? Yes ...
Malabsorption of fats can cause seriously bad farts in both dog and man.

Dogs first:

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Exocrine pancreatic insufficiency (EPI) is a syndrome caused by insufficient synthesis and secretion of digestive enzymes by the exocrine portion of the pancreas. EPI is uncommon in dogs and even less common in cats, but is the second most common exocrine pancreatic disorder in both species
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Re: Flatulence can actually be an indicator of poor health? Yes ...
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THIS

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so if eating vegetables, meat, dairy, eggs, etc, gives one gas, which is now unhealthy..what are we supposed to eat????peace
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Re: Flatulence can actually be an indicator of poor health? Yes ...
Malabsorption of fats can cause seriously bad farts in both dog and man.

Dogs first:

[link to www.merckmanuals.com]

Exocrine pancreatic insufficiency (EPI) is a syndrome caused by insufficient synthesis and secretion of digestive enzymes by the exocrine portion of the pancreas. EPI is uncommon in dogs and even less common in cats, but is the second most common exocrine pancreatic disorder in both species
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thanks for this information Smiley
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research material... [link to www.amazon.com]
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Smiley
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non flatulence is a terminal disease
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Re: Flatulence can actually be an indicator of poor health? Yes ...
i have farted massive amounts of intestinal gases yet am still alive. How do u explain this?
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Malabsorption of fats can cause seriously bad farts in both dog and man.
 Quoting: zenobiaphobia

as an aside, most humans who have a problem absorbing fats, can absorb medium-chain fatty acids. a natural source for that is horse milk.
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so if eating vegetables, meat, dairy, eggs, etc, gives one gas, which is now unhealthy..what are we supposed to eat????peace
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Avoid lying down after eating. Smiley
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Re: Flatulence can actually be an indicator of poor health? Yes ...
i have farted massive amounts of intestinal gases yet am still alive. How do u explain this?
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You can contact the author of the article here [link to erinschumacher.net] she called Erin Schumacher Smiley
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Re: Flatulence can actually be an indicator of poor health? Yes ...
i have farted massive amounts of intestinal gases yet am still alive. How do u explain this?
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huge amounts of gas careful Spontaneous Human Combustion [link to en.wikipedia.org] Smiley
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bsflag

Maybee in some people farts are an indicator of bad health
but when I quit farting its because im eating to much processed food.

farting = healthy
sheell be right mate
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Re: Flatulence can actually be an indicator of poor health? Yes ...
OMG, my dog and I are both dying then. Actually the dog farts less often but they smell much worse. I thought I was helping the planet, plants breathe that stuff right?
 Quoting: TDJ


Your dog is as cute as a button!pump2
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Re: Flatulence can actually be an indicator of poor health? Yes ...
bsflag

Maybee in some people farts are an indicator of bad health
but when I quit farting its because im eating to much processed food.

farting = healthy
 Quoting: chowan

YES

Healthy organic bulk foods cause farts as a natural chemical breakdown process in the intestines. Processed frankenfoods, especially genetically modified crap, do not cause healthy 'gas' because the intestinal system can't break them down normally.

I'll up your BS flag with another one.
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Re: Flatulence can actually be an indicator of poor health? Yes ...
You can all blow it yer asses!

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Re: Flatulence can actually be an indicator of poor health? Yes ...
worry about everything causes stress which can cause digestive problems and the gas. the thing to do is to stop worrying if your farts are a problem. just live and be happy.
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THIS

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overly funny Smiley
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Farttard shilling.
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Re: Flatulence can actually be an indicator of poor health? Yes ...
non flatulence is a terminal disease
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Sure Smiley

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