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SCARY SHIT ALERT! I Found A Meteor About 6 Months Ago....

 
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SCARY SHIT ALERT! I Found A Meteor About 6 Months Ago....
I brought this astronomical trinket home as a family keepsake and proudly displayed it on the mantle by our TV. Well people, since I have brought this space rock into my home, my skull has been growing exponentially. I fear going to the doctors, as I think there is no known cure for this on Earth. I pretty much have to choices, to accept my fate, and see jsut how large my cranium is going to grow, or I am afraid something more Permanant.
WAR INSIDE MY HEAD.
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crystal skull !
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crystal skull !
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Do you think that could be a possible cure? How would one go about getting to use one of these skulls? Are they on display for the public anywhere?
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I brought this astronomical trinket home as a family keepsake and proudly displayed it on the mantle by our TV. Well people, since I have brought this space rock into my home, my skull has been growing exponentially. I fear going to the doctors, as I think there is no known cure for this on Earth. I pretty much have to choices, to accept my fate, and see jsut how large my cranium is going to grow, or I am afraid something more Permanant.
 Quoting: Max Head


Do you wear one of those aerobic headbands like Olivia Newton-John wore in that one movie, so you don't get sweat in your eyes?

Does your forehead produce excess sweat now? Like, if you wiped your forehead with a rag, and wrung it out in a bucket, could you make enough Gatorade for the sidelines at a wrestling match?
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I brought this astronomical trinket home as a family keepsake and proudly displayed it on the mantle by our TV. Well people, since I have brought this space rock into my home, my skull has been growing exponentially. I fear going to the doctors, as I think there is no known cure for this on Earth. I pretty much have to choices, to accept my fate, and see jsut how large my cranium is going to grow, or I am afraid something more Permanant.
 Quoting: Max Head


Do you wear one of those aerobic headbands like Olivia Newton-John wore in that one movie, so you don't get sweat in your eyes?

Does your forehead produce excess sweat now? Like, if you wiped your forehead with a rag, and wrung it out in a bucket, could you make enough Gatorade for the sidelines at a wrestling match?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 38391534


weirdo3

Trying to be serious here man.. Imagine waking up everyday knwing your head is larger then the day before..
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Are you naturally balding? Not trying to be mean or snide, genuine question.

You may just be balding and getting a different view of your head. Know what I mean? Like how an empty room looks huge, but isn't with furniture in it.
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Are you naturally balding? Not trying to be mean or snide, genuine question.

You may just be balding and getting a different view of your head. Know what I mean? Like how an empty room looks huge, but isn't with furniture in it.
 Quoting: DreamsOfAsteroids


Dude. Look at the size of his head.

It's like Sputnik.
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You are an Idiot or a troll.

Idiot. Meteorites can be worth thousands of dollars.

You need to sell it and if your not lieing about your growing brain actually its shrinking cause your stupid then you could afford the treatment to fix it!
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You are an Idiot or a troll.

Idiot. Meteorites can be worth thousands of dollars.

You need to sell it and if your not lieing about your growing brain actually its shrinking cause your stupid then you could afford the treatment to fix it!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35989246


Easy for you to say sitting in the comfort of your own home, with an average size skull. I was once like you Dammit! I was once like you. :/

Last Edited by Hawk-02 on 04/18/2013 01:11 PM
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put some solar panels on that shit!! make lotsa powwwaaa!
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You are an Idiot or a troll.

Idiot. Meteorites can be worth thousands of dollars.

You need to sell it and if your not lieing about your growing brain actually its shrinking cause your stupid then you could afford the treatment to fix it!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35989246


You goddamned racist.

Work on your communication skills before you try speaking our language, you dumb canuck.
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You are an Idiot or a troll.

Idiot. Meteorites can be worth thousands of dollars.

