Here is my story;

2009, Hinton, Alberta, Canada- Rocky Mountains. It was about 19:30 and I was working on a drilling rig.

The sky was clear and every star was out. I went around the back of my trailer to take a piss. While I am standing there holding myself, I see a *star. However the star was moving quickly from the right side of the sky to the left. So it could not have been a star, it was moving WAY too fast to be a satelite. So it must have been a comet I figured.

Only problem was, that the comet came to a complete stop right in front of my eyes. It sat motionless for a moment before moving about eradicly within a small section of space. It zig zagged all over, leaving tracers behind it. The object did so for about 30 seconds, then it stopped again, before slowly continuing on its way to the left of my vision until it was out of site.

WTF!?

...They probably have a picture of my wang on an alien porn site now.