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DENNIS RODMAN FOR AMBASSADOR TO NORTH KOREA

 
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DENNIS RODMAN FOR AMBASSADOR TO NORTH KOREA
Basketball hero Dennis Rodman, formerly with the Chicago Bulls and Michael Jordan’s stellar team during the 90’s, has been endorsed by a grass roots movement to serve as Honorary Ambassador to North Korea.
This honor is highly justified towards defusing the warlike condition expressed by North Korea’s Supreme Commander, Kim Jong-Un, in Pyongyang, a city of two-million with very little electricity, running water or telephones. Food and gasoline are rationed to the working classes and any dissension is punished severely.
Rodman recently demonstrated his charm and congeniality, sitting along side Jong-Un, sharing his tales on the basketball court with such stars as Julius Erving, Jerry West, Elgin Baylor, Michael Jordan and Larry Bird. He then presented the Supreme Commander with two autographed blue balls to play with.
During his visit to North Korea, Rodman and Jong-Un played one-on-one in the Supreme Commander’s spectacular gym. Rodman made 28 baskets out of 30 from the outer circle and Jong-Un managed only one bucket out of ten, quitting the game due to exhaustion and his need for emergency oxygen.
Nevertheless, the Little Dictator continues to enjoy watching basketball games on his private TV cable channel and swallows an average of four super sized double malted milk shakes a day with multiple fries and a dozen Honey Boo-Boo chocolates.
He manages to hide his 300 pounds under a fashionable cloak designed by a French tent maker.
All members of Congress are being urged to meet in a special session and appoint Dennis Rodman as Ambassador to North Korea for a two-year period, and open an embassy in Pyongyang with a staff of former NBA players.
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Re: DENNIS RODMAN FOR AMBASSADOR TO NORTH KOREA
cool. let's send him on the first missile headed that way

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