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Neighbor pulled out a squirt gun. I couldn't believe he would do this. There are children living on this block

 
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Neighbor pulled out a squirt gun. I couldn't believe he would do this. There are children living on this block
My neighbor had just got back from shopping and asked if I would help get the stuff in his house because his back hurt. He had pulled out a squirt gun from his trunk to show me. I immediately put my hands up and asked him what he was doing. I had asked him to put down the gun and calm down. I felt threatened and will be calling the cops. This guy is a threat to the neighborhood.
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04/10/2013 01:27 PM
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Re: Neighbor pulled out a squirt gun. I couldn't believe he would do this. There are children living on this block
I'm just as scared of people who make their hand/fingers into a gun...they should all be arrested...


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...you fucking jackwagon...get a life!!!
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04/10/2013 01:30 PM
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Re: Neighbor pulled out a squirt gun. I couldn't believe he would do this. There are children living on this block
Sounds like the FEAR and TERROR is deeply rooted into your DNA... Program complete. IDIOT!
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Re: Neighbor pulled out a squirt gun. I couldn't believe he would do this. There are children living on this block
at least your neighbors talk.....I'm not sure if my neighbors have been given the upload to talk yet? So weird!
Just Youtube search "Obama Lies, (Enter name here)LIES to get a good handle on everyone. Don't trust liars for they are only there to deceive.
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04/10/2013 01:33 PM
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Re: Neighbor pulled out a squirt gun. I couldn't believe he would do this. There are children living on this block
My neighbor had just got back from shopping and asked if I would help get the stuff in his house because his back hurt. He had pulled out a squirt gun from his trunk to show me. I immediately put my hands up and asked him what he was doing. I had asked him to put down the gun and calm down. I felt threatened and will be calling the cops. This guy is a threat to the neighborhood.
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You should of showed him and marched your faggy, little, metrosexual ass in the house and put on your red girl jeans.
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04/10/2013 01:34 PM
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Re: Neighbor pulled out a squirt gun. I couldn't believe he would do this. There are children living on this block
at least your neighbors talk.....I'm not sure if my neighbors have been given the upload to talk yet? So weird!
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I will be talking with other neighbors about this incident. This guy is a criminal. Social services may have to be involved because he has children.
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04/10/2013 01:35 PM
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Re: Neighbor pulled out a squirt gun. I couldn't believe he would do this. There are children living on this block
In Australia we aren't allowed to have squirt guns. The other day someone pointed their finger at me so I called the cops, fucking savages
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04/10/2013 01:35 PM
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Re: Neighbor pulled out a squirt gun. I couldn't believe he would do this. There are children living on this block
The other day, I was eating a pop tart, and it turned out to be shaped like a gun, and all of a sudden all the people around me in the room fainted.
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04/10/2013 01:36 PM
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Re: Neighbor pulled out a squirt gun. I couldn't believe he would do this. There are children living on this block
at least your neighbors talk.....I'm not sure if my neighbors have been given the upload to talk yet? So weird!
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I will be talking with other neighbors about this incident. This guy is a criminal. Social services may have to be involved because he has children.
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YOU are scum, hurry up and die so decent people can use your oxygen, idiot
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04/10/2013 01:37 PM
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Re: Neighbor pulled out a squirt gun. I couldn't believe he would do this. There are children living on this block
If I knew where ya lived .I'd slap me dentures in..grab a pop tart and head to you's house
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Re: Neighbor pulled out a squirt gun. I couldn't believe he would do this. There are children living on this block
The other day, I was eating a pop tart, and it turned out to be shaped like a gun, and all of a sudden all the people around me in the room fainted.
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Stay strong brother
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04/10/2013 01:38 PM
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Re: Neighbor pulled out a squirt gun. I couldn't believe he would do this. There are children living on this block
this thread topic is a fail. if you are serious you should kill yourself its a FUCKING WATER GUN OMG!!!! a toy that was HIGHLY POPULAR IN THE 80's-90's and OMG ITS STILL A POPULAR TOY TODAY...ignorant morons that are alive in todays world need to be buried quickly.
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04/10/2013 01:41 PM
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Re: Neighbor pulled out a squirt gun. I couldn't believe he would do this. There are children living on this block
this thread topic is a fail. if you are serious you should kill yourself its a FUCKING WATER GUN OMG!!!! a toy that was HIGHLY POPULAR IN THE 80's-90's and OMG ITS STILL A POPULAR TOY TODAY...ignorant morons that are alive in todays world need to be buried quickly.
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You obviously haven't read the news story of the Man who had his pistol license over his child's water gun.

