This may seem silly, but this is also the sort of reason I never let anyone take out my wisdom teeth. They are called "wisdom teeth"... thus I was paranoid that the mouth people were trying to steal everyone's wisdom.

My Wis teeth are almost all in and they are pretty straight.

Crazy eh?

Actually it is sorta trippy having them come in. You are teething again as an adult. Maybe it links early childhood/baby you to your adult self causing "wisdom" somehow.