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BREAKING NEWS: Homeland Security reports that missile test from North Korea is imminent

 
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NK are bluffing and you believe like ducklings. The baby face is trying to improve his status before his band of mentally ill. Fuck NK, fuck this shit. Nothing will happen.
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Is this imminent as in Bush-imminent?

Or is this normal regular imminent, as in put hard hats on??? NOW?cool2
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Or is this the kind of imminent that will keep the American people distracted from what is going on at home?
 Quoting: katballoo

It is a huge distraction. Has anyone been calling their Senators regarding the gun control bills that they are proposing.... no, cause everyone is watching Korea.

Is anyone pissed off because the White house is closed to tours because of the sequester yet the Prez is throwing parties and having Justin Timberlake serenade him???? No... cause we are being hyped into a frenzy about the bogey man who currently happens to be short squat Kim Jong Un. Well folks, what we really should be worried about is that fuck in the white house.

*I apologize for my bad language.
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I would say write or call your senators if that makes you feel better, but I don't think it really makes a difference anymore. The ball has rolled too far, and it is picking up momentum.
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If it is soon, then I guess that would make it another one of those "11" dates that something happened:

4/11...

It is 4/11 today in Korea... Hallmark of tptb?
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S. Korea to deploy indigenous missile defense system in July

[link to english.yonhapnews.co.kr]

doom over!

Nothing will happen if SK deploys that stuff in july.
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unless it happens before July
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that's non of HS' business
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My dinner is imminent, so I have to go!!!
I mean the food is done!!
Ready to be launched i to my mouth

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I have created a new scale for doom...

:fuckeryscale:
 Quoting: Dr. Acula


where are we on the fuckery scale now?
 Quoting: Swinburnian


hmm

Green/High Fuckery lol
 Quoting: Dr. Acula


my estimate too.
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Wrapping electronics in Faraday cages.
hf
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Why wouldn't a metallic vehicle act as one all by itself?

Granted the service stations would be disabled as well as refineries etc. I would love to find a magneto distributor or a set or points for my older vehicle once the electronic part fail or are ruined. I'm pretty sure a could fix up something off the crank that would fire 8 coils per 2 revolutions and replacement parts available if it ever failed, which it wouldn't and spark gap is the only maintenance required. Do the pulley right and it could also be the starting motor and the recharging device, that open up the possibility for it to run the newest electronic helpers if they are available or revert to the most basic manual mode that still leaves you with a very basic functioning power-plant.
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Old ones would (edited would should be might). Newer vehicles not so much. I've heard a Faraday cage explained as anything that prevents signal from getting in. A microwave does that (entirely enclosed). Can you get cell signal in your car? If so, it's not a Faraday cage.
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That is why I have a 69 Suburban setting in my shop. I also have several sets of plugs, replacement parts for that engine stocked up. I may run out of gas, but my Burb will still be in "Running" order. For what that is worth.
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My dinner is imminent, so I have to go!!!
I mean the food is ready!!
Cocked and read to launch in to my mouth
 Quoting: Limpan


"cocked" is an unfortunate choice of words for this image
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My dinner is imminent, so I have to go!!!
I mean the food is ready!!
Cocked and read to launch in to my mouth
 Quoting: Limpan


"cocked" is an unfortunate choice of words for this image
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1rof1
"My religious belief teaches me to feel as safe in battle as in bed. God has fixed the time for my death. I do not concern myself about that, but to be always ready, no matter when it may overtake me. ... That is the way all men should live, and then all would be equally brave." - General Thomas Jonathan "Stonewall" Jackson
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My dinner is imminent, so I have to go!!!
I mean the food is ready!!
Cocked and read to launch in to my mouth
 Quoting: Limpan


"cocked" is an unfortunate choice of words for this image
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oops2
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My dinner is imminent, so I have to go!!!
I mean the food is ready!!
Cocked and read to launch in to my mouth
 Quoting: Limpan


"cocked" is an unfortunate choice of words for this image
 Quoting: Swinburnian


Ha Ha Ha
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I have created a new scale for doom...

fuckeryscale
 Quoting: Dr. Acula


lol
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When does Homeland Security know ANYMORE THAN JUGGLING YOUR GENITALS AT THE AIRPORT
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Is this imminent as in Bush-imminent?

Or is this normal regular imminent, as in put hard hats on??? NOW?cool2
 Quoting: natasha77


Or is this the kind of imminent that will keep the American people distracted from what is going on at home?
 Quoting: katballoo

It is a huge distraction. Has anyone been calling their Senators regarding the gun control bills that they are proposing.... no, cause everyone is watching Korea.

