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And so it begins...MSM - Scientific proof we were created by aliens

 
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The original article was posted on 1st April…

University of Kazakhstan…come on people

[link to news.discovery.com]
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Even so, there is truth to this joke
Best way to prepare people for revelations is through humor

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The original article was posted on 1st April…

University of Kazakhstan…come on people

[link to news.discovery.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34761976

Even so, there is truth to this joke
Best way to prepare people for revelations is through humor

Burn those neural pathways for later
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There is a difference between "scientific proof" and pure speculation.
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So, instead GOD, the nonbelievers prefer A:IENS term.


They will be in a big surpise but-sex after death.
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God created us spiritually (souls) and the physical world the aliens live in, aliens created us physically

People will try to cut god out of the equation because they can only accept what they can measure and god defies measurement and their tiny comprehensions.
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Actually, cymatics would explain the self manifesting structure of DNA without aliens

I'm back on the fence
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WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens

It's really ramping up now...we are on the threshold of the posthuman age.

Read more: [link to www.news.com.au]

The scientists also claim that human DNA is ordered so precisely that it reveals an "ensemble of arithmetical and ideographical patterns of symbolic language".
Their research has led the scientists to conclude that we were invented "outside the solar system, already several billion years ago".


Read more: [link to www.news.com.au]
 Quoting: Raskolnikov_IV 17918257


This isn't scientific proof. This is man's propensity to seek and find patterns where none lie.

also lmao scientists in Kazakstan
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The original article was posted on 1st April…

University of Kazakhstan…come on people

[link to news.discovery.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34761976

Even so, there is truth to this joke
Best way to prepare people for revelations is through humor

Burn those neural pathways for later
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36617538


There is a difference between "scientific proof" and pure speculation.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34761976


Yes, it's not proof, but they're prepping you mentally so they can finally tell you in a few years time.

Slow conditioning
You don't tell the truth all at once, people don't like it
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HUMANS ARE NOT NATIVE TO EARTH
MAN WAS CREATED IN THE IMAGE OF THE GODS USING THEIR GENETIC MATERIAL
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In the image of aliens you mean.......not in the image of God, and not native means invasive and destructive species. Sounds about right.
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:tet1:

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HUMANS ARE NOT NATIVE TO EARTH
MAN WAS CREATED IN THE IMAGE OF THE GODS USING THEIR GENETIC MATERIAL
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And God is Superior alien
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Or supreme asshole, we'll only find out if he visits
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The original article was posted on 1st April…

University of Kazakhstan…come on people

[link to news.discovery.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34761976

Even so, there is truth to this joke
Best way to prepare people for revelations is through humor

Burn those neural pathways for later
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36617538


There is a difference between "scientific proof" and pure speculation.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34761976


Yes, it's not proof, but they're prepping you mentally so they can finally tell you in a few years time.

Slow conditioning
You don't tell the truth all at once, people don't like it
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lol
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HUMANS ARE NOT NATIVE TO EARTH
MAN WAS CREATED IN THE IMAGE OF THE GODS USING THEIR GENETIC MATERIAL
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In the image of aliens you mean.......not in the image of God, and not native means invasive and destructive species. Sounds about right.
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Aliens, but they appeared as gods to us, and where they got the human form from is anyone's guess.

Human is just one of god's infinite forms
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Really stupid comment. I'm an atheist yet believe we live for an eternity. I just don't believe we need a god to do it. The article only proves that there was at some point intelligent design. Just not the design ignorant Bible-thumpers believe. The Bible is vastly contradictory and wrong but does show what kind of god you worship. You know the kind: slaughter innocent people because they don't worship him, sends people to "hell" because they don't love him...etc. If a human did those sorts of things we'd do everything in our power to stop them. But if your god does them, somehow you think that's ok?
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HUMANS ARE NOT NATIVE TO EARTH
MAN WAS CREATED IN THE IMAGE OF THE GODS USING THEIR GENETIC MATERIAL
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In the image of aliens you mean.......not in the image of God, and not native means invasive and destructive species. Sounds about right.
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An ancient alien fucked an ape, and a new branch was created.
Creation relates to god me thinks.
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I am ready to go home!

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BACK TO AFRICA WHERE WE ALL CAME FROM!

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...meant this comment ^
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We are stardust, we are golden.

bump
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And we've got to get ourselves back to the Garden.

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Re: And so it begins...MSM - Scientific proof we were created by aliens
Aliens are not to be worshipped
Just because they appear superior to us in everyway does not make them infallible
To our ancestors, they were mistaken for gods
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SO , all nay sayers ... Zack Stichen WAS RIGHT ! The Anunaki DID create the human being. All the fools denying it for SO LONG, afraid their uneducated theories/religions/fairy tales might be dashed.

