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5 beers In, i am channeling an eternal spirit ask me a question.
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Why?
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5 beers In, i am channeling an eternal spirit ask me a question.
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Only 5 beers in and already channeling spirits?

Are you 24?
We all breathe the same air.
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Don't let the sun go down on me...
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Why?
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You question too much. Simplicity will ease your troubles.
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04/11/2013 11:09 PM
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The equation of a road is:
ax^2 from A to B
R(x) {
bx + c from B to C
B is 1000 feet horizontally from A and 100 feet higher. Since the road is smooth, R'(x) is continuous. What is the value of B?

I think it involves some differentiation.. but I don't really know what to do. The options for answers are:

a) .2
b) .02
c) .002
d) .0002
e) .00002

??????????????????????????????????????????????????
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5 beers In, i am channeling an eternal spirit ask me a question.
Quoting: sdavis642

Only 5 beers in and already channeling spirits?

Are you 24?
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This body is 24 years old. But it's just a vessel for anyone to control. Question?
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04/11/2013 11:09 PM
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Almost a full tard... Almost
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The equation of a road is:
ax^2 from A to B
R(x) {
bx + c from B to C
B is 1000 feet horizontally from A and 100 feet higher. Since the road is smooth, R'(x) is continuous. What is the value of B?

I think it involves some differentiation.. but I don't really know what to do. The options for answers are:

a) .2
b) .02
c) .002
d) .0002
e) .00002

??????????????????????????????????????????????????
Quoting: catsscratchfever

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Almost a full tard... Almost
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Are you afraid?
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04/11/2013 11:13 PM
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Alright, ill bite.

What is the name of my guide?
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It's over, I'm the worst thread killer. Sayonara!

catsscratchfever

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04/11/2013 11:14 PM
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The equation of a road is:
ax^2 from A to B
R(x) {
bx + c from B to C
B is 1000 feet horizontally from A and 100 feet higher. Since the road is smooth, R'(x) is continuous. What is the value of B?

I think it involves some differentiation.. but I don't really know what to do. The options for answers are:

a) .2
b) .02
c) .002
d) .0002
e) .00002

??????????????????????????????????????????????????
Quoting: catsscratchfever

Quoting: sdavis642

SOOOoooooo When in doubt pick C....Come on OP.....

The answer to this question depends on the relationship between the points x, A, and B. I am assuming that point A is at the origin, which is consistent with the expression for R(x), and the coordinates of point B would be (1000, 100). We have the equation
100 = R(1000) = a(1000)^2
= 1000000a
Solving for a gives
a = 0.0001

Because the derivative is also continuous, we also know that
(ax^2)' = (bx + c)' at x = 1000
or 2ax = b at x = 1000
So b = 2(0.0001)*1000
= 0.2

OP
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04/11/2013 11:15 PM
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Alright, ill bite.

What is the name of my guide?
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A question with a question. Why do you have a guide?
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Children have to learn peace to you.

:hope123:
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The equation of a road is:
ax^2 from A to B
R(x) {
bx + c from B to C
B is 1000 feet horizontally from A and 100 feet higher. Since the road is smooth, R'(x) is continuous. What is the value of B?

I think it involves some differentiation.. but I don't really know what to do. The options for answers are:

a) .2
b) .02
c) .002
d) .0002
e) .00002

??????????????????????????????????????????????????
Quoting: catsscratchfever

Quoting: sdavis642

SOOOoooooo When in doubt pick C....Come on OP.....

The answer to this question depends on the relationship between the points x, A, and B. I am assuming that point A is at the origin, which is consistent with the expression for R(x), and the coordinates of point B would be (1000, 100). We have the equation
100 = R(1000) = a(1000)^2
= 1000000a
Solving for a gives
a = 0.0001

Because the derivative is also continuous, we also know that
(ax^2)' = (bx + c)' at x = 1000
or 2ax = b at x = 1000
So b = 2(0.0001)*1000
= 0.2

OP :lihvlcdxuxluxggh:
Quoting: catsscratchfever

Wow, you must have gone to college. Congratulations. Now ask me a question.
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04/11/2013 11:19 PM
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5 beers In, i am channeling an eternal spirit ask me a question.
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Im shittin with no potty
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04/11/2013 11:20 PM
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Children have to learn peace to you.

