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What does God need with a starship?

 
theorigionalzombiekil​ler
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What does God need with a starship?
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Re: What does God need with a starship?
this being seems to be a little sketchy by my first impression
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Re: What does God need with a starship?
this being seems to be a little sketchy by my first impression
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Just make sure you ask the "Almighty" for his I.D.

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Re: What does God need with a starship?
This is clearly a nod to Erich von Daniken's Chariots of the Gods book.

In which the theory that humanity's 'creator' God was actually an ancient (Alien) astronaut.

It doesn't dismiss the concpet of God, it actually explains it. That God was an advanced being who created and manipulated life through genetic engineering.

This theory is supported through many ancient cultures and religions, including the Summerians creation mythologies.

The scary concept behind this leads us to the modern day Christian Bible... that God, is much like a "man"...

Angry, petty, jealous, lustful, vengeful, etc.

As implied in this classic Star Trek film.

Now, let's take it one step further. Imagine that "God" is alive today and in the flesh so to speak... has the 'personality' of a human with full emotions but is advanced with the power of life/death/creation on a universal scale.

Surprise!

True Story.

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Re: What does God need with a starship?
This is clearly a nod to Erich von Daniken's Chariots of the Gods book.

In which the theory that humanity's 'creator' God was actually an ancient (Alien) astronaut.

It doesn't dismiss the concpet of God, it actually explains it. That God was an advanced being who created and manipulated life through genetic engineering.

This theory is supported through many ancient cultures and religions, including the Summerians creation mythologies.

The scary concept behind this leads us to the modern day Christian Bible... that God, is much like a "man"...

Angry, petty, jealous, lustful, vengeful, etc.

As implied in this classic Star Trek film.

Now, let's take it one step further. Imagine that "God" is alive today and in the flesh so to speak... has the 'personality' of a human with full emotions but is advanced with the power of life/death/creation on a universal scale.

Surprise!

True Story.
 Quoting: Knowbody Special


Can he be shot in the face?
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Re: What does God need with a starship?
this being seems to be a little sketchy by my first impression
 Quoting: Paradise Havona


Just make sure you ask the "Almighty" for his I.D.
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Trust me man... that is the first thing I do anytime I meet anything.... that is probably some of the best advice you could give anyone in my opinion
i get on this site... way too much
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Re: What does God need with a starship?
God doesn't technology of any kind, but humans sure do use it.
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Re: What does God need with a starship?
God doesn't technology of any kind, but humans sure do use it.
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Are you sure "God doesn't technology"?
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Re: What does God need with a starship?
God doesn't technology of any kind, but humans sure do use it.
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Are you sure "God doesn't technology"?
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bump
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Re: What does God need with a starship?
God doesn't technology of any kind, but humans sure do use it.
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Are you sure "God doesn't technology"?
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What if god is technology?
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Re: What does God need with a starship?
This is clearly a nod to Erich von Daniken's Chariots of the Gods book.

In which the theory that humanity's 'creator' God was actually an ancient (Alien) astronaut.

It doesn't dismiss the concpet of God, it actually explains it. That God was an advanced being who created and manipulated life through genetic engineering.

This theory is supported through many ancient cultures and religions, including the Summerians creation mythologies.

The scary concept behind this leads us to the modern day Christian Bible... that God, is much like a "man"...

Angry, petty, jealous, lustful, vengeful, etc.

As implied in this classic Star Trek film.

Now, let's take it one step further. Imagine that "God" is alive today and in the flesh so to speak... has the 'personality' of a human with full emotions but is advanced with the power of life/death/creation on a universal scale.

Surprise!

True Story.
 Quoting: Knowbody Special


Can he be shot in the face?
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Sure! Good luck with that.

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Re: What does God need with a starship?
Wow! Just reread the three temptations of Christ. Did Abraham fall for it? Follow me and I will give you the world.
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Re: What does God need with a starship?
This is clearly a nod to Erich von Daniken's Chariots of the Gods book.

In which the theory that humanity's 'creator' God was actually an ancient (Alien) astronaut.

It doesn't dismiss the concpet of God, it actually explains it. That God was an advanced being who created and manipulated life through genetic engineering.

This theory is supported through many ancient cultures and religions, including the Summerians creation mythologies.

The scary concept behind this leads us to the modern day Christian Bible... that God, is much like a "man"...

Angry, petty, jealous, lustful, vengeful, etc.

As implied in this classic Star Trek film.

Now, let's take it one step further. Imagine that "God" is alive today and in the flesh so to speak... has the 'personality' of a human with full emotions but is advanced with the power of life/death/creation on a universal scale.

Surprise!

True Story.
 Quoting: Knowbody Special


Can he be shot in the face?
 Quoting: theorigionalzombiekiller


Sure! Good luck with that.

[link to www.youtube.com]


 Quoting: Knowbody Special


Hmmmmm. Maybe I won't try that after all.
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Re: What does God need with a starship?
Wow! Just reread the three temptations of Christ. Did Abraham fall for it? Follow me and I will give you the world.
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Abso-fucking-lutly.
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Re: What does God need with a starship?
God doesn't technology of any kind, but humans sure do use it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5070268


Are you sure "God doesn't technology"?
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What if god is technology?
 Quoting: theorigionalzombiekiller


Technology is just a tool. Everything is made out of light and that goes beyond our idea of technology. I could appreciate a drive through the countryside in a car or speeder as opposed to just traveling their by thought. I look forward to it.
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Re: What does God need with a starship?
Love this thread! Haha! The "chariots" of the gods. Gotta love it! Man, I can't wait to be inside one of those suckers. Hopefully, I can fly one one day.
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Re: What does God need with a starship?
Ezekiel's Wheel. Look it up.
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Re: What does God need with a starship?
technology have no heart
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Re: What does God need with a starship?
Actually, I think you mean Highway Man - Johnny Cash
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Re: What does God need with a starship?
Love this thread! Haha! The "chariots" of the gods. Gotta love it! Man, I can't wait to be inside one of those suckers. Hopefully, I can fly one one day.
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Just hope it doesn't go something like this once you get inside:


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Re: What does God need with a starship?
Wow! Just reread the three temptations of Christ. Did Abraham fall for it? Follow me and I will give you the world.
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Abso-fucking-lutly.
 Quoting: theorigionalzombiekiller


That does not deny Christ however. He was trying to clean up the mess Abraham and Moses made. Why do you think they kept killing lambs. They took it literally! They new Christ was coming and were trying to stop Him.
Moses was following God got the Ten Commandments and decided to add some of his own. Soon though he went a little on the Left Hand Path(lucifer). That is where the freaky view of God come in. They fell for the snake too. He didn't make it to the promised land. Only two people out of 40,000 did. Not good odds. Should raise a teeny red flag.
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Re: What does God need with a starship?
Love this thread! Haha! The "chariots" of the gods. Gotta love it! Man, I can't wait to be inside one of those suckers. Hopefully, I can fly one one day.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12966144


Just hope it doesn't go something like this once you get inside:



 Quoting: theorigionalzombiekiller


Freaky! Lol, they can kill the flesh, IF granted permission, but they can never kill your spirit, which is all that matters.
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Re: What does God need with a starship?
Excuse me, [link to fotolog.terra.com.mx]