BREAKING!!!! Your Mum's so fat...

Oh no you didn't!

Yo mommas so fat, she bent over, blocked out the sun and sent the nibiru tards running for their bunkers.

Posted today on another thread:

Your mum's so fat, her portrait fell off the wall

Oh yes I did!

Yo mama so fat, the bitch fell in love and BROKE IT.

she is rather rotund

Your Mom's so old, I told her to act her age and THE BITCH DROPPED DEAD...

Your mum's so fat, when she was sunbathing on the beach the lifeguard approached her and said ' Excuse me madam, would you mind leaving now, as the tide wants to come in'.

Well, your mommas so fat, she doesn't ring a taxi to go out, she calls JCB.

she so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck in the gap of happiness! the gappiness!

Do you know what? I fucking LOVE you guys. It's a small world after all.

the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs

Your mommas so fat she stepped off the sidewalk and managed to get noticed by USGS.

To mamma so fat, she's got smaller bitches orbiting her!

Your maternal parent is so obese that she is at risk of developing type two diabeetuz.

Your Momma is so ugly that you have to tie a pork chop around her neck to get the dog to play with her.

They thought the bitch had a rash it turned out to be the Smurf Village.

Yo mamma so fat, when I saw her standing in the road and tried to drive around her I ran out of petrol.

Yo mommas so fat that every time she goes out people think that Macy's are having a parade.

Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing

Your mommas so fat she has to shop at Vango for an outfit.

Doom Mama. I love your style !!

she so goddamn fat she was told to enjoy herself and the bitch ate ate her muthafuckin leg! amen!

Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.

OK you clever fuckers , how about this. . . Yo mamma so fat, bith got type two diabeties and only has one leg left!

Your mom is so nasty, the crabs bunji on her tampon string.

Yo momma so fat she's just a ball with eyes.

Your Moms so fat bitch wears a 60 inch plasma TV as an iphone.

Your mamma so fat that the only letters in the alphabet she knows is KFC.

Class !

the doctors told her she has flesh eating bacteria and gave her two years to live

Bitch jumped in the air and got stuck.