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BREAKING NIBIRU HAS JUST DECLARED WAR ON NORTH KOREA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and i think i saw some reptilians too maybe!!?!?!?

LIL Kim finds his penis..... declares state of ecstasy, launches all hard and long items in his possession.

Breaking news: North Korea aim musdan missile at godzillas testicles

Breaking, Lil Kim has fallen in love. Now softened in heart, the 12 year old has rethought his stance on war.

"Breaking!! - Officials say World War is between more than 2 countries, It could be just War"

Game over. Liechtenstein's and Tuvalu's army joins N.Korea.

incl Swiss Marine !

Oh my god!! ( ach du liebe stroh sak)

yeah, there are rumors the Austrian air force will join, too!

Breaking News!!! American 5th grader tries to dig for China, and accidentially hits North Korea. World War 3 ignites...

Long Dong Spotted over Hong Kong, won't be long.

may i add,

obummma´s only "-course" and "holes" lately are all connected to "gulf" ?

seriously, he´s "undersatisfied" ... and there´s mr tiny wiener Kim - if there will be war, it is because of 2 men not getting laid.

Kim Jung Un threatens really really fiery habanero hot nuclear war if Best of the Best is not honored by inclusion AFI's top 100 films.

Irish ready all their potatoes and wait for orders

North Korea threatens to launch Gay German Shepards at the United States.

N. Korea warns S.Korea they will send planes loaded with millions of leaflets containing warnings. These warnings warn people that more warnings could be sent soon.

North Korean paratroops landing in my back yard as I type this...

I'll update if I can manage to chat with one of these nice Korean fellows...

Australia, a force to be reckoned with tells North Korea to shove it. Colonial Julia Gillard gives the world ultimatum....Listen to what I want or the shit will get real.

Say goodbye to your canned foods...

the really funny=sad thing is reality.. how many threads are posted and get pinned daily about "news" that were news days ago..can´t make that up.

North Korean engineers construct countries first microwave. Threaten global domination, once they figure out the perfect time to not burn the popcorn, but not be left with a shitload of kernels

btw, Kim munching that snickers .. do you have the same slogan in your snickers advertisement? "when it takes a longer time-again" ?

Kim Jong Un starting WW3 over the USA's new pro Gay movement. This kind of behavior was found so sickening to Lil Kim that he wanted to start war over it. We tried to reach Un for comment, but he was busy doggystyling a North Korean sailor.

Do you think they like dry cat food?

I happen to have a lot of that around.

They look so emaciated...

N.K. Sends E.M.P to uranus.

You have dry cat food?? LOTS? YUMMY !!! Let me take care of those litle korean bastards for you, man.

When told the "NEW WORLD ORDER" would be all over his ass, North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un commands reaiming of east bank musdan missile to Terry Hulk Hogans household in Clearwater, Flordia