:hope123:
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A question would be great.
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5 beers In, i am channeling an eternal spirit ask me a question.
Quoting: sdavis642

Quoting: Wikid Smith

Apart from 9000, what is your question? I seek actual qurstions, thank you.
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The equation of a road is:
ax^2 from A to B
R(x) {
bx + c from B to C
B is 1000 feet horizontally from A and 100 feet higher. Since the road is smooth, R'(x) is continuous. What is the value of B?

I think it involves some differentiation.. but I don't really know what to do. The options for answers are:

a) .2
b) .02
c) .002
d) .0002
e) .00002

??????????????????????????????????????????????????
Quoting: catsscratchfever

Quoting: sdavis642

SOOOoooooo When in doubt pick C....Come on OP.....

The answer to this question depends on the relationship between the points x, A, and B. I am assuming that point A is at the origin, which is consistent with the expression for R(x), and the coordinates of point B would be (1000, 100). We have the equation
100 = R(1000) = a(1000)^2
= 1000000a
Solving for a gives
a = 0.0001

Because the derivative is also continuous, we also know that
(ax^2)' = (bx + c)' at x = 1000
or 2ax = b at x = 1000
So b = 2(0.0001)*1000
= 0.2

OP
Quoting: catsscratchfever

Wow, you must have gone to college. Congratulations. Now ask me a question.
Quoting: sdavis642

I deserve none of your intellect....I have my own....

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The issue is that many on this site are cursed with pride.
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Quoting: sdavis642

SOOOoooooo When in doubt pick C....Come on OP.....

The answer to this question depends on the relationship between the points x, A, and B. I am assuming that point A is at the origin, which is consistent with the expression for R(x), and the coordinates of point B would be (1000, 100). We have the equation
100 = R(1000) = a(1000)^2
= 1000000a
Solving for a gives
a = 0.0001

Because the derivative is also continuous, we also know that
(ax^2)' = (bx + c)' at x = 1000
or 2ax = b at x = 1000
So b = 2(0.0001)*1000
= 0.2

OP :lihvlcdxuxluxggh:
Quoting: catsscratchfever

Wow, you must have gone to college. Congratulations. Now ask me a question.
Quoting: sdavis642

I deserve none of your intellect....I have my own....

:ljvlc;c;t;ctu;ut:
Quoting: catsscratchfever

It must have cost a small fortune to get that mind. I underestimate your dedication to the ignorant.
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04/11/2013 11:30 PM
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Rember the time when nobody invoked the eternal spirit? I have endless knowledge of things you cry about while you are alone.

whatever
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04/11/2013 11:32 PM
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You just farted didn't you?
catsscratchfever

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SOOOoooooo When in doubt pick C....Come on OP.....

The answer to this question depends on the relationship between the points x, A, and B. I am assuming that point A is at the origin, which is consistent with the expression for R(x), and the coordinates of point B would be (1000, 100). We have the equation
100 = R(1000) = a(1000)^2
= 1000000a
Solving for a gives
a = 0.0001

Because the derivative is also continuous, we also know that
(ax^2)' = (bx + c)' at x = 1000
or 2ax = b at x = 1000
So b = 2(0.0001)*1000
= 0.2

OP
Quoting: catsscratchfever

Wow, you must have gone to college. Congratulations. Now ask me a question.
Quoting: sdavis642

I deserve none of your intellect....I have my own....

Quoting: catsscratchfever

It must have cost a small fortune to get that mind. I underestimate your dedication to the ignorant.
Quoting: sdavis642

Thank you for being........You...
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You just farted didn't you?
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You just farted didn't you?
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Hell no. You just forgot didn't you?
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Jesus or Satan?
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2 suns.
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When does the thread become epic?
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