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Message Subject Jesus Stops Alien Abductions!
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I thought it was the other way around, Jesus is an alien abduction.

And as he journeyed,
he came near Damascus:
and suddenly there shined round about him a light from heaven:

I knew a man in Christ above fourteen years ago,
(whether in the body,
I cannot tell;
or whether out of the body,
I cannot tell:
God knoweth;)
such an one caught up to the third heaven.

Lift up your eyes to the heavens,
and look upon the earth beneath:
for the heavens shall vanish away like smoke,
and the earth shall wax old like a garment,
and they that dwell therein shall die in like manner:
but my salvation shall be for ever,
and my righteousness shall not be abolished.
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