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Neighbor pulled out a squirt gun. I couldn't believe he would do this. There are children living on this block

 
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Re: Neighbor pulled out a squirt gun. I couldn't believe he would do this. There are children living on this block
My neighbor had just got back from shopping and asked if I would help get the stuff in his house because his back hurt. He had pulled out a squirt gun from his trunk to show me. I immediately put my hands up and asked him what he was doing. I had asked him to put down the gun and calm down. I felt threatened and will be calling the cops. This guy is a threat to the neighborhood.
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Troll.
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Hey, hey, hey lady, you put yourself in my shoes. Have you ever had a squirt gun pulled on you and lived to tell about it? This was very scary and I do not think I will be the same after this.
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Re: Neighbor pulled out a squirt gun. I couldn't believe he would do this. There are children living on this block
I'd sue for mental anguish if I were you, OP. You'll probably develop a huge case of PTSD, too.
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Re: Neighbor pulled out a squirt gun. I couldn't believe he would do this. There are children living on this block
GREAT THREAD I LIKE YOUR HUMOR

There sure are a lot of clueless people on here, but their hearts are in the right place.
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Re: Neighbor pulled out a squirt gun. I couldn't believe he would do this. There are children living on this block
The other day, I was eating a pop tart, and it turned out to be shaped like a gun, and all of a sudden all the people around me in the room fainted.
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HA! At least you GET this thread. Look at all the "serious" posts. God's teeth, where has all the humor and good sense gone?
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I agree. Posting something funny and sarcastic goes over a lot of peoples heads.
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Re: Neighbor pulled out a squirt gun. I couldn't believe he would do this. There are children living on this block
I'd sue for mental anguish if I were you, OP. You'll probably develop a huge case of PTSD, too.
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I cannot afford PTSD. God, I hope the squirt gun didn't give me PTSD. Question, do you think I can pass PTSD to my children or other neighbors?
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Re: Neighbor pulled out a squirt gun. I couldn't believe he would do this. There are children living on this block
I'd sue for mental anguish if I were you, OP. You'll probably develop a huge case of PTSD, too.
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I cannot afford PTSD. God, I hope the squirt gun didn't give me PTSD. Question, do you think I can pass PTSD to my children or other neighbors?
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Probably



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Re: Neighbor pulled out a squirt gun. I couldn't believe he would do this. There are children living on this block
My neighbor had just got back from shopping and asked if I would help get the stuff in his house because his back hurt. He had pulled out a squirt gun from his trunk to show me. I immediately put my hands up and asked him what he was doing. I had asked him to put down the gun and calm down. I felt threatened and will be calling the cops. This guy is a threat to the neighborhood.
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Troll.
 Quoting: katballoo


Hey, hey, hey lady, you put yourself in my shoes. Have you ever had a squirt gun pulled on you and lived to tell about it? This was very scary and I do not think I will be the same after this.
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With all this NKorea stuff going on, it's about time for a good laugh. Well needed..
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Re: Neighbor pulled out a squirt gun. I couldn't believe he would do this. There are children living on this block
Grab it from him and squirt him in the titty, OP.
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Re: Neighbor pulled out a squirt gun. I couldn't believe he would do this. There are children living on this block
My neighbor had just got back from shopping and asked if I would help get the stuff in his house because his back hurt. He had pulled out a squirt gun from his trunk to show me. I immediately put my hands up and asked him what he was doing. I had asked him to put down the gun and calm down. I felt threatened and will be calling the cops. This guy is a threat to the neighborhood.
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Troll.
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He wasn't trolling, I thought it was a funny take on recent news. It was the complete morons on this forum who actually took it seriously.
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Re: Neighbor pulled out a squirt gun. I couldn't believe he would do this. There are children living on this block
Yup
Let us not look back in anger, nor forward in fear, but around us in awareness. – James Thurber
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Re: Neighbor pulled out a squirt gun. I couldn't believe he would do this. There are children living on this block
OP ... you MUST call the police and Children's Services immediately!! Imagine the harm that he is inflicting upon THE CHILDREN.

YES ... you were right to be frightened, but you are an adult ... THINK ABOUT THE CHILDREN!!

Anyone who pulls a squirt gun on someone is already THINKING AND PLANNING about using a real one (or a squirt gun filled with acid) upon innocent people. THOSE ARE NOT PLAY THINGS!! Their use or threatened use, IN PUBLIC, reflects serious mental issues with the gun wielder!!

YOU may be the last person that he pulls a gun on and then doesn't use it!!

SAVE THE CHILDREN!! Remember Sandy Point! Get the police and Children's Services involved immediately.

Hopefully they WILL incarcerate him immediately for a 30 day mental evaluation. I understand that for mental cases they don't even need a court hearing for that, just YOUR statement.

PLEASE .... SAVE THE CHILDREN!!
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Re: Neighbor pulled out a squirt gun. I couldn't believe he would do this. There are children living on this block
dogs are absolutely terrified of squirt guns. They are a great training tool, positive reinforcement is best, but if they are barking or something, and you need some harmless negative reinforcement, squirt gun works better than anything you could imagine.

I guess they see it as being pissed on, dogs will piss on a smaller dog, and that is like the worst, most humiliating thing for them. They will do absolutely anything you say to avoid getting squirted, and of course it is completely harmless.

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