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BREAKING NEWS: Homeland Security reports that missile test from North Korea is imminent

 
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And he is on a roll, hard to stop momentum once it gets going. At this rate, war is inevitable.
 Quoting: --Voltaic--


They don't seem to care about face in the international community. They don't live up to their promises, obligations or threats. They care about face at home but their grip on internal media makes that a non-issue.

So there is no telling what they'll do.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36003083


That was the case with his dad. Nobody knows about the son.
 Quoting: TOTRhombus


Judging by last year, it's the same old story.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36003083


Could be. But he's taken the rhetoric up several notches since then.
I don't know where you get your delusions, laser brain.
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And....................................................​.....................Nothing, as usual.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37801299


The Polish-German crisis went on about 150 days in the spring and summer of 1939. Most days, nothing at all happened.
 Quoting: Swinburnian


GLP would have been insane in that period lol
 Quoting: Lime Flavoured Redux


Especially if there'd been live streaming from the Danzig Post Office.
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I'm going to bet my money on South Korea winning the war against north Korea. It's a win-win situation.
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well thats it then

homeland security out and out said it

WW3
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I was thinking about the types of vehicles that many say may still be in running order after an EMP attack. I have heard talk about vehicles made prior to 1980 being less susceptible, but I have not heard anyone mention older farm machinery. There are quite a few old tractors still in service, even from as far back as the 1920's. Does anyone know what the fate of these machines will be? If such tractors and other machinery will be unaffected, there will be a lot of farmers that suddenly find themselves with the only working "vehicles" around.
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And....................................................​.....................Nothing, as usual.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37801299


The Polish-German crisis went on about 150 days in the spring and summer of 1939. Most days, nothing at all happened.
 Quoting: Swinburnian


GLP would have been insane in that period lol
 Quoting: Lime Flavoured Redux


200 threads on it. Minimum.
I don't know where you get your delusions, laser brain.
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well thats it then

homeland security out and out said it

WW3
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33949371


They said North Korea, not Russia and China.
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My dinner is imminent, so I have to go!!!
I mean the food is ready!!
Cocked and read to launch in to my mouth
 Quoting: Limpan


"cocked" is an unfortunate choice of words for this image
 Quoting: Swinburnian


I hate the iPhone

peace
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And..................................................​.......................Nothing, as usual.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37801299


The Polish-German crisis went on about 150 days in the spring and summer of 1939. Most days, nothing at all happened.
 Quoting: Swinburnian


GLP would have been insane in that period lol
 Quoting: Lime Flavoured Redux


200 threads on it. Minimum.
 Quoting: TOTRhombus


half of them blaming the Jews.
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oh I know..! if we change the rules of War, where everyone squints their eyes really tight & counts to TEN after being destroyed.. errr.. again.. it might be an awfully jolly good war for the whole family to enjoy. Slight problem with 'real' war, nobody appears to get up again smiling & fighting again, where they can rush indoors to change into new clean clothes & catch a bite to eat. Mmm.. War ought to be 'banned' simply on Health & Safety issues. War can be a bit 'ouch..oooff and basically rather inconvenient.' Let's play on bouncy castles instead.. sigh.. just feel so fucking helpless & cynical. I'm not religious at all, but am asking God for help. Am I deluded?
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My dinner is imminent, so I have to go!!!
I mean the food is ready!!
Cocked and read to launch in to my mouth
 Quoting: Limpan


"cocked" is an unfortunate choice of words for this image
 Quoting: Swinburnian


1rof1
 Quoting: Dr. Acula


Sorry guys!! iPhone spelling

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My dinner is imminent, so I have to go!!!
I mean the food is ready!!
Cocked and read to launch in to my mouth
 Quoting: Limpan


"cocked" is an unfortunate choice of words for this image
 Quoting: Swinburnian


I hate the iPhone

peace
 Quoting: Limpan


tounge
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North Korea a diversion from Iran?
[link to news.yahoo.com]
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This term "imminent" is getting out of control. I think GLP needs to take a vote on a timeline that defines imminent.
 Quoting: Non-Welfare Recipient



imminent

adj.

1. liable to happen soon; impending.
2. Within a decade or so. [GLP]

rex



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My dinner is imminent, so I have to go!!!
I mean the food is ready!!
Cocked and read to launch in to my mouth
 Quoting: Limpan


"cocked" is an unfortunate choice of words for this image
 Quoting: Swinburnian


Ha Ha Ha
 Quoting: JDSGUAM2


I have to agree

Hahahaha
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The Polish-German crisis went on about 150 days in the spring and summer of 1939. Most days, nothing at all happened.
 Quoting: Swinburnian


GLP would have been insane in that period lol
 Quoting: Lime Flavoured Redux


200 threads on it. Minimum.
 Quoting: TOTRhombus


half of them blaming the Jews.
 Quoting: Swinburnian


And the other half wondering were did the chemical weapons go.
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The Polish-German crisis went on about 150 days in the spring and summer of 1939. Most days, nothing at all happened.
 Quoting: Swinburnian


