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I am Nibiru and I'm entering alignment. Ask me a quesiton.

 
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I am Nibiru and I'm entering alignment. Ask me a quesiton.
I am Nibiru and I'm entering alignment. Ask me a quesiton.

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04/19/2013 04:27 PM
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Re: I am Nibiru and I'm entering alignment. Ask me a quesiton.
question, even.
tounge

Where will I strike next? HMM... Off the coast of Oregon looks promising...

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04/19/2013 04:28 PM
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Re: I am Nibiru and I'm entering alignment. Ask me a quesiton.
whats your name?
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04/19/2013 04:29 PM
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Re: I am Nibiru and I'm entering alignment. Ask me a quesiton.
I told you. Nibiru. Intergalactic space body, coming to see Earth's May 10th Solar Eclipse. Bringing a few space buds.
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04/19/2013 04:32 PM
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Re: I am Nibiru and I'm entering alignment. Ask me a quesiton.
R U inhabited big boy?
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04/19/2013 04:33 PM

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Re: I am Nibiru and I'm entering alignment. Ask me a quesiton.
Are you Nancy's girlfriend?
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04/19/2013 04:35 PM
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Re: I am Nibiru and I'm entering alignment. Ask me a quesiton.
R U inhabited big boy?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 702603


Yes. With enlightened entities, and high tech; with those who from the stars came.
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Re: I am Nibiru and I'm entering alignment. Ask me a quesiton.
Are you Nancy's girlfriend?
 Quoting: #Geomagnetic_Storm#


I know of no Nancy.
(but your Reagan will pass within the year)
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04/19/2013 04:38 PM
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Re: I am Nibiru and I'm entering alignment. Ask me a quesiton.
get out of my solar system, faggot!
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04/19/2013 04:39 PM
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get out of my solar system, faggot!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34272879


In due time, my pretty. neener
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04/19/2013 04:42 PM
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Re: I am Nibiru and I'm entering alignment. Ask me a quesiton.
Stars. smile_kiss Don't you just love stars...

falling... dragging sparks behind them.

Hot. Glowing. Bright. STARS.

And asteroids. And meteors. And... comets.
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04/19/2013 04:43 PM

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Re: I am Nibiru and I'm entering alignment. Ask me a quesiton.
are you aligning with Mercury, or are you aligning with Jupiter?
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04/19/2013 04:43 PM
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Who is your uncle, and what does he do?
Winner takes my car, clean and clear... but if I lose, I take the cash AND I take the respect!
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04/19/2013 04:44 PM

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Re: I am Nibiru and I'm entering alignment. Ask me a quesiton.
Are you Nancy's girlfriend?
 Quoting: #Geomagnetic_Storm#


I know of no Nancy.
(but your Reagan will pass within the year)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6253502


Yeah, I never did figure out who this Nancy guy is...
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04/19/2013 04:44 PM
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Re: I am Nibiru and I'm entering alignment. Ask me a quesiton.
are you bringing Uranus with you?
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Re: I am Nibiru and I'm entering alignment. Ask me a quesiton.
I'm a star, too...sort of..

Incoming Star Of Nibiru
ana
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04/19/2013 04:45 PM
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I am Nibiru and I'm entering alignment. Ask me a quesiton.

dance
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6253502


Say, Nibiru, when is you gonna git up close an' personal wit' Earth?

Gnomesayin'?
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04/19/2013 04:46 PM
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Re: I am Nibiru and I'm entering alignment. Ask me a quesiton.
wear a condom N, and make sure Ms Alignment gives her consent.
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