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BREAKING: DHS statistical finding of tomato plant locations

 
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BREAKING: DHS statistical finding of tomato plant locations
Washington D.C. - The Department of Homeland Security (DHS) is reporting that as of today at 12 noon, Eastern time, 73% of tomato plants in the continental U.S. have been relocated to an indoor location.

DHS is proactively researching the current location of the remaining 27%. Expect door to door searches and confiscations to occur.

"Bring em in !" says DHS administrator Bull Jenkins. "You can run, but you can't escape us. We're the DHS."
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They will ketchup
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Tomatoes are evil vile terrorists.
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A well potted tomato plant, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear tomato plants, shall not be infringed.

Give me tomatoes or give me death!pump2
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can you tell me whats all this talk about tomato ?why tomato ?and whats the story behind that ?
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can you tell me whats all this talk about tomato ?why tomato ?and whats the story behind that ?
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Sorry, it's privileged information, classified GLP top secret.

You must prove that you are in the GLP circle of trust before I divulge that information to you.
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can you tell me whats all this talk about tomato ?why tomato ?and whats the story behind that ?
 Quoting: anonymous bastard 36601216

Sorry, it's privileged information, classified GLP top secret.

You must prove that you are in the GLP circle of trust before I divulge that information to you.
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the uncles know....
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