[link to hauppauge.patch.com]
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Re: Neighbor pulled out a squirt gun. I couldn't believe he would do this. There are children living on this block
My wife asked me if "I would like a piece of gum", I freaked out because she shouldn't be using words that sound like the word gun. I had her arrested and now feel much safer.

I was also asked if the DHS could install surveillance cameras inside every room of my house to keep "the children" safe from terrorists....of course you can,....duh...it will save children.
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Re: Neighbor pulled out a squirt gun. I couldn't believe he would do this. There are children living on this block
this thread topic is a fail. if you are serious you should kill yourself its a FUCKING WATER GUN OMG!!!! a toy that was HIGHLY POPULAR IN THE 80's-90's and OMG ITS STILL A POPULAR TOY TODAY...ignorant morons that are alive in todays world need to be buried quickly.
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You obviously haven't read the news story of the Man who had his pistol license over his child's water gun.

[link to hauppauge.patch.com]
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oh I did read that and I found it Retarded.
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Re: Neighbor pulled out a squirt gun. I couldn't believe he would do this. There are children living on this block
My neighbor had just got back from shopping and asked if I would help get the stuff in his house because his back hurt. He had pulled out a squirt gun from his trunk to show me. I immediately put my hands up and asked him what he was doing. I had asked him to put down the gun and calm down. I felt threatened and will be calling the cops. This guy is a threat to the neighborhood.
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People like this is EXACTLY whats wrong with this country.
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Re: Neighbor pulled out a squirt gun. I couldn't believe he would do this. There are children living on this block
If I knew where ya lived .I'd slap me dentures in..grab a pop tart and head to you's house
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OMG, some of these comments...chuckle
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Re: Neighbor pulled out a squirt gun. I couldn't believe he would do this. There are children living on this block
this thread topic is a fail. if you are serious you should kill yourself its a FUCKING WATER GUN OMG!!!! a toy that was HIGHLY POPULAR IN THE 80's-90's and OMG ITS STILL A POPULAR TOY TODAY...ignorant morons that are alive in todays world need to be buried quickly.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1551413



You obviously haven't read the news story of the Man who had his pistol license over his child's water gun.

[link to hauppauge.patch.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12182882


oh I did read that and I found it Retarded.
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There is a major difference between shooting a metal Projectile at someone minimally pressured verses Water.

The increased masses of Ignorant humans is appalling.
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Re: Neighbor pulled out a squirt gun. I couldn't believe he would do this. There are children living on this block
this thread topic is a fail. if you are serious you should kill yourself its a FUCKING WATER GUN OMG!!!! a toy that was HIGHLY POPULAR IN THE 80's-90's and OMG ITS STILL A POPULAR TOY TODAY...ignorant morons that are alive in todays world need to be buried quickly.
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You obviously haven't read the news story of the Man who had his pistol license over his child's water gun.

