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Why is it that you don't get mouse flavored cat food.

 
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Re: Why is it that you don't get mouse flavored cat food.
cat food is made with the bottom of the barrow cuts of meat.
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I doubt that.It has higher standards then food people eat from cans.The food I feed my cats smells better than most people canned foods and the list of ingredients on one variety I feed are turkey,brown rice,garden greens
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Re: Why is it that you don't get mouse flavored cat food.
If you have an indoor cat, you could have a giant terrarium where you would place the cat, and then drop mice or rats into one at a time.

It would provide a gladiator sort of entertainment, kind of like cock-fights, and you could even charge admission. Of course the guests would start placing bets, and you could sell a lot of beer and snacks in the mean time.

catdanceratdanceratdancecatdance
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your not very nice.. and if this was true.. you could do this.. and be entertained?.. who has hope?.. you seem not far from throwing in a knife at your mma events.. wonder what the universe thinks?.. hmmm..
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Re: Why is it that you don't get mouse flavored cat food.
If you have an indoor cat, you could have a giant terrarium where you would place the cat, and then drop mice or rats into one at a time.

It would provide a gladiator sort of entertainment, kind of like cock-fights, and you could even charge admission. Of course the guests would start placing bets, and you could sell a lot of beer and snacks in the mean time.

catdanceratdanceratdancecatdance
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Who wants to pay to see a weak challenge like that.

Why not get real, jump in the ring with a unicorn.

What's the matter too much of a pussy? Gotta chase around little CHILDREN kitty kitty?

How about a baby unicorn...vs 7 of you pussies.

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Re: Why is it that you don't get mouse flavored cat food.
If you have an indoor cat, you could have a giant terrarium where you would place the cat, and then drop mice or rats into one at a time.

It would provide a gladiator sort of entertainment, kind of like cock-fights, and you could even charge admission. Of course the guests would start placing bets, and you could sell a lot of beer and snacks in the mean time.

catdanceratdanceratdancecatdance
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your not very nice.. and if this was true.. you could do this.. and be entertained?.. who has hope?.. you seem not far from throwing in a knife at your mma events.. wonder what the universe thinks?.. hmmm..
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Not my style personally, but I don't get too preachy either, because humans do things far worse than this even in their so called normal life, especially those who are after money.

If you feel the idea is un-dude, I might abide by that, because for me personally it would be un-dude.

Cock fighting is real popular in Mexico and I don't participate in that for personal reasons, but I don't rag on them about it either.

...all in the details and the slippery slope to Daniel in the Lions den maybe.

but that ain't sayin much, because I eat meat sometimes too.

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Re: Why is it that you don't get mouse flavored cat food.
If you have an indoor cat, you could have a giant terrarium where you would place the cat, and then drop mice or rats into one at a time.

It would provide a gladiator sort of entertainment, kind of like cock-fights, and you could even charge admission. Of course the guests would start placing bets, and you could sell a lot of beer and snacks in the mean time.

catdanceratdanceratdancecatdance
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your not very nice.. and if this was true.. you could do this.. and be entertained?.. who has hope?.. you seem not far from throwing in a knife at your mma events.. wonder what the universe thinks?.. hmmm..
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Not my style personally, but I don't get too preachy either, because humans do things far worse than this even in their so called normal life, especially those who are after money.

If you feel the idea is un-dude, I might abide by that, because for me personally it would be un-dude.

Cock fighting is real popular in Mexico and I don't participate in that for personal reasons, but I don't rag on them about it either.

...all in the details and the slippery slope to Daniel in the Lions den maybe.

but that ain't sayin much, because I eat meat sometimes too.

:tootless:
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Mickey Mouse is gonna make you yall eat GRASS... or chuck you into his unicorn den...

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Re: Why is it that you don't get mouse flavored cat food.
The 'cat' food, is being sold and marketed to humans.

Humans have a subconscious 'eek' reaction, to mice, or anything associated with this.
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Mickey Mouse is gonna make you yall eat GRASS... or chuck you into his unicorn den...

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Mickey Mouse would have chucked Walt Disney into his unicorn den first of all. If you only knew.

In fact I think maybe he did.
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Re: Why is it that you don't get mouse flavored cat food.
The 'cat' food, is being sold and marketed to humans.

Humans have a subconscious 'eek' reaction, to mice, or anything associated with this.
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Better make sure there aren't any elephants around.

Mickey might go 'BOO'...and they will trample you cats trying to get away.

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Re: Why is it that you don't get mouse flavored cat food.
Mickey Mouse is gonna make you yall eat GRASS... or chuck you into his unicorn den...

[link to disneyparks.disney.go.com]
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Mickey Mouse would have chucked Walt Disney into his unicorn den first of all. If you only knew.

In fact I think maybe he did.
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What makes you think that?
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cats enjoy the hunting of mice more than the consumption or flavor
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Yup! I noticed that with my cat. They will only eat mice when they really need to. Given the choice of food, they will hunt mice but won't eat them.
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1dunno1
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Yeah...and hows about sparrow, pigeon, grasshopper and crane fly too.

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Re: Why is it that you don't get mouse flavored cat food.
because all the mice are used in laboratory experiments and in human food =)
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Re: Why is it that you don't get mouse flavored cat food.
Mickey Mouse is gonna make you yall eat GRASS... or chuck you into his unicorn den...

