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Was Jesus a Liberal?

 
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Was Jesus a Liberal?
I think so.

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Re: Was Jesus a Liberal?
I think so.

Discuss.
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Jesus was beyond labeling. He was very much on his own mission and wasn't particularly concerned about the prevailing political or religious views of the day.
We become like that to which we are devoted. Choose wisely.
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Re: Was Jesus a Liberal?
I think so.

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LIBERTARIAN - LIBERTY - FREEDOM

ONLY WITH TOTAL FREEDOM, MAN CAN REACH VIRTUE.

IF THE MAN IS NOT THE FREE, HOW COULD HE EVER MAKE GOOD DEEDS?

IT'S THE FREEDOM WHAT MAKES THE MAN A MAN.

YOU CAN USE IT FOR YOUR OWN SELFISH PURPOSES, OR FOR HELPING EVERY HUMAN&YOURSELF.

YOURS IS THE CHOICE,
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Re: Was Jesus a Liberal?
I think so.

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Would Jesus have supported the murdering of innocent babies? No
Would Jesus support the tyrannical forces of mankind through government as the liberals do? No
Would Jesus support homosexual marriage or acts? No

Hmmm....I thinking no Op...does your Jesus have a nickname...

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Re: Was Jesus a Liberal?
I think so.

Discuss.
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People who type something and then say DISCUSS.....


DISCUSS THIS!


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Re: Was Jesus a Liberal?
People weren't programmed the same way that we are 2000 years ago.

Jesus Christ was compassionate, and there is little compassion left in this world.... As your OP would suggest.
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Re: Was Jesus a Liberal?
I think so.

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Would Jesus have supported the murdering of innocent babies? No
Would Jesus support the tyrannical forces of mankind through government as the liberals do? No
Would Jesus support homosexual marriage or acts? No

Hmmm....I thinking no Op...does your Jesus have a nickname...

:clady-satan:
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This. No spine snipping devils were supported by Jesus. One star for you.
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Re: Was Jesus a Liberal?
I think so.

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 Quoting: Farrrrrout


Would Jesus have supported the murdering of innocent babies? No
Would Jesus support the tyrannical forces of mankind through government as the liberals do? No
Would Jesus support homosexual marriage or acts? No

Hmmm....I thinking no Op...does your Jesus have a nickname...

:clady-satan:
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Oh Chip, you fucking neocon idiot. Nothing in that fat head of yours at all..... Save for neoconservative rhetoric (which in the objective sense is the same as having nothing at all).
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Re: Was Jesus a Liberal?
I think so.

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 Quoting: Farrrrrout


Would Jesus have supported the murdering of innocent babies? No
Would Jesus support the tyrannical forces of mankind through government as the liberals do? No
Would Jesus support homosexual marriage or acts? No

Hmmm....I thinking no Op...does your Jesus have a nickname...

:clady-satan:
 Quoting: Chip


And of course we must not overlook the fact that planned parenthood was part of the eugenics programs that the Bush family supports.
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Re: Was Jesus a Liberal?
I think so.

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Would Jesus have supported the murdering of innocent babies? No
Would Jesus support the tyrannical forces of mankind through government as the liberals do? No
Would Jesus support homosexual marriage or acts? No

Hmmm....I thinking no Op...does your Jesus have a nickname...

clady-satan
 Quoting: Chip


Oh Chip, you fucking neocon idiot. Nothing in that fat head of yours at all..... Save for neoconservative rhetoric (which in the objective sense is the same as having nothing at all).
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His statement is hardly neo-con rhetoric. It's pretty accurate, actually. At least you liberals are accepting of other people's views, eschewing hateful speech and labels.

Or maybe not.
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Re: Was Jesus a Liberal?
What about his concepts of turning the other cheek, caring for the less fortunate or love thy enemy?
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Re: Was Jesus a Liberal?
long haired hippy, check
free heathcare, check
rebelled against the established system, (definition of liberalism: lib·er·al
/ˈlib(ə)rəl/
Adjective
Open to new behavior or opinions and willing to discard traditional values.) check

and about the supporting abortion thing, i dunno, his dad did give the entire nation of egypt a post-term abortion on first born sons going from the version i have read
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Re: Was Jesus a Liberal?
In the show "the bible" jesus hated the tax collectors! Jeebus the conservative!
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Re: Was Jesus a Liberal?
In the show "the bible" jesus hated the tax collectors! Jeebus the conservative!
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In the Bible itself it didn't exactly work out that way. He even called one of them to be His disciple.
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Re: Was Jesus a Liberal?
I think so.

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People who type something and then say DISCUSS.....


DISCUSS THIS!


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You're right. It annoys me no end when others do it. I'm sorry.

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Re: Was Jesus a Liberal?
He was definitely not into the aggressive energy so prevalent in today's society.
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Re: Was Jesus a Liberal?
Why do we label those who would like universal health care (this is just an eg) socialists like it's an evil doctrine but then Governments (think bailouts) happily hand over billions to corporations?

Privatise the profits and socialise the losses?

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Re: Was Jesus a Liberal?
I think so.

