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Britain 'running out of wheat' owing to bad weather

 
Doomina

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04/07/2013 07:15 AM
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Re: Britain 'running out of wheat' owing to bad weather
nice, first get everone addicted to wheat (just google wheat addicition) which gets people fat and miserable,
plant wheat (instead of those many other, more healthy grains) everywhere and
then make people miserable and spend more money on it due to missharvests of it.
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04/07/2013 07:36 AM
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"We could see wheat double and the impact on a loaf of bread would not be enormous.



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And I heard a voice in the midst of the four living creatures say, A measure of wheat for a penny, and three measures of barley for a penny; and see you hurt not the oil and the wine.

Revelations 6:6

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"" Britain 'running out of wheat' owing to bad weather "" ??

no problem


few factories will work 2-3 weekends - there ya go

problem solved, whats all that fuss about?


UK and EU eat poisons anyway, so no food = health...

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04/07/2013 07:49 AM
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Re: Britain 'running out of wheat' owing to bad weather
Honestly, it seemed like "Britain 'running out of weed' ahahahha

I was just going to offer some. lol
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04/07/2013 07:53 AM
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NOT one to correct, normally BUT ... It was queen Of France (Antoinette ) who said, when told the people were crying out for bread " Let them eat cake."

She simply ' Lost her Head' for that remark !
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04/07/2013 07:57 AM
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Rice would be a better crop if the soil is too wet.

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you are very smarthf
 Quoting: Goofy for God


Rice need permanently flooded fields.

Dumb!
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Untill this quite dry period which we really needed there have been some, infact it would not supprise me in the least if some still were. Mostly in the SW of the country, also a bit in some area's of the SE. not sure about further north.
 Quoting: alexisj9


Unfortunately it's worked differently in the south west, we have huge landslips eroding the coastline, Cornwall & Devon are crumbling away :(
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Major wheat growing countries of the world have had a string of years, 4-5, of crop failure from floods, droughts, early frosts, and late frosts !

They are Russia, Argentina, Canada, USA and Australia.

Eagle
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04/07/2013 08:07 AM
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Spitting Into The Wind

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04/07/2013 11:48 AM
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What liars! Britain is running out of wheat due to the rules forcing farmers to farm less land all in the name of globalization.
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04/07/2013 11:59 AM

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What liars! Britain is running out of wheat due to the rules forcing farmers to farm less land all in the name of globalization.
 Quoting: Spitting Into The Wind


True as well, but both things together make it worse.
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04/07/2013 12:00 PM
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Re: Britain 'running out of wheat' owing to bad weather
NOT one to correct, normally BUT ... It was queen Of France (Antoinette ) who said, when told the people were crying out for bread " Let them eat cake."

She simply ' Lost her Head' for that remark !
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26614631


NOT one to correct, normally BUT... it was a character in one of Voltaire's novels who said that, which subsequently got attributed to Antoinette.
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04/07/2013 12:01 PM
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Australia has some...ask us for it. Arent we still part of UK anyway? Elizabeth is our Queen too after all.
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04/07/2013 12:07 PM
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evil3 Ask India.
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Karma on the British Empire's home island.
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Grains are the easiest thing in the world to store.

We are too dependant on just-in-time food supply.
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
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04/07/2013 12:08 PM
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What liars! Britain is running out of wheat due to the rules forcing farmers to farm less land all in the name of globalization.
 Quoting: Spitting Into The Wind


I keep wondering how long before the Brits are going to have to be using little hand powered spinning wheels and hand textile looms at home or go naked?
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04/07/2013 12:23 PM
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"Let them eat cake", as Napoleon Boneyparts once said.
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putin

Still we'll always have our world class education system.
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LOL I think he was just having a joke with the name.
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I wonder what Marie Antonett had to say about that?
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04/07/2013 12:26 PM
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maybe they should threaten to nuke New York City, and then
the U.S. will give them 100,000 tons of free wheat?
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04/07/2013 12:29 PM
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you are very smarthf
 Quoting: Goofy for God


Rice need permanently flooded fields.

Dumb!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37603396


Untill this quite dry period which we really needed there have been some, infact it would not supprise me in the least if some still were. Mostly in the SW of the country, also a bit in some area's of the SE. not sure about further north.
 Quoting: alexisj9


Unfortunately it's worked differently in the south west, we have huge landslips eroding the coastline, Cornwall & Devon are crumbling away :(
 Quoting: Elemental


So, you are suggesting that Dover will fall into the Sea before Cali-fornication?
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04/07/2013 12:33 PM
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Major wheat growing countries of the world have had a string of years, 4-5, of crop failure from floods, droughts, early frosts, and late frosts !