WELL, they are NOW, fools ! Crawl back under your rocks.
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SO , all nay sayers ... Zack Stichen WAS RIGHT ! The Anunaki DID create the human being. All the fools denying it for SO LONG, afraid their uneducated theories/religions/fairy tales might be dashed.

WELL, they are NOW, fools ! Crawl back under your rocks.
 Quoting: THE Professor ! 26614631


Zach Sitchin couldn't even read sumerian, he was full of shit
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testing tha ground, arent ya ? hf

peace
These dayz through THA REAL RAP (element of hip-hop)--------------------------------------EACH ONE TEACH ONE----------------------------------------P.OSiTiVE
-> (THERE iS NO REAL RAP ON TV or RADiOs) <- ----------------------------------------------------NO JUSTICE----------------------------------------------E​.NERGY
is the only way youths listen to--------------------------------------------------------​------------------------JUST US---------------------------------------A.CTiVATES
t​he Prophets !!! ------------------------------------"..artificial physical material posessions posses you-------------------------------------------------------​-C.ONSTANT
----------------------------------------------------------​-------------------you are your own self rescue-----------------------------------------------------​-------E.LEVATiON
PROOF -> 'CAN YOU CATCH iT???' --------------------------------------GOD BLESS YOU " [link to www.youtube.com] ----------------------------

remembah: FEAR iS THA MiND-KiLLAH [link to www.youtube.com]

separation is the ego's greatest politRick-------------------------------------------------​----------------------------------------
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CONTROL YOUR OWN THOUGHT PATTERNS ! Do NOT allow to be controlled ! --------------------
-------------------------------------​-------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------- SELF-DESTRUCTION IS THA POWA
LiGHT = iNFORMATiON ;D ----------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------​--- WITHOUT KNOWING WHAT THE FUNCTION IS !!!!
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peace2daUNIVERSE------------------- There's NO MYSTERiES, ONLY KNOWLEDGE & iGNORANCE ----------------- SAD TO SEE MEDICINE DIVORCE MORALITY... ;/
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I believe you man, because he came to me in the form of a pigeon made of pure love and told me the exact same thing. He also said that as an introductory offer, platinum membership would be free for a limited time only, and commanded me to inform evetyone to hurry on to heaven lest ye miss out!
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I wasn't supposed to say anything about this because it doesn't really start until Friday, but at God's website (www.God.com) you can order a Members Club card, where each time you convert a heathen you get Gods Club points, which can be later redeemed for rewards in Heaven.

I'm going for the gold emblazoned bomber jacket.
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are you not forgetting that most athiests etc believe they are apes and consequently have IQ's that match - try going down to the zoo and see if you can convince bobo to wiseup - before setting your club points target ???
deadhorse goodluck with the sheep
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Them god would be the best description of alien ever
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some interesting thoughts..

Humans did not evolve naturally on earth. For millions of years what did evolve naturally were the various apish species that science considers our ancestors. But starting several hundred thousand years ago, advanced alien groups began modifying these primitive apes to become more intelligent and dexterous so that they could be used for slave labor. Since that time, this upgraded species has
been upgraded again and again, becoming less like apes and more ike the aliens themselves. Other alien groups did their own modi-fications, creating their own unique types of humans by inserting the genetics of several different alien races. This led to a great di-versification of the human species, differences in skin color, hair types, and other less obvious traits.

That aliens genetically engineered mankind means only that
they created our bodies, not our souls.
The soul to its body is like a driver to his car. When a car company manufactures a new model,the driver can switch over to the newer model.


More Here,Page 61

[link to montalk.net]

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I have studied a lot of religions during my day. During my childhood, I was exposed to almost every religion on the planet by my mother, who was a truth seeker, and tried many religions from 7th Day Adventist, to the I Am, and everything in between. During my teens, I was on a quest to find a pure religion, that was not controlled by human greed, as I have always been very spiritual, and a truth seeker as well. I even heard the music of the spheres during this quest. I found that organized religion is pretty much bullshit, a form of control at best. I have found, all the answers you need, are inside, you just have to seek them.

Everyday, in some form or another, I think about God. God is a state of mind, no more, no less. Your mind creates your God, your experiences, your enviroment, what you have learned throughout this journey called life.

Evolution does not make sense to me. This planet is not old enough for the process's it would take to make a male and female, have each one survive long enough to mate, then have their offspring survive long enough to repeat the process enough times to create a species, and then do this a for the hundreds of millions of species on this planet.

Christianity does not make sense either, the whole six day thing of how we were created, is just contrary to everything I see in nature, or science (which are the few places I really feel I find the truth). The complexity and interaction of each species, including us humans, just couldn't happen in six days.