GLP would have been insane in that period lol
 Quoting: Lime Flavoured Redux


200 threads on it. Minimum.
 Quoting: TOTRhombus


half of them blaming the Jews.
 Quoting: Swinburnian


Sounds like a typical day then.
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GLP would have been insane in that period lol
 Quoting: Lime Flavoured Redux


200 threads on it. Minimum.
 Quoting: TOTRhombus


half of them blaming the Jews.
 Quoting: Swinburnian


And the other half wondering were did the chemical weapons go.
 Quoting: zetsumei


5a
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Test Is Imminent
As reported, a missile test from North Korea is imminent. Admiral Samuel Locklear III, Commander of U.S. Pacific Command, said the U.S. will not automatically intercept just any missile launched by North Korea, but will intercept those aimed at or expected to land in the U.S., its territories, or allies.


The language is clear. " We serve a pussy! We couldn't beat the Chinese without nuking them. China will get involved! I'm going to go take a nap and let some shitbird deputy read me a brief after they launch. "


This is awesome.
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And..................................................​.......................Nothing, as usual.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37801299


The Polish-German crisis went on about 150 days in the spring and summer of 1939. Most days, nothing at all happened.
 Quoting: Swinburnian


GLP would have been insane in that period lol
 Quoting: Lime Flavoured Redux


Especially if there'd been live streaming from the Danzig Post Office.
 Quoting: Swinburnian


OMW, YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dresden? We'd be giving our tomato plants Kool-Aid. I mean, if you believe it was 'voluntarily' given ;)

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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Homeland Security reports that missile test from North Korea is imminent
I was thinking about the types of vehicles that many say may still be in running order after an EMP attack. I have heard talk about vehicles made prior to 1980 being less susceptible, but I have not heard anyone mention older farm machinery. There are quite a few old tractors still in service, even from as far back as the 1920's. Does anyone know what the fate of these machines will be? If such tractors and other machinery will be unaffected, there will be a lot of farmers that suddenly find themselves with the only working "vehicles" around.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1804006


If true they'll be in the ultimate power position with crops, transportation, rural location, firearms, livestock and windmill-pumped water.

May be a good time to go visit grandpa.
I don't know where you get your delusions, laser brain.
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By the way!!
The food tasted great!!

hf
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GLP would have been insane in that period lol
 Quoting: Lime Flavoured Redux


200 threads on it. Minimum.
 Quoting: TOTRhombus


half of them blaming the Jews.
 Quoting: Swinburnian


Sounds like a typical day then.
 Quoting: Lime Flavoured Redux


There were preppers than , too. As soon as war was declared, my grandfather (a British WW1 veteran) was out digging a trench in the yard, along with half the other men on the street.
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By the way!!
The food tasted great!!

hf
 Quoting: Limpan


What did you have?
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North Korea a diversion from Iran?
[link to news.yahoo.com]
 Quoting: zvezda 1
I don't worry about Iran, I figure Israel has Iran quite well monitored. Bammy will never do anything about Iran, but Israel will.
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On page 1 there was a good hint on what was going to happen.

Nothing.

If they don't think it will "land" on the ground they aren't going to shoot it down. This is Kims out. He can fire missles, get away with it and look like a hero to his people and nothing will happen. He just has to not aim them towards anything.

The "aiming" word is only partially confusing. If he is not aiming at Japan but only flying over does that mean they are going to look at the hang time or something to see if it's "aimed" at them? Looks to me that the US won't do anything if it flys over Japan. Will Japan do something? Probably, but they've stood down before over squamishes.

What about ships? Nothing was said about ships. Just US, territories and allies.

This is what you all should have been talking about the past 8 pages. I'm off to page 9 now.
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200 threads on it. Minimum.
 Quoting: TOTRhombus


half of them blaming the Jews.
 Quoting: Swinburnian


Sounds like a typical day then.
 Quoting: Lime Flavoured Redux


There were preppers than , too. As soon as war was declared, my grandfather (a British WW1 veteran) was out digging a trench in the yard, along with half the other men on the street.
 Quoting: Swinburnian


Seems reasonable. Well, it would be in Southern England. Anywhere else it might be a bit insane.
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@wolfblitzer: We're doing another @CNNSitRoom special report tonight on the crisis w/ North Korea 6PM ET @CAmanpour & @FareedZakaria join me again.
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And....................................................​.....................Nothing, as usual.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37801299


The Polish-German crisis went on about 150 days in the spring and summer of 1939. Most days, nothing at all happened.
 Quoting: Swinburnian


GLP would have been insane in that period lol
 Quoting: Lime Flavoured Redux


Just remember : in those times allowed or axis sdes would not have allowed free forums to discuss war. Lol ? Not...

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