You need to sell it and if your not lieing about your growing brain actually its shrinking cause your stupid then you could afford the treatment to fix it!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35989246


Easy for you to say sitting in the comfort of your own home, with an average size skull. I was once like you Dammit! I was once like you. :/
 Quoting: Max Head


Hey! We can do a Kickstarter for a hat for you!
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Put on a thinfoil-hat!!!
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Put on a thinfoil-hat!!!
 Quoting: KipKat


Do you know what that would do to cell phone service?
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Put on a thinfoil-hat!!!
 Quoting: KipKat


I tried. And my head got exorbitantly hot. Like a baked potato.
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Put on a thinfoil-hat!!!
 Quoting: KipKat


I tried. And my head got exorbitantly hot. Like a baked potato.
 Quoting: Max Head


Would you consider selling advertising space on your forehead, or possibly shaving it and selling advertising space on your whole head?
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Re: SCARY SHIT ALERT! I Found A Meteor About 6 Months Ago....
I heard that if you strip down naked,

put on a womans bra,

put two all beef hot dogs in your mouth. (must be ALL beef),

put one hot dog halfway up your ass,

and report to the local Police Station and sing "God Bless America"

You will be CURED!
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Re: SCARY SHIT ALERT! I Found A Meteor About 6 Months Ago....
I brought this astronomical trinket home as a family keepsake and proudly displayed it on the mantle by our TV. Well people, since I have brought this space rock into my home, my skull has been growing exponentially. I fear going to the doctors, as I think there is no known cure for this on Earth. I pretty much have to choices, to accept my fate, and see jsut how large my cranium is going to grow, or I am afraid something more Permanant.
 Quoting: Max Head


The Bahai religion has also a well developed interest in medical stuff, alternative way.

One of the thing that they believe is that, if your personality changes, the measurement of your skull changes.

It also can grow.

All this in adult, fullgrown, skulls.

This process can hurt as hell, like migraines.
These migraines stop as the process is complete, usually after, 2 to 6 weeks.

Maybe the meteor induces such a process in you.

Check the following.
Do you have:
Changed interest in subjects.
Changes in memory.
Changes in dreams.
Changes in psi abilities.
Changes in your IQ.
Etc Etc

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Put on a thinfoil-hat!!!
 Quoting: KipKat


I tried. And my head got exorbitantly hot. Like a baked potato.
 Quoting: Max Head


Would you consider selling advertising space on your forehead, or possibly shaving it and selling advertising space on your whole head?
 Quoting: Chichinlitl, God of Doom


mondays
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this smells like The Poop.



or maybe Blackhawkie.
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That head a HUGE MaxHead
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Greatest thread of the year!

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this smells like The Poop.



or maybe Blackhawkie.
 Quoting: Oyster


I treid to contact them ol' Fandango Rangers, but no dice, they were not intersted in my case, said something about transponder 9 being down.
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I treid to contact them ol' Fandango Rangers, but no dice, they were not intersted in my case, said something about transponder 9 being down.
 Quoting: Max Head


I contacted my uncle brian moran who works in the kremlin and he said there is a rumour circulating that if you put colloidal silver, organic honey and apple cider vinegar on your head it should bring the swelling down.
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this smells like The Poop.



or maybe Blackhawkie.
 Quoting: Oyster


I treid to contact them ol' Fandango Rangers, but no dice, they were not intersted in my case, said something about transponder 9 being down.
 Quoting: Max Head


I should have know........

It's the Fandandgo General himself.

hello Hawko
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this smells like The Poop.



or maybe Blackhawkie.
 Quoting: Oyster


I treid to contact them ol' Fandango Rangers, but no dice, they were not intersted in my case, said something about transponder 9 being down.
 Quoting: Max Head


I should have know........

It's the Fandandgo General himself.

hello Hawko
 Quoting: Oyster


MAx is the name, MAX HEAD.
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this smells like The Poop.



or maybe Blackhawkie.
 Quoting: Oyster


I treid to contact them ol' Fandango Rangers, but no dice, they were not intersted in my case, said something about transponder 9 being down.
 Quoting: Max Head


I should have know........

It's the Fandandgo General himself.

hello Hawko
 Quoting: Oyster


MAx is the name, MAX HEAD.
 Quoting: Max Head


:thumbsup:
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Just a bit more and you will have the head right, NOW you got to start on the eyes.

Those beady little eyes of yours start getting bigger and yu better start hiding out cuz the MIB are going to be searching for your ass.

Are your fingers getting longer??

Do you have the urge to go buy a silver jumpsuit??

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This is absolutely one of my favorite threads ever.

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