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BREAKING!!!! Your Mum's so fat...

 
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04/07/2013 08:44 PM
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Shes so fat she ate my cat
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Your mommas so fat, she went swimming and blamed the icecaps melting for the sea levels rising.
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04/07/2013 08:45 PM
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The bitch always sings when it's over.
Liberal Logic - Demanding that the government stay out of their bedrooms while insisting on taxpayer funded birth control.
R.P. McMurphy

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04/07/2013 08:46 PM
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Yo mamma is so fat... she gets her dresses from Omar the Tent Maker!
Liberal Logic - Demanding that the government stay out of their bedrooms while insisting on taxpayer funded birth control.
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Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her
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"A Jewish mother dreams that her son will grow up to be a doctor or, if retarded, a lawyer." --Jackie Mason

"I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor." -- Joan Rivers

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Lord, could you choose someone else for a change?
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Yo mama so fat. I quit, you guys are too good xxxb
They may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one...
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04/07/2013 08:49 PM
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She so fat; Her doctor discovered a lost pigmy tribe living in da crack of her ass.
Shoot straight Johnny

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04/07/2013 08:50 PM
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Yo momma so fat, wherever you choose to sit in the room, you are sat next to her.
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04/07/2013 08:51 PM
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Your Mum is so fat she has smaller fat bitches orbiting her.
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04/07/2013 08:53 PM
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Your mum's so fat that the government will replace HAARP by her as an earthquake-generating weapon!


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Your mama SO fat I had to roll over three times just to get off the bitch!
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04/07/2013 08:56 PM
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Oh no you didn't!

Yo mommas so fat, she bent over, blocked out the sun and sent the nibiru tards running for their bunkers.
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My favourite!
They may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one...
Shoot straight Johnny

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Yo momma so fat scientists have reclassified her as an alternative universe
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The chariots of God are tens of thousands, and thousands of thousands.
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04/07/2013 08:58 PM
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Your mamas so fat when she goes out with her red dress on all the kids yell "HEY KOOL-AID"!!
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Re: BREAKING!!!! Your Mum's so fat...
Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her
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Fucking CLASS IN A GLASS!
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04/07/2013 08:59 PM
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Oh no you didn't!

Yo mommas so fat, she bent over, blocked out the sun and sent the nibiru tards running for their bunkers.
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lol
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yo momma so fat i told her to jump for joy she said "which one? almond?"

bitch i aint speakin about a candy bar!
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04/07/2013 08:59 PM
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Re: BREAKING!!!! Your Mum's so fat...
yo mama so fat her blood type is ragu.
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Re: BREAKING!!!! Your Mum's so fat...
yo mama so fat her blood type is ragu.
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Oh man you are killing me!!!
They may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one...
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Yo mama is so fat her blood type is Ragu
A pissed off American veteran!
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04/07/2013 09:03 PM
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Yo mama so hairy, Bigfoot takes pictures of HER.
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04/07/2013 09:05 PM
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Yo mama so fat, she got on a scale and it said 'to be continued'.
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04/07/2013 09:06 PM
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Yo mama so stupid she thought the board of education was a piece of wood.
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04/07/2013 09:07 PM
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Yo mama so ugly, when she tried to enter an ugly contest, they told her 'no professionals'.
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04/07/2013 09:07 PM
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Your mom's so fat that every time she farts, she produces a god particle.
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Yo mama so hairy they filmed Gorillas in the Mist in her shower.
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04/07/2013 09:08 PM
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Your mama is so fat , when she walked in front of the tv , I missed 3 seasons of Seinfeld
Shoot straight Johnny

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04/07/2013 09:09 PM
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Yo momma so fat, when she goes to a restaurant and looks at the menu she says 'OK'
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The chariots of God are tens of thousands, and thousands of thousands.
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Your mom's so fat, the last time she tried to get an abortion, they ended up having to abort the doctor.
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04/07/2013 09:09 PM
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Re: BREAKING!!!! Your Mum's so fat...
the universe got jealous!

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