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BREAKING NEWS: Homeland Security reports that missile test from North Korea is imminent

 
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imminent-about to happen

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This term "imminent" is getting out of control. I think GLP needs to take a vote on a timeline that defines imminent.
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Imminent is later than immediate, but sooner than indeterminate.
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I don't think the general population can understand that concept
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This term "imminent" is getting out of control. I think GLP needs to take a vote on a timeline that defines imminent.
 Quoting: Non-Welfare Recipient


Good idea! Something like the hospital pain scale.
 Quoting: TOTRhombus


What's that?
Numb, Hmmm, Ouch, Damn, Fuck!
1dunno1
 Quoting: The Comedian


Pretty much. They post them in ERs with lots of facial expression pics since most of their patients don't speak English.
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how do we know it will be a Test?
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This term "imminent" is getting out of control. I think GLP needs to take a vote on a timeline that defines imminent.
 Quoting: Non-Welfare Recipient


Good idea! Something like the hospital pain scale.
 Quoting: TOTRhombus


What's that?
Numb, Hmmm, Ouch, Damn, Fuck!
1dunno1
 Quoting: The Comedian


Pretty much. They post them in ERs with lots of facial expression pics since most of their patients don't speak English.
 Quoting: TOTRhombus


and don't have to pay the medical bill????
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There's no reason to be concerned. WTF's wrong you people?
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how do we know it will be a Test?
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Because MSM says so. Must be true. sheep
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This term "imminent" is getting out of control. I think GLP needs to take a vote on a timeline that defines imminent.
 Quoting: Non-Welfare Recipient


Good idea! Something like the hospital pain scale.
 Quoting: TOTRhombus


What's that?
Numb, Hmmm, Ouch, Damn, Fuck!
1dunno1
 Quoting: The Comedian


We're talking GLP here. The scale would be

1 : Shill
2 : Uncle
3 - 10 : bring in the maters!"
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Seeing that the missiles are fuelled and ready to go dont they have to launch within a certain amount of time?
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04/10/2013 12:26 PM
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FEAR FEAR FEAR FEAR.

You guys are contributing the the awful conditions in this world, good job!
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There's no reason to be concerned. WTF's wrong you people?
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That list is extremely long and by extremely I mean fucking long
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hi alll

i need some help
wheres the post with some links - reuters

does it have a link??

where i can find??

ty

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Seeing that the missiles are fuelled and ready to go dont they have to launch within a certain amount of time?
 Quoting: Robert The Bobert


Popular belief is 48 hrs.
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This term "imminent" is getting out of control. I think GLP needs to take a vote on a timeline that defines imminent.
 Quoting: Non-Welfare Recipient


Imminent is later than immediate, but sooner than indeterminate.
 Quoting: The Comedian


Thank you for clarifying! That's been bugging the shit out of me!
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Why cant they blow up in their launchers before taking off? Farting ki
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how do we know it will be a Test?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37462097

Exactly what I've been asking on other forums. I don't think they can till they plot the trajectory (one would hope they would have time to do it).
That said - if the missile is scheduled to fly over another territory - what is to stop them detonating said missile mid flight?
Can't find the link right now but it is believed they have the technology to launch an EMP attack.
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FEAR FEAR FEAR FEAR.

You guys are contributing the the awful conditions in this world, good job!
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Tell me one person who is afraid right here. Just one!
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A missile test is NOT an attack! Gosh...

:lulz:
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North Korea has not stated it is a test. What better way to be nuked if we followed your policy. If they have they haven't cleared ships and flights from the area which is against international law I believe

North Korea - Mr. Obama this is a yesterday assured

And then a nuke or any missile lands on US territory
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There's no reason to be concerned. WTF's wrong you people?
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That list is extremely long and by extremely I mean fucking long
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FEAR FEAR FEAR FEAR.

You guys are contributing the the awful conditions in this world, good job!
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Tell me one person who is afraid right here. Just one!
5a
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Hold me.
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Homeland Security reports that missile test from North Korea is imminent
A missile test is NOT an attack! Gosh...

:lulz:
 Quoting: Korats01


North Korea has not stated it is a test. What better way to be nuked if we followed your policy. If they have they haven't cleared ships and flights from the area which is against international law I believe

North Korea - Mr. Obama this is a yesterday assured

And then a nuke or any missile lands on US territory
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25251547


Test not yesterday, I hate auto correct
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Hmmm.....hmmmm...zzzzzzzz...FART
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just released? but it's now 1:10 am April 11 in Guam.
 Quoting: Swinburnian


Yeah... that is sort of old news already over here.
 Quoting: JDSGUAM3


Well, be sure to let us know if you get nuked or anything, OK?
One of the most important aspects of conspiracy theories is being able to discern when there isn't one.

Oh yeah, like you'd understand anyway.

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Why does every announcement say NK missile "test?"

By shooting a missile high over SK, and setting off a nuke in the atmosphere, the resulting EMP will fry electronic circuits and chips in fighter jets, radars, defensive missiles, etc. This will make SK defenses much less effective. Then NK can shoot artillery fire to take out SK bases, send in ground troops, tanks etc. for a full-on offensive.
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Homeland Security reports that missile test from North Korea is imminent
A missile test is NOT an attack! Gosh...

:lulz:
 Quoting: Korats01


Exactly. NK did the same thing TWICE in the span of 1 1/2 years. There was no alarm then. Now suddenly it's a big deal by design.

US has shot off 1,031 nuclear tests.
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Well, they are threatening the globe at the moment. Who knows what these nuketards will do.
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There's no reason to be concerned. WTF's wrong you people?
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That list is extremely long and by extremely I mean fucking long
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You sound paranoid to me. Take your (chill) pills, North Korea isn't a threat to anyone.
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A missile test is NOT an attack! Gosh...

:lulz:
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are you fucking retarded!?
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Homeland Security reports that missile test from North Korea is imminent
This term "imminent" is getting out of control. I think GLP needs to take a vote on a timeline that defines imminent.
 Quoting: Non-Welfare Recipient


Imminent is later than immediate, but sooner than indeterminate.
 Quoting: The Comedian


I don't think the general population can understand that concept
 Quoting: Non-Welfare Recipient


I make it a point to never care what the general population can understand when I am defining or describing anything.

If I did, I'd be reduced to crayon illustrations.
 Quoting: The Comedian


clappa
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This term "imminent" is getting out of control. I think GLP needs to take a vote on a timeline that defines imminent.
 Quoting: Non-Welfare Recipient


Imminent is later than immediate, but sooner than indeterminate.
 Quoting: The Comedian


I don't think the general population can understand that concept
 Quoting: Non-Welfare Recipient


I make it a point to never care what the general population can understand when I am defining or describing anything.

If I did, I'd be reduced to crayon illustrations.
 Quoting: The Comedian


ohyeah applause2
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FEAR FEAR FEAR FEAR.

You guys are contributing the the awful conditions in this world, good job!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37777805


Thank you!

We certainly try. Good to be appreciated once in a while.
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Oh yeah, like you'd understand anyway.

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