Discuss.
 Quoting: Farrrrrout


Would Jesus have supported the murdering of innocent babies? No
Would Jesus support the tyrannical forces of mankind through government as the liberals do? No
Would Jesus support homosexual marriage or acts? No

Hmmm....I thinking no Op...does your Jesus have a nickname...

clady-satan
 Quoting: Chip


Hmmmmmmm, did you support the invasion of Iraq based on lies and the Neo Cons 9/ll event?
What are your thought on the PATRIOT ACT?
I don't know Jesus position on homosexuality. Could you share with me a direct reference of HIS position?

Satan....anagram....Santa????? WTF????

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Jesus would have been for the death penalty.

I'm sure he hated fags and blacks too.
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Re: Was Jesus a Liberal?
Jesus would have been for the death penalty.

I'm sure he hated fags and blacks too.
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Is this just your personal held belief or do you have a reference for this?
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Re: Was Jesus a Liberal?
He consorted with prostitutes and other dregs of his society. I bet he would have been comfortable with gay marriage.

Of course he was basically a rabbi, so it probably would depend on his interpretation of the Torah.
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I am actually pointing out the contradiction of the religious right. It is just a bonus that I will get negative karma from the libtard idiots who don't recognize the sarcasm.
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People who don't believe in peak oil fall into 3 categories:
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I am actually pointing out the contradiction of the religious right. It is just a bonus that I will get negative karma from the libtard idiots who don't recognize the sarcasm.
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No negative Karma, seems you failed to recognise the sarcasm in my reply also.
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Re: Was Jesus a Liberal?
Since Liberalism is a mental disorder... and so is religion.... then yeah probably.
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Re: Was Jesus a Liberal?
Since Liberalism is a mental disorder... and so is religion.... then yeah probably.
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No conservative Christians?
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Re: Was Jesus a Liberal?
I think so.

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Would Jesus have supported the murdering of innocent babies? No
Would Jesus support the tyrannical forces of mankind through government as the liberals do? No
 Quoting: Chip


Then which version of the Theodicy do you prefer?

Do you anyhow know what the Theodicy is? (I guess not)

Want to help you a bit. See here:
[link to en.wikipedia.org]

Expecting your answer
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Re: Was Jesus a Liberal?
Since Liberalism is a mental disorder... and so is religion.... then yeah probably.
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No conservative Christians?
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'and so is religion' pretty much covers the conservative Christians I think. :)

Meaning, we all have mental impairments. Mostly created by/in our own minds. Liberalism, conservatism, religion... mental constructs.
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Re: Was Jesus a Liberal?
Jesus IS a liberal and his actual
teachings are rejected daily
by conservatives.
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Re: Was Jesus a Liberal?
Jesus IS a liberal and his actual
teachings are rejected daily
by conservatives.
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Yer an idiot.....no question.
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Re: Was Jesus a Liberal?
His followers were mostly Ebionites - proto communists living in villages called Beth Any (House of the Poor) where (as written in the Book of Acts) they shared all their posessions in common. After His death, they spread this model across Europe in the form of monasteries.

He was the heir of Joseph, who was obviously not his birth father. People in Egypt, where He grew up, believed that His mother had been raped by an Ethiopian. Obviously, He supported mixed marriages.

He believed in separation of church and state. When shown a coin that bore the imprint "Augustus Caesar-the Living God", He said "Render unto Caesar what is Caesar's. Render unto God what is God's".

He practised asymmetric warfare. He said "Now is the time for every man to take up a sword." When shown one sword, he said "That is enough." One of his inner circle, Judas Iscariot (ish sicarioth) probably belonged to the sicarii, a fantical sect of suicide assassins, another Simon Zelotes, was probably a Zealot, another rebel group. When a reinforced cohort (1,500 -2,000 men) of Roman soldiers and the Temple Guards (1,000?) came to attack the Jerusalem Beth Any, he met them alone, caused them al to "fall down", got in close to the Roman governor, Pontius Pilate, and made a mockery of his state terror apparatus by rising from the dead. Within 200 years, Roman Caesars and European royalty were claiming Him as the the source of their authority.

He was the leader of an OWS type movement. The Temple in Jerusalem was one of the biggest financial institutions in the Roman Empire. Cheques were written against its treasuy funds. In one day, he drove approximately 20,000 currency traders off the temple mount accusing them of "turning His Father's House into a den of thieves"

He stirred up the people into open rebellion against Rome, by allowing the people to enthrone him on their clan robes, and ride the Royal Donkey into Jerusalem, hailing Him as "the Son of David". His brother, "Bar-Abbas (son of the father. Jesus went by the code name Bar-Adam, son of man or human being), committed murder in the rebellion".

Jesus was far too radical to be called a Liberal or a Conservative. He hated hypocrite of all stripes.
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Re: Was Jesus a Liberal?
I think so.

Discuss.
 Quoting: Farrrrrout


Would Jesus have supported the murdering of innocent babies? No
Would Jesus support the tyrannical forces of mankind through government as the liberals do? No
Would Jesus support homosexual marriage or acts? No

Hmmm....I thinking no Op...does your Jesus have a nickname...

clady-satan
 Quoting: Chip


Oh Chip, you fucking neocon idiot. Nothing in that fat head of yours at all..... Save for neoconservative rhetoric (which in the objective sense is the same as having nothing at all).
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36874476


Incorrect you little faggot. I'm not a neocon.
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. ~Arthur C. Clarke

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. ~Mark Twain

He's a nut-bag! Just because the fucker's got a library card doesn't make him Yoda ~David Mills ~ Se7en!

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