Is anyone pissed off because the White house is closed to tours because of the sequester yet the Prez is throwing parties and having Justin Timberlake serenade him???? No... cause we are being hyped into a frenzy about the bogey man who currently happens to be short squat Kim Jong Un. Well folks, what we really should be worried about is that fuck in the white house.

*I apologize for my bad language.
 Quoting: Corn Dog


I would say write or call your senators if that makes you feel better, but I don't think it really makes a difference anymore. The ball has rolled too far, and it is picking up momentum.
 Quoting: katballoo


I was notified on Monday, that I had just lost 10 dollars per hour off my wage, which puts me unable to survive. This is due to the sequester I am told. Yet Barry is having parties and going on vacations. I haven't been on a fucking vacation in over 10 years. Fuckin' Commi
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As long as little Kim doesn’t gets his dong out..tounge
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It's funny you mention this.

One of the types of missiles ready to "test" launch is called the "Nodong".

True story.
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When does Homeland Security know ANYMORE THAN JUGGLING YOUR GENITALS AT THE AIRPORT
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You've got a point there.
I don't know where you get your delusions, laser brain.
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Guam.Homeland Security? That's as about as far from the homeland as you can get, wtf do they need that for?

They got the military....?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32915728


yea but our fine government likes to waste/steal as much money as they can
These are the times that try mens souls

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When does Homeland Security know ANYMORE THAN JUGGLING YOUR GENITALS AT THE AIRPORT
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That is TSA not DHS. TSA are ball Shakers, DHS are ball BREAKERS.
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I will say this once more, I said there would more than one missile and now we know there are and fueled, no turning back after that

We know of at least 9, two are long range.

He closed the back door on China I am not sure if it is because China wants to have 'clean' hands.

'Zhang Liangui also said China lacks ability to stop North Korea right now. As a well connected PLA analyst, he would know.
Retweeted by Nathan J Hunt"



Kim will fire 8 or more at once, plus some of those 80,000 rockets pointed at SK


try to overwhelm defense systems



He might use a couple nukes, but don't forget he has TONS of chems and bio's the flight of missiles from NK to SK is less than 5 minutes, we will have to figure quickly which has what, if he does what i would, some would get through.


Iran and NK have been working together since 94, Iran could try to strike US bases and Israel, same chems and bio's.
It only takes a couple to get thru. Hezzies got chems from Obama's friendly Syrian rebels. ARAB SPRING not a good thing.

Everyone talks about Kim,saying he bluffing, trying to get aid or respect or maybe falling his granddads footsteps. NK doest have money for missiles….bababa


IMHOP Kim is fold of empathy, he DOSN'T GIVE A CRAP ABOUT HIS PEOPLE. When we blinked and decided not to test a missile, it gave him a chance to protect his people…..WHAT DID HE DO,FUEL 7 MOSTLY MORE MISSILES.


He stops now, his military will eat him alive. If he goes thru, he will the one KIM, the one leader that stood up to the US and SK.
His father every so often, would some bs get attention and extra rice.

This Kim looks at his father in disgrace for never really standing up. Our Kim wants to be remembered in history if there is one as the Warrior Kim, who stood up to and destroyed.

He is not sane, I know you might think not as well, but I am sure about him. I have worked with exotic dangerous animals most of my life, so I will put it this way…KIM IS RABID , he will launch missiles with nukes, chems and bio's, trying to so he will be remembered.

WE NEED TO TAKE OUT THE MISSILES BEFORE THEY ARE LAUNCHED

Lastly, we will see more countries 'test' their missiles, letting their enemies know they will launch.

RIGHT NOW KIM AND NK ARE A DANGER TO ALL COUNTRIES.


Enough said and I pray I am wrong
 Quoting: LOU512


I will say this once more, I said there would more than one missile and now we know there are and fueled, no turning back after that

We know of at least 9, two are long range.

He closed the back door on China I am not sure if it is because China wants to have 'clean' hands.

'Zhang Liangui also said China lacks ability to stop North Korea right now. As a well connected PLA analyst, he would know.
Retweeted by Nathan J Hunt"



Kim will fire 8 or more at once, plus some of those 80,000 rockets pointed at SK


try to overwhelm defense systems



He might use a couple nukes, but don't forget he has TONS of chems and bio's the flight of missiles from NK to SK is less than 5 minutes, we will have to figure quickly which has what, if he does what i would, some would get through.


Iran and NK have been working together since 94, Iran could try to strike US bases and Israel, same chems and bio's.
It only takes a couple to get thru. Hezzies got chems from Obama's friendly Syrian rebels. ARAB SPRING not a good thing.

Everyone talks about Kim,saying he bluffing, trying to get aid or respect or maybe falling his granddads footsteps. NK doest have money for missiles….bababa


IMHOP Kim is fold of empathy, he DOSN'T GIVE A CRAP ABOUT HIS PEOPLE. When we blinked and decided not to test a missile, it gave him a chance to protect his people…..WHAT DID HE DO,FUEL 7 MOSTLY MORE MISSILES.


