BREAKING!!!! Your Mum's so fat...

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BREAKING!!!! Your Mum's so fat...
Anonymous Coward User ID: 24820875 Australia 04/07/2013 08:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: BREAKING!!!! Your Mum's so fat... Shes so fat she ate my cat

Anonymous Coward User ID: 30238953 Poland 04/07/2013 08:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: BREAKING!!!! Your Mum's so fat... Your mommas so fat, she went swimming and blamed the icecaps melting for the sea levels rising.
R.P. McMurphy User ID: 34834122 United States 04/07/2013 08:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: BREAKING!!!! Your Mum's so fat... The bitch always sings when it's over. "Moral of the story is I chose a half measure when I should have gone all the way. I'll never make that mistake again. ==== ESTJ-a (Executive) 93% Extroverted, 82% Observant, 83% Thinking, 82% Judging,72% Assertive ====
R.P. McMurphy User ID: 34834122 United States 04/07/2013 08:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: BREAKING!!!! Your Mum's so fat... Yo mamma is so fat... she gets her dresses from Omar the Tent Maker! "Moral of the story is I chose a half measure when I should have gone all the way. I'll never make that mistake again. ==== ESTJ-a (Executive) 93% Extroverted, 82% Observant, 83% Thinking, 82% Judging,72% Assertive ====
davvi User ID: 3677166 United States 04/07/2013 08:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: BREAKING!!!! Your Mum's so fat... Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her
Inactive-Activist (OP) User ID: 4984723 United Kingdom 04/07/2013 08:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: BREAKING!!!! Your Mum's so fat... Yo mama so fat. I quit, you guys are too good xxxb They may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one...

Anonymous Coward User ID: 37566761 United States 04/07/2013 08:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: BREAKING!!!! Your Mum's so fat... She so fat; Her doctor discovered a lost pigmy tribe living in da crack of her ass.
Shoot straight Johnny User ID: 37422361 United Kingdom 04/07/2013 08:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: BREAKING!!!! Your Mum's so fat... Yo momma so fat, wherever you choose to sit in the room, you are sat next to her. The chariots of God are tens of thousands, and thousands of thousands.
Inactive-Activist (OP) User ID: 4984723 United Kingdom 04/07/2013 08:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: BREAKING!!!! Your Mum's so fat... Your Mum is so fat she has smaller fat bitches orbiting her. They may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one...
Anonymous Coward User ID: 37608303 Brazil 04/07/2013 08:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: BREAKING!!!! Your Mum's so fat... Your mum's so fat that the government will replace HAARP by her as an earthquake-generating weapon!
Inactive-Activist (OP) User ID: 4984723 United Kingdom 04/07/2013 08:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: BREAKING!!!! Your Mum's so fat... Your mama SO fat I had to roll over three times just to get off the bitch! They may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one...

Inactive-Activist (OP) User ID: 4984723 United Kingdom 04/07/2013 08:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: BREAKING!!!! Your Mum's so fat... Oh no you didn't! Yo mommas so fat, she bent over, blocked out the sun and sent the nibiru tards running for their bunkers. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30238953 My favourite! They may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one...
Shoot straight Johnny User ID: 37422361 United Kingdom 04/07/2013 08:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: BREAKING!!!! Your Mum's so fat... Yo momma so fat scientists have reclassified her as an alternative universe The chariots of God are tens of thousands, and thousands of thousands.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 4970868 United States 04/07/2013 08:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: BREAKING!!!! Your Mum's so fat... Your mamas so fat when she goes out with her red dress on all the kids yell "HEY KOOL-AID"!!
Inactive-Activist (OP) User ID: 4984723 United Kingdom 04/07/2013 08:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: BREAKING!!!! Your Mum's so fat... Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her Quoting: davvi Fucking CLASS IN A GLASS! They may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one...
Anonymous Coward User ID: 37635198 United States 04/07/2013 08:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: BREAKING!!!! Your Mum's so fat... Oh no you didn't! Yo mommas so fat, she bent over, blocked out the sun and sent the nibiru tards running for their bunkers. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30238953 lol
Anonymous Coward User ID: 37460340 United States 04/07/2013 08:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: BREAKING!!!! Your Mum's so fat... yo momma so fat i told her to jump for joy she said "which one? almond?" bitch i aint speakin about a candy bar!
Anonymous Coward User ID: 37635198 United States 04/07/2013 08:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: BREAKING!!!! Your Mum's so fat... yo mama so fat her blood type is ragu.
Inactive-Activist (OP) User ID: 4984723 United Kingdom 04/07/2013 09:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: BREAKING!!!! Your Mum's so fat... yo mama so fat her blood type is ragu. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37635198 Oh man you are killing me!!! They may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one...
ar-15 nut User ID: 1281306 United States 04/07/2013 09:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: BREAKING!!!! Your Mum's so fat... Yo mama is so fat her blood type is Ragu We are a REPUBLIC.If we can keep it MORAN! A pissed off American Veteran!
Anonymous Coward User ID: 34050058 United States 04/07/2013 09:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: BREAKING!!!! Your Mum's so fat... Yo mama so hairy, Bigfoot takes pictures of HER.

Anonymous Coward User ID: 34050058 United States 04/07/2013 09:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: BREAKING!!!! Your Mum's so fat... Yo mama so fat, she got on a scale and it said 'to be continued'.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 34050058 United States 04/07/2013 09:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: BREAKING!!!! Your Mum's so fat... Yo mama so stupid she thought the board of education was a piece of wood.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 34050058 United States 04/07/2013 09:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: BREAKING!!!! Your Mum's so fat... Yo mama so ugly, when she tried to enter an ugly contest, they told her 'no professionals'.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 32047496 United States 04/07/2013 09:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: BREAKING!!!! Your Mum's so fat... Your mom's so fat that every time she farts, she produces a god particle.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 34050058 United States 04/07/2013 09:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: BREAKING!!!! Your Mum's so fat... Yo mama so hairy they filmed Gorillas in the Mist in her shower.

Anonymous Coward User ID: 37636799 Australia 04/07/2013 09:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: BREAKING!!!! Your Mum's so fat... Your mama is so fat , when she walked in front of the tv , I missed 3 seasons of Seinfeld
Shoot straight Johnny User ID: 37422361 United Kingdom 04/07/2013 09:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: BREAKING!!!! Your Mum's so fat... Yo momma so fat, when she goes to a restaurant and looks at the menu she says 'OK' The chariots of God are tens of thousands, and thousands of thousands.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 32047496 United States 04/07/2013 09:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: BREAKING!!!! Your Mum's so fat... Your mom's so fat, the last time she tried to get an abortion, they ended up having to abort the doctor.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 8656872 United States 04/07/2013 09:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: BREAKING!!!! Your Mum's so fat... the universe got jealous!
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