BREAKING NK sub spotted in HUDSON BAY CANADA

You're supposed to buy a lottery ticket when that happens to you, you know? Means good luck is coming your way.

oh NO, not Detroit! That could cause hundreds of dollars in damages!

prolly just a humanitarian mission to bring us some surplus kim-chee

Hey I live near Detroit.

our condolences.

I love it when you talk dirty!

This^

Trust me though, nobody is going to bother with detroit. Maybe 20-30 years ago, now it's mostly a shithole, population way down. I mean there are some cool places and people there, but Chicago would be much more likely, it's much more influential.

They are headed to Canada for a beer run!

Only the good Canadian brews will do for Kim Jung Un.

Then the submarine crew realized that even yogurt has more culture than Manitoba and so they headed back to NK

We have sub hunter planes, P3 Orion's or something similar, based in Winnipeg and those guys are normally flying regularly. The travel time to Hudson's Bay is literally just a short hop. If NK subs were there, they would be sunk by now by a nice air dropped torpedo.

I did not know that. Cool. Any more info?

Please don't bullshit about this. Way too scary.

It was supposed to be 3 hour tour but the weather started getting rough....

OP, any updates?

Was their tiny ship tossed? Luckily for that fearless crew their submarine won't get lost.

Well the OP is not even providing tweets or anything of substance, might as well go to bed.

LMFAO, just....

LMFAO!!

How can the guys in the town in MB tell that's it's a North Korean sub?

LOL..

I would laugh about this too if Kim un...was not so crazy.
Does anyone know the transit time for a sub from Korea to the North Atlantic/Hudson bay area. Take that calculation for how long their subs have been missing?

Cool.

Unless they were told not ta do it...

What kind of satellite websites are down?

Best thread of the day Opie, though somehow I suspect it was an accident on your part.

Thanks everyone for the lolz.