He stops now, his military will eat him alive. If he goes thru, he will the one KIM, the one leader that stood up to the US and SK.
His father every so often, would some bs get attention and extra rice.

This Kim looks at his father in disgrace for never really standing up. Our Kim wants to be remembered in history if there is one as the Warrior Kim, who stood up to and destroyed.

He is not sane, I know you might think not as well, but I am sure about him. I have worked with exotic dangerous animals most of my life, so I will put it this way…KIM IS RABID , he will launch missiles with nukes, chems and bio's, trying to so he will be remembered.

WE NEED TO TAKE OUT THE MISSILES BEFORE THEY ARE LAUNCHED

Lastly, we will see more countries 'test' their missiles, letting their enemies know they will launch.

RIGHT NOW KIM AND NK ARE A DANGER TO ALL COUNTRIES.


Enough said and I pray I am wrong
 Quoting: LOU512


We will not be taking out those missiles before they are launched because Obama "our commander in chief" has decided against it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37795591

I know, I pray another country will step but that might start a war…oh wait..bump
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In March, New York hosted a secret meeting of North Korea and the United States. (Source: The Foreign Policy Journal).

The U.S. were represented by Clifford Hart (he represents the country in the six-party talks on the denuclearization of North Korea), and North Korea sent it’s deputy permanent representative to the UN, Han Song Rel. The meeting was held in the framework of the "New York channel" of interaction between the U.S. and North Korea in absence of formal diplomatic relations.

And then, on Monday it was reported that North Korea may be preparing for the fourth nuclear test, and U.S. and South Korea agreed on a symmetric counterattack in case of aggression from Pyongyang.

ATTN: In mid-March, the NK secretly meets with the U.S., and in April the NK suddenly starts pounding its shoe on the podium – a coincidence? Hardly ... The whole performance with NK threats is playing out the U.S. scenario to justify the deployment of military forces to the border with China and the presence of naval ships there.
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In case of attack Listen to Bert the Turtle, everything you ever needed to know. If they start showing this on TV, then PANIC!!!

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When does Homeland Security know ANYMORE THAN JUGGLING YOUR GENITALS AT THE AIRPORT
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That is TSA not DHS. TSA are ball Shakers, DHS are ball BREAKERS.
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DHS = millions of cases of ammo
TSA= millions of cases of molestation

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dhs?? they would never lie cuz they love us so much
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When does Homeland Security know ANYMORE THAN JUGGLING YOUR GENITALS AT THE AIRPORT
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That is TSA not DHS. TSA are ball Shakers, DHS are ball BREAKERS.
 Quoting: 0311INFANTRYSIR


I think TSA is under the jurisdiction of DHS.
I don't know where you get your delusions, laser brain.
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When does Homeland Security know ANYMORE THAN JUGGLING YOUR GENITALS AT THE AIRPORT
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16591630


That is TSA not DHS. TSA are ball Shakers, DHS are ball BREAKERS.
 Quoting: 0311INFANTRYSIR


I think TSA is under the jurisdiction of DHS.
 Quoting: TOTRhombus


tis true
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Old ones would (edited would should be might). Newer vehicles not so much. I've heard a Faraday cage explained as anything that prevents signal from getting in. A microwave does that (entirely enclosed). Can you get cell signal in your car? If so, it's not a Faraday cage.
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That is why I have a 69 Suburban setting in my shop. I also have several sets of plugs, replacement parts for that engine stocked up. I may run out of gas, but my Burb will still be in "Running" order. For what that is worth.
 Quoting: 0311INFANTRYSIR

Good call there. I keep all my important electronic data on disconnected solid state media ("theoretically" survives an EMP). We've talked about getting a vehicle that will keep on chugging, but we live too far in the boonies to even consider it since we'd run out of gas long before having the vehicle would do us any good.

Still don't think NK is going to cause the lights to go off. The sun is a far more likely villain in that scenario.
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When does Homeland Security know ANYMORE THAN JUGGLING YOUR GENITALS AT THE AIRPORT
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You've got a point there.
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if only a moot one.
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When does Homeland Security know ANYMORE THAN JUGGLING YOUR GENITALS AT THE AIRPORT
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16591630


That is TSA not DHS. TSA are ball Shakers, DHS are ball BREAKERS.
 Quoting: 0311INFANTRYSIR


I think TSA is under the jurisdiction of DHS.
 Quoting: TOTRhombus


Correct
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You know, that crazy bastard is going to have to really fire something now...

Must save FACEhuffy
 Quoting: natasha77


Agreed. Saving face is everything in Korean culture. He will need to make a move or risk losing his godlike status.

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