[link to hauppauge.patch.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12182882


oh I did read that and I found it Retarded.
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Yes, there is a war on. The war is against our youth. If you can create an emotional reaction towards something, then it will be easier to pass laws to ban said thing in the future. That is their goal. That is why anything to do with guns and children is being pounced on. This is being pushed by politicians and school representatives alike. American public schools are brainwashing institutions. Take a look at what they did for environmentalism in the 90s.
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Re: Neighbor pulled out a squirt gun. I couldn't believe he would do this. There are children living on this block
My neighbor had just got back from shopping and asked if I would help get the stuff in his house because his back hurt. He had pulled out a squirt gun from his trunk to show me. I immediately put my hands up and asked him what he was doing. I had asked him to put down the gun and calm down. I felt threatened and will be calling the cops. This guy is a threat to the neighborhood.
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Have you been a giant pussy your whole life, or is this a recent development?
With freedom comes responsibility.

Heterosexual pride!

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Re: Neighbor pulled out a squirt gun. I couldn't believe he would do this. There are children living on this block
Thank fucking God I am Sociopathic Normal Ignorant Humans piss me off.
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Re: Neighbor pulled out a squirt gun. I couldn't believe he would do this. There are children living on this block
This guy is a heavy drinker. I've seen him out back at the fire pit nightly drinking a multiple 12 packs.
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Re: Neighbor pulled out a squirt gun. I couldn't believe he would do this. There are children living on this block
The other day, I was eating a pop tart, and it turned out to be shaped like a gun, and all of a sudden all the people around me in the room fainted.
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HA! At least you GET this thread. Look at all the "serious" posts. God's teeth, where has all the humor and good sense gone?
Let us not look back in anger, nor forward in fear, but around us in awareness. – James Thurber
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Re: Neighbor pulled out a squirt gun. I couldn't believe he would do this. There are children living on this block
I am not sure, but during the ordeal I think he may have asked me if I had any valuables. Specifically he asked if I had a lawnmower. My mind was too clouded and I am still shaking a little bit.
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Re: Neighbor pulled out a squirt gun. I couldn't believe he would do this. There are children living on this block
You know, this thread actually brings up a very scary reality that is falling to us.

The American Gun hunt.

It's happened before. Just replace gun with Witch.

Pretty soon, if you have an obnoxious neighbor you don't much care for, all you have to do is say he's got a squirt gun, or is league with the NRA.

It's happened before... Just replace the words squirt gun with strange skin condition, and replace NRA with Satan.

Humanity = Fail

This is why history, philosophy, and critical thinking should be taught instead of whatever BS they teach today.
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Re: Neighbor pulled out a squirt gun. I couldn't believe he would do this. There are children living on this block
best.thread.ever.
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Re: Neighbor pulled out a squirt gun. I couldn't believe he would do this. There are children living on this block
My neighbor had just got back from shopping and asked if I would help get the stuff in his house because his back hurt. He had pulled out a squirt gun from his trunk to show me. I immediately put my hands up and asked him what he was doing. I had asked him to put down the gun and calm down. I felt threatened and will be calling the cops. This guy is a threat to the neighborhood.
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cruise
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Re: Neighbor pulled out a squirt gun. I couldn't believe he would do this. There are children living on this block
What a great society we have become.

Wonder if water balloons will be next on the list to be outlawed?
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Re: Neighbor pulled out a squirt gun. I couldn't believe he would do this. There are children living on this block
My neighbor had just got back from shopping and asked if I would help get the stuff in his house because his back hurt. He had pulled out a squirt gun from his trunk to show me. I immediately put my hands up and asked him what he was doing. I had asked him to put down the gun and calm down. I felt threatened and will be calling the cops. This guy is a threat to the neighborhood.
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Troll.
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Re: Neighbor pulled out a squirt gun. I couldn't believe he would do this. There are children living on this block
I am not sure, but during the ordeal I think he may have asked me if I had any valuables. Specifically he asked if I had a lawnmower. My mind was too clouded and I am still shaking a little bit.
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Well a lawnmower is like a whirling death machine! It has sharp moving parts and runs on an explosive called gasoline. You better turn that sucker over to the nearest authority! You don't want to be getting the police involved when you yourself have contraband!

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