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How To Tell If Your Husband Is Watching Porn?

 
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How To Tell If Your Husband Is Watching Porn?
If he is unusually happy and relaxed. If he has no complaints about almost anything, then that guy is likely watching porn someplace, and beating his pud like a motherfucker!
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Cool. Hang yourself...I'll supply the rope.
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Hm I haven't heard the term 'pud' in a coon's age.

My grandmother said that when she was a little girl, she saw her father scolding the workmen they hired for a job at their little farm thing. The workers were just sitting around the fence being lazy.

"Stop standing around just pullin' your pud and get to work!" he said.

My grandma's is over 90 and this was when she was like 7-10, so 'pud' hasn't been a common term in a while I don't think. I like it though.
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If he is unusually happy and relaxed. If he has no complaints about almost anything, then that guy is likely watching porn someplace, and beating his pud like a motherfucker!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 38040645


Sure.

The other clue is he has no interest in real sex.

Not that id know that first hand. I saw it on glenn beck.

Hitler used porn to make the men of the countries he occupied passive and complacent.
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he'll start saying "honey, can i fuck you in the ass and cum on your face"
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thats some of the craziest shit i've read on here.

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04/15/2013 01:18 AM
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If he has a penis.
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this is true

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If he is unusually happy and relaxed. If he has no complaints about almost anything, then that guy is likely watching porn someplace, and beating his pud like a motherfucker!
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Sounds great! I'm going to encourage my husband to watch more porn!!!
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If he is unusually happy and relaxed. If he has no complaints about almost anything, then that guy is likely watching porn someplace, and beating his pud like a motherfucker!
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or he plotting your death
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04/15/2013 01:23 AM
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Might be a good idea to NOT breed if you or your spouse or both of you indulge in porn

Because sooner or later, you'll conceive (yes, a real child) as result of porn

Think about that

Not conceived in love

Not even conceived in familiarity or boredom


No. A child conceived as result of its parents (one or both) being stimulated by other people faking sex


That's one hell of a mental, emotional, spiritual and physical legacy to bequeath on a child, isn't it ?


And god help you if YOU were conceived through porn


Thank Israel for your porn, dears

Porn, which debases ALL involved

and Israelis BOAST about how they corrupt the West via porn

They aren't ashamed of it

They laugh about it



So do your best NOT to conceive a child when stimulated by the sight and sound of OTHER people (cynical, paid actors) faking sex


or your descendants will pay the price

'unto the seventh generation'





Anyway --- what sort of pathetic creatures NEED to watch other people having sex ?

What the hell ARE you ?
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This is another ban, Trin'. We take our conspiracies seriously.
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If he is unusually happy and relaxed. If he has no complaints about almost anything, then that guy is likely watching porn someplace, and beating his pud like a motherfucker!
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Sounds great! I'm going to encourage my husband to watch more porn!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6383062


That was probably OP's intent.
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He is a guy and he is probably watching porn, you should try watching with him.
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Im too relaxed to argue this point

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WTF?
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Anyway --- what sort of pathetic creatures NEED to watch other people having sex ?

What the hell ARE you ?
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I'm a Time Traveler and I don't breed. I don't need to. The most decent Human Being you ever met.
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LOL!!! GLP has a beef with red-_-_- IT???
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he'll start saying "honey, can i fuck you in the ass and cum on your face"
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Sounds great! I'm going to encourage my husband to watch more porn!!!
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he'll start saying "honey, can i fuck you in the ass and cum on your face"
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Sounds great! I'm going to encourage my husband to watch more porn!!!
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You know, this isn't freeones.com, just sayin'.
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thats some of the craziest shit i've read on here.

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[link to www.yourbrainonporn.com]

It is not all good news hfhf
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If he is unusually happy and relaxed. If he has no complaints about almost anything, then that guy is likely watching porn someplace, and beating his pud like a motherfucker!
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or he plotting your death
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Choke sex,,, it's great, but only in the movies...
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Re: How To Tell If Your Husband Is Watching Porn?
Might be a good idea to NOT breed if you or your spouse or both of you indulge in porn

Because sooner or later, you'll conceive (yes, a real child) as result of porn

Think about that

Not conceived in love

Not even conceived in familiarity or boredom


No. A child conceived as result of its parents (one or both) being stimulated by other people faking sex


That's one hell of a mental, emotional, spiritual and physical legacy to bequeath on a child, isn't it ?


And god help you if YOU were conceived through porn


Thank Israel for your porn, dears

Porn, which debases ALL involved

and Israelis BOAST about how they corrupt the West via porn

They aren't ashamed of it

They laugh about it



So do your best NOT to conceive a child when stimulated by the sight and sound of OTHER people (cynical, paid actors) faking sex


or your descendants will pay the price

'unto the seventh generation'





Anyway --- what sort of pathetic creatures NEED to watch other people having sex ?

What the hell ARE you ?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 38069336



Jews for pr0n.


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He is a guy and he is probably watching porn, you should try watching with him.
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I'm not the OP but I would like to chime in here. I don't understand why a woman would want to watch porn, with hubby or without. All it does, unless you are smoking hot, is make you feel focused on your shortcomings or bad about your body and or skills. The guy doesn't focus on the dude so you know he's focused on the woman's T and A and why would that get me horny? It actually turns me off. And I can't help that. I hate porn. I think it perverts sex into being something it was not meant to be and is possibly, of the devil. I can't even stand if a nude woman pops up on the tv. I just cringe and feel in my soul that it's so very wrong to see her nakedness. And also that it's a form of cheating if my husband doesn't turn away till she's proper. Maybe because I was raised religious and conservatively. Eh I wish I could just be a anything goes person because it seems they have less worries but I think I'm just stuck with these morals.
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If he is happy and relaxed, it means you aren't nagging him 24/7 LOL
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If he is happy and relaxed, it means you aren't nagging him 24/7 LOL
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hf
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STUPID THREAD

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If he is happy and relaxed, it means you aren't nagging him 24/7 LOL
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hf
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hf
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LOL AC 336 with the following long contrived reply...

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Might be a good idea to NOT breed if you or your spouse or both of you indulge in porn

Because sooner or later, you'll conceive (yes, a real child) as result of porn

Think about that

Not conceived in love

Not even conceived in familiarity or boredom

cont.
--

Poor 336 is some crazy christian pervert who has to be so openly, so blatently against porn and speak out so harshly against it just so he can stop watching it...

Just like the lawmakers back in the prohibition days... the bad ones, the mean drunks, were the most outspoken against "The Debil's Juice"...

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