yes lets stereotype, and ...

if they sensationalize their headline with no facts to back it up - they must be under the age of 17

if they headline some arbitrary non GLP headline, they must be disinfo agent (especially, mainstream entertainment)

if they have no link, they must be CIA

and ...

if they state some crazy thought and breadcrumb it along through the whole post never giving away the data = they must be from another planet!

any others?