Kim Jong-Un - The Chubby Little Asian Who Cried Wolf

No one will believe him next time.

He will surprise us all when he launches his missile.

Chubby little Kim Jong-Un will take center stage and send real fear through millions.

Underestimated, ridiculed throughout the western world, he's gonna put his foot down and stamp his authority.

Hundreds of kilometers of impenetrable underground tunnels add to the intrigue.