They are Russia, Argentina, Canada, USA and Australia.

Eagle
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Just for fun: [link to drought.unl.edu]
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04/07/2013 12:34 PM
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Eat Maze. It's much better for the teeth.
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Australia has some...ask us for it. Arent we still part of UK anyway? Elizabeth is our Queen too after all.
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Don't worry, your Queen will get her bread.
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04/07/2013 12:40 PM
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AC 6321116 ..... We learn something every day, BUT are you sure it's not the OTHER WAY around ? Didn't Voltaire live AFTER THE 1700S ?

WOULD LOOK IT UP, BUT .... NOT SURE IT WAS LOUIE THE 14TH she was married to, IF married.
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Rice would be a better crop if the soil is too wet.

hf
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you are very smarthf
 Quoting: Goofy for God


Rice need permanently flooded fields.

Dumb!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37603396


No, rice can be grown like wheat in non flooded fields and . Rice is grown in Texas and California, states which aren't generally known as being underwater.
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Time to start grinding the Muslim immigrants into a delicious paste.
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It is actually kind of sad. They are facing shortages for their own population and then have to worry about a whole host of parasites to feed too.

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I bet that their warehouses are packed with tooth paste and tooth brushes because they never use them!
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you go to your local market because you need to pick up a loaf of bread to make sandwiches for your child's lunch. You also pick up some crackers, buns for the hamburgers for your cookout and a box or two of cereal for breakfast. What would you do when you get up to the checkout, unload your cart, look up and see you just paid $9.00 for that loaf of bread and $6.00 for each box of cereal?

Yes, I said $9.00 a loaf of bread! I could be wrong; it could be only $7.00.


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you go to your local market because you need to pick up a loaf of bread to make sandwiches for your child's lunch. You also pick up some crackers, buns for the hamburgers for your cookout and a box or two of cereal for breakfast. What would you do when you get up to the checkout, unload your cart, look up and see you just paid $9.00 for that loaf of bread and $6.00 for each box of cereal?

Yes, I said $9.00 a loaf of bread! I could be wrong; it could be only $7.00.


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 Quoting: Goofy for God


I'd probably start baking my own with flour made from a different grain, I will not pay silly money for bread.
Doomina

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04/07/2013 03:06 PM
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just wanted to throw in a really quick/easy receipe for wheat tortillas !

the ones you use for wraps !

the ones i can buy at the store are expensive and tasty like old leather, so i decided to make my own:

250g wheat flour (=1 cup)
1/2 teaspoon salt
250ml boiling water (=1 cup)


mix flour+salt, put in boiling water, mix with big spoon.
as soon as it is somewhat colder so you won´t get your hands burned, mix with your hand

part dough in 6, roll out to really flat tortillas, make sure to put enough flour under it so it won´t stick!

heat pan (but without oil or else!), put in 1 tortilla, bake from both sides until it gets brown spots and makes bubbles.
continue with the other ones.
roll up with stuff you have in the fridge, nutella is fine, too.
enjoy!

(if you make more and freeze them, repeat step. i don´t recommend making a bowl 500g flour/500ml boiling water, it stays too long too hot, you´ll get burns!)

Last Edited by Doomina on 04/07/2013 03:07 PM
Doomina

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Re: Britain 'running out of wheat' owing to bad weather
you go to your local market because you need to pick up a loaf of bread to make sandwiches for your child's lunch. You also pick up some crackers, buns for the hamburgers for your cookout and a box or two of cereal for breakfast. What would you do when you get up to the checkout, unload your cart, look up and see you just paid $9.00 for that loaf of bread and $6.00 for each box of cereal?

Yes, I said $9.00 a loaf of bread! I could be wrong; it could be only $7.00.


From Feb
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 Quoting: Goofy for God


I'd probably start baking my own with flour made from a different grain, I will not pay silly money for bread.
 Quoting: alexisj9


^^ this! why complain about bread price when buying the ingredients and making your own tasty bread is still cheap?
healthier as well, and you know what´s in it ! (no foreign womans hair to make the dough rise and nasty stuff like that)

Last Edited by Doomina on 04/07/2013 03:09 PM

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