This brings me to aliens, which is the only logical explanation for our existence on this planet, in my mind. You can debate this all you want, you won't change my mind, and I won't change yours, we each need to find our own path.
The only constant is change

The winds of anger, blows out the candle of intelligence

"Slowly, like moisture entering the dying tree trunk, slowly filling and rotting it, so did the world and inertia creep into Siddhartha's soul; it slowly filled his soul, made it heavy, made it tired, sent it to sleep"

"One must find the source within one's own Self, one must possess it"
Siddhartha
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some interesting thoughts..

Humans did not evolve naturally on earth. For millions of years what did evolve naturally were the various apish species that science considers our ancestors. But starting several hundred thousand years ago, advanced alien groups began modifying these primitive apes to become more intelligent and dexterous so that they could be used for slave labor. Since that time, this upgraded species has
been upgraded again and again, becoming less like apes and more ike the aliens themselves. Other alien groups did their own modi-fications, creating their own unique types of humans by inserting the genetics of several different alien races. This led to a great di-versification of the human species, differences in skin color, hair types, and other less obvious traits.

That aliens genetically engineered mankind means only that
they created our bodies, not our souls.
The soul to its body is like a driver to his car. When a car company manufactures a new model,the driver can switch over to the newer model.


More Here,Page 61

[link to montalk.net]
 Quoting: Pyractomena borealis


tyre



peace yoo hf
These dayz through THA REAL RAP (element of hip-hop)--------------------------------------EACH ONE TEACH ONE----------------------------------------P.OSiTiVE
-> (THERE iS NO REAL RAP ON TV or RADiOs) <- ----------------------------------------------------NO JUSTICE----------------------------------------------E​.NERGY
is the only way youths listen to--------------------------------------------------------​------------------------JUST US---------------------------------------A.CTiVATES
t​he Prophets !!! ------------------------------------"..artificial physical material posessions posses you-------------------------------------------------------​-C.ONSTANT
----------------------------------------------------------​-------------------you are your own self rescue-----------------------------------------------------​-------E.LEVATiON
PROOF -> 'CAN YOU CATCH iT???' --------------------------------------GOD BLESS YOU " [link to www.youtube.com] ----------------------------

remembah: FEAR iS THA MiND-KiLLAH [link to www.youtube.com]

separation is the ego's greatest politRick-------------------------------------------------​----------------------------------------
[link to www.youtube.com]

CONTROL YOUR OWN THOUGHT PATTERNS ! Do NOT allow to be controlled ! --------------------
-------------------------------------​-------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------- SELF-DESTRUCTION IS THA POWA
LiGHT = iNFORMATiON ;D ----------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------​--- WITHOUT KNOWING WHAT THE FUNCTION IS !!!!
------------------------------------------------------​-------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------- [link to www.youtube.com]
peace2daUNIVERSE------------------- There's NO MYSTERiES, ONLY KNOWLEDGE & iGNORANCE ----------------- SAD TO SEE MEDICINE DIVORCE MORALITY... ;/
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As an atheist, I'm totally terrified.

No, I am. Really.
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Well, finally!

Wait till they find out it is a failed experiment, and the "Human" has earned the status of "Vermin".

The experimenters are getting ready to call in their "Exterminator" crew.
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WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens

It's really ramping up now...we are on the threshold of the posthuman age.

Read more: [link to www.news.com.au]

The scientists also claim that human DNA is ordered so precisely that it reveals an "ensemble of arithmetical and ideographical patterns of symbolic language".
Their research has led the scientists to conclude that we were invented "outside the solar system, already several billion years ago".


Read more: [link to www.news.com.au]
 Quoting: Raskolnikov_IV 17918257


Or put another way, we were created by God. I guess that old book called The Bible was right after all. At this point, all the atheists are shitting themselves because they are now guaranteed an eternity in hell!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37075272


The bible tells the true story of creation. It is a story that was dumbed down for tards to understand. The problem with the bibletards is that they are too stupid to comprehend where humans came from (aliens are our "creator" aka God) and as a result if the try God presented itself to them they would deny their true God because he/she/it would not be an old man dressed in a white robe with a white beard who lives on a cloud. Oh the irony.
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WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens

It's really ramping up now...we are on the threshold of the posthuman age.

Read more: [link to www.news.com.au]

The scientists also claim that human DNA is ordered so precisely that it reveals an "ensemble of arithmetical and ideographical patterns of symbolic language".
Their research has led the scientists to conclude that we were invented "outside the solar system, already several billion years ago".


Read more: [link to www.news.com.au]
 Quoting: Raskolnikov_IV 17918257


well someone screwed up somewhat..
lol
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The only ones that this would surprise are hard core religous people that believe we magically appeared out of thin air.

Otherwise - answer this question:

What is an alien, and why would we be so foolish as to presume we aren't also aliens? We are not the center of the universe.

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