[link to disneyparks.disney.go.com]
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Mickey Mouse would have chucked Walt Disney into his unicorn den first of all. If you only knew.

In fact I think maybe he did.
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Walt gave Mickey crappy jobs, no pay, and his artists were under-paid and got no credit.
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1dunno1
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A lot of those on gov assistance would never eat it
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Then old people wouldn't eat it.
Wild Weasels? You've got to be shitting me!
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1dunno1
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Main reason is because mice can carry diseases and to process that type food [rodent] would be too expensive.
They usually wont eat them anyway if they have other food.Its just the hunt and play with and kill instinct most likely.Occasionally I will find one on my back porch that the ferrel cats have killed but they always just leave it there.Have never actually seen them eat one but they do have food on the porch daily.
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Wow you Americans are dof. do you really think I really want to know. The proper reaction would be a humerus response. Nuke m already
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well dipshit some of us like a little trivia with our fun.I always find little stuff like that interesting so fuck off or skip over it if you dont want to know
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1dunno1
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Main reason is because mice can carry diseases and to process that type food [rodent] would be too expensive.
They usually wont eat them anyway if they have other food.Its just the hunt and play with and kill instinct most likely.Occasionally I will find one on my back porch that the ferrel cats have killed but they always just leave it there.Have never actually seen them eat one but they do have food on the porch daily.
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You must be a city boy.
Our cats LOVE field mice. To death.
God didn't make any food on the Earth that is
better for a cat, than a mouse.
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No country as can be but if you feed them cat food then they dont eat mice if they are not hungry.simple as that.
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Re: Why is it that you don't get mouse flavored cat food.
Epic question of the day award!
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I totally agree
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Re: Why is it that you don't get mouse flavored cat food.
Because I don't want mouse flavored cat food.

And as far as food for the cat, I only buy him the cheapest kibble, as backup so he doesn't eat the chickens. The chickens eat most of the kibble anyhow. Chickens are omnivores and they lay bigger eggs if they eat more protein.

When the cat gets hungry he lets me know by getting aggressive with the hens and I pay him with a raw egg, which he prefers over kibble. He has never injured a hen even though he gets aggressive.

The yard got overrun with rats and mice that got wise to the traps, and since the cat is there, hardly a sign of rodents, although no evidence he has eaten any either.

The cat also corrals the hens up at night into their coop, like a sheep dog would.

It seems we have an agreement worked out that way.
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Re: Why is it that you don't get mouse flavored cat food.
cats enjoy the hunting of mice more than the consumption or flavor
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Yup! I noticed that with my cat. They will only eat mice when they really need to. Given the choice of food, they will hunt mice but won't eat them.
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Where are you people from?
Cats prefer mice over ANY food.
I can't tell you how many field mice I've watched
go down the hatch.

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Re: Why is it that you don't get mouse flavored cat food.
You ever heard of barn cats?
Out here in the country you HAVE to have barn cats.
They keep down the mice population.
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Does dog food taste like ass and balls?
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LOL!!! Actually dog food is very bland (don't ask).
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Does dog food taste like ass and balls?
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LOL!!! Actually dog food is very bland (don't ask).
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What about
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Re: Why is it that you don't get mouse flavored cat food.
LOL Well, lets see... then my cat would want:

Bird Flavor
Hamster Flavor (she tried to get my daughters hamster)
Goldfish Flavor
Fly Flavor
Spider Flavor
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1dunno1
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A frantic woman called her doctor and stated that she had no time to explain but that a mouse was in her vagina and she was horrified.

The doctor gasped and gave the woman a brief set of instructions over the phone and said that he was on the way over to her house to handle the emergency.

Upon arrival at the woman's house the doctor noticed the woman lying on her back naked with her legs spread and waiving a fish in front of her gaping vadge.

The doctor was horrified and immediately shouted, "I told you to bait the mouse with cheese!!"

The woman quickly replied, "Since I called you, a cat chased the mouse...now I have to bait the cat!!"
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Re: Why is it that you don't get mouse flavored cat food.
LOL Well, lets see... then my cat would want:

Bird Flavor
Hamster Flavor (she tried to get my daughters hamster)
Goldfish Flavor
Fly Flavor
Spider Flavor
 Quoting: Earth Daughter


What do they feed the wild cats in the Zoos in India?

Hindu Flavor?

Turban Flavor?
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1dunno1
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A frantic woman called her doctor and stated that she had no time to explain but that a mouse was in her vagina and she was horrified.

The doctor gasped and gave the woman a brief set of instructions over the phone and said that he was on the way over to her house to handle the emergency.

Upon arrival at the woman's house the doctor noticed the woman lying on her back naked with her legs spread and waiving a fish in front of her gaping vadge.

The doctor was horrified and immediately shouted, "I told you to bait the mouse with cheese!!"

The woman quickly replied, "Since I called you, a cat chased the mouse...now I have to bait the cat!!"

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Re: Why is it that you don't get mouse flavored cat food.
LOL Well, lets see... then my cat would want:

Bird Flavor
Hamster Flavor (she tried to get my daughters hamster)
Goldfish Flavor
Fly Flavor
Spider Flavor
 Quoting: Earth Daughter


What do they feed the wild cats in the Zoos in India?

Hindu Flavor?

Turban Flavor?

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