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User ID: 4984723 United Kingdom 04/07/2013 08:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | BREAKING!!!! Your Mum's so fat... Bitch went to the gym and did two hours on the vending machine! They may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one... |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 30238953 Poland 04/07/2013 08:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: BREAKING!!!! Your Mum's so fat... Oh no you didn't!
Yo mommas so fat, she bent over, blocked out the sun and sent the nibiru tards running for their bunkers. |
Shoot straight Johnny
User ID: 37422361 United Kingdom 04/07/2013 08:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: BREAKING!!!! Your Mum's so fat... Posted today on another thread: Your mum's so fat, her portrait fell off the wall The chariots of God are tens of thousands, and thousands of thousands. |
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User ID: 4984723 United Kingdom 04/07/2013 08:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: BREAKING!!!! Your Mum's so fat... Oh yes I did! Yo mama so fat, the bitch fell in love and BROKE IT. They may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one... |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 34272879 United States 04/07/2013 08:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: BREAKING!!!! Your Mum's so fat... she is rather rotund |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 37630204 Germany 04/07/2013 08:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: BREAKING!!!! Your Mum's so fat... Your Mom's so old, I told her to act her age and THE BITCH DROPPED DEAD... |
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Shoot straight Johnny
User ID: 37422361 United Kingdom 04/07/2013 08:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: BREAKING!!!! Your Mum's so fat... Your mum's so fat, when she was sunbathing on the beach the lifeguard approached her and said ' Excuse me madam, would you mind leaving now, as the tide wants to come in'. The chariots of God are tens of thousands, and thousands of thousands. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 30238953 Poland 04/07/2013 08:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: BREAKING!!!! Your Mum's so fat... Well, your mommas so fat, she doesn't ring a taxi to go out, she calls JCB. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 37460340 United States 04/07/2013 08:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: BREAKING!!!! Your Mum's so fat... she so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck in the gap of happiness! the gappiness! |
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User ID: 4984723 United Kingdom 04/07/2013 08:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: BREAKING!!!! Your Mum's so fat... Do you know what? I fucking LOVE you guys. It's a small world after all. They may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one... |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 4259718 United States 04/07/2013 08:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: BREAKING!!!! Your Mum's so fat... the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 30238953 Poland 04/07/2013 08:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: BREAKING!!!! Your Mum's so fat... Your mommas so fat she stepped off the sidewalk and managed to get noticed by USGS. |
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User ID: 4984723 United Kingdom 04/07/2013 08:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: BREAKING!!!! Your Mum's so fat... To mamma so fat, she's got smaller bitches orbiting her! They may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one... |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 37573475 Australia 04/07/2013 08:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: BREAKING!!!! Your Mum's so fat... Bitch went to the gym and did two hours on the vending machine!
Quoting: Inactive-Activist Your maternal parent is so obese that she is at risk of developing type two diabeetuz. |
R.P. McMurphy
User ID: 34834122 United States 04/07/2013 08:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: BREAKING!!!! Your Mum's so fat... Your Momma is so ugly that you have to tie a pork chop around her neck to get the dog to play with her. "Moral of the story is I chose a half measure when I should have gone all the way. I'll never make that mistake again.
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User ID: 27308366 United States 04/07/2013 08:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: BREAKING!!!! Your Mum's so fat... They thought the bitch had a rash it turned out to be the Smurf Village. |
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Shoot straight Johnny
User ID: 37422361 United Kingdom 04/07/2013 08:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: BREAKING!!!! Your Mum's so fat... Yo mamma so fat, when I saw her standing in the road and tried to drive around her I ran out of petrol. The chariots of God are tens of thousands, and thousands of thousands. |
Judethz
User ID: 20521597 United Kingdom 04/07/2013 08:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: BREAKING!!!! Your Mum's so fat... Yo mommas so fat that every time she goes out people think that Macy's are having a parade. |
davvi
User ID: 3677166 United States 04/07/2013 08:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: BREAKING!!!! Your Mum's so fat... Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 30238953 Poland 04/07/2013 08:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: BREAKING!!!! Your Mum's so fat... Your mommas so fat she has to shop at Vango for an outfit. |
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User ID: 4984723 United Kingdom 04/07/2013 08:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: BREAKING!!!! Your Mum's so fat...
Oh no you didn't!
Yo mommas so fat, she bent over, blocked out the sun and sent the nibiru tards running for their bunkers.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30238953 Doom Mama. I love your style !! They may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one... |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 37460340 United States 04/07/2013 08:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: BREAKING!!!! Your Mum's so fat... she so goddamn fat she was told to enjoy herself and the bitch ate ate her muthafuckin leg! amen! |
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User ID: 3677166 United States 04/07/2013 08:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: BREAKING!!!! Your Mum's so fat... Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book. |
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User ID: 4984723 United Kingdom 04/07/2013 08:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: BREAKING!!!! Your Mum's so fat... OK you clever fuckers , how about this. . . Yo mamma so fat, bith got type two diabeties and only has one leg left! They may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one... |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 33560264 United States 04/07/2013 08:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: BREAKING!!!! Your Mum's so fat... Bitch went to the gym and did two hours on the vending machine!
Quoting: Inactive-Activist Your mom is so nasty, the crabs bunji on her tampon string. |
Shoot straight Johnny
User ID: 37422361 United Kingdom 04/07/2013 08:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: BREAKING!!!! Your Mum's so fat... Yo momma so fat she's just a ball with eyes. The chariots of God are tens of thousands, and thousands of thousands. |
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User ID: 27308366 United States 04/07/2013 08:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: BREAKING!!!! Your Mum's so fat... Your Moms so fat bitch wears a 60 inch plasma TV as an iphone. |
R.P. McMurphy
User ID: 34834122 United States 04/07/2013 08:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: BREAKING!!!! Your Mum's so fat... Your mamma so fat that the only letters in the alphabet she knows is KFC. "Moral of the story is I chose a half measure when I should have gone all the way. I'll never make that mistake again.
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User ID: 4984723 United Kingdom 04/07/2013 08:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: BREAKING!!!! Your Mum's so fat... Posted today on another thread: Your mum's so fat, her portrait fell off the wall Quoting: Shoot straight Johnny Class ! They may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one... |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 4259718 United States 04/07/2013 08:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: BREAKING!!!! Your Mum's so fat... the doctors told her she has flesh eating bacteria and gave her two years to live |
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User ID: 27308366 United States 04/07/2013 08:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: BREAKING!!!! Your Mum's so fat... Bitch jumped in the air and got stuck. |
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