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BREAKING!!!! Your Mum's so fat...

 
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BREAKING!!!! Your Mum's so fat...
Bitch went to the gym and did two hours on the vending machine!
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04/07/2013 08:24 PM
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Re: BREAKING!!!! Your Mum's so fat...
Oh no you didn't!

Yo mommas so fat, she bent over, blocked out the sun and sent the nibiru tards running for their bunkers.
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04/07/2013 08:25 PM

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Re: BREAKING!!!! Your Mum's so fat...
Posted today on another thread:

Your mum's so fat, her portrait fell off the wall


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04/07/2013 08:26 PM
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Re: BREAKING!!!! Your Mum's so fat...
Oh yes I did!

Yo mama so fat, the bitch fell in love and BROKE IT.
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04/07/2013 08:26 PM
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Re: BREAKING!!!! Your Mum's so fat...
she is rather rotund
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04/07/2013 08:27 PM
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Your Mom's so old, I told her to act her age and THE BITCH DROPPED DEAD...
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04/07/2013 08:29 PM

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Your mum's so fat, when she was sunbathing on the beach the lifeguard approached her and said ' Excuse me madam, would you mind leaving now, as the tide wants to come in'.
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04/07/2013 08:29 PM
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Re: BREAKING!!!! Your Mum's so fat...
Well, your mommas so fat, she doesn't ring a taxi to go out, she calls JCB.
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04/07/2013 08:29 PM
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Re: BREAKING!!!! Your Mum's so fat...
she so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck in the gap of happiness! the gappiness!
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Re: BREAKING!!!! Your Mum's so fat...
Do you know what? I fucking LOVE you guys. It's a small world after all.
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04/07/2013 08:30 PM
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Re: BREAKING!!!! Your Mum's so fat...
the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs
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04/07/2013 08:31 PM
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Re: BREAKING!!!! Your Mum's so fat...
Your mommas so fat she stepped off the sidewalk and managed to get noticed by USGS.
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04/07/2013 08:32 PM
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Re: BREAKING!!!! Your Mum's so fat...
To mamma so fat, she's got smaller bitches orbiting her!
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04/07/2013 08:32 PM
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Re: BREAKING!!!! Your Mum's so fat...
Bitch went to the gym and did two hours on the vending machine!
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Your maternal parent is so obese that she is at risk of developing type two diabeetuz.
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04/07/2013 08:33 PM

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Your Momma is so ugly that you have to tie a pork chop around her neck to get the dog to play with her.
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04/07/2013 08:34 PM
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They thought the bitch had a rash it turned out to be the Smurf Village.
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04/07/2013 08:35 PM

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Yo mamma so fat, when I saw her standing in the road and tried to drive around her I ran out of petrol.
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7491t9rose Yo mommas so fat that every time she goes out people think that Macy's are having a parade.
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Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing
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The complete lack of evidence is the surest sign that the conspiracy is working.

Krauthammer: "If Fences Don't Work, Why Is There One Around The White House?"
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Re: BREAKING!!!! Your Mum's so fat...
Your mommas so fat she has to shop at Vango for an outfit.
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Re: BREAKING!!!! Your Mum's so fat...
Oh no you didn't!

Yo mommas so fat, she bent over, blocked out the sun and sent the nibiru tards running for their bunkers.
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Doom Mama. I love your style !!
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04/07/2013 08:36 PM
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Re: BREAKING!!!! Your Mum's so fat...
she so goddamn fat she was told to enjoy herself and the bitch ate ate her muthafuckin leg! amen!
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04/07/2013 08:37 PM

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Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.
A Jewish mother dreams that her son will grow up to be a doctor or, if retarded, a lawyer." --Jackie Mason

I never give RED karma, only GREEN for great posters. If you give me red or green please leave your name, I like to say thank you...

The complete lack of evidence is the surest sign that the conspiracy is working.

Krauthammer: "If Fences Don't Work, Why Is There One Around The White House?"
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04/07/2013 08:39 PM
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Re: BREAKING!!!! Your Mum's so fat...
OK you clever fuckers , how about this. . . Yo mamma so fat, bith got type two diabeties and only has one leg left!
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04/07/2013 08:40 PM
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Re: BREAKING!!!! Your Mum's so fat...
Bitch went to the gym and did two hours on the vending machine!
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Your mom is so nasty, the crabs bunji on her tampon string.
Shoot straight Johnny
Yeah...yeah and thrice yeah

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Re: BREAKING!!!! Your Mum's so fat...
Yo momma so fat she's just a ball with eyes.
The chariots of God are tens of thousands, and thousands of thousands.
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04/07/2013 08:41 PM
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Re: BREAKING!!!! Your Mum's so fat...
Your Moms so fat bitch wears a 60 inch plasma TV as an iphone.
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04/07/2013 08:41 PM

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Re: BREAKING!!!! Your Mum's so fat...
Your mamma so fat that the only letters in the alphabet she knows is KFC.
Liberal Logic - Demanding that the government stay out of their bedrooms while insisting on taxpayer funded birth control.
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Re: BREAKING!!!! Your Mum's so fat...
Posted today on another thread:

Your mum's so fat, her portrait fell off the wall


rofl
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Class !
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04/07/2013 08:42 PM
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Re: BREAKING!!!! Your Mum's so fat...
the doctors told her she has flesh eating bacteria and gave her two years to live
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04/07/2013 08:44 PM
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Re: BREAKING!!!! Your Mum's so fat...
Bitch jumped in the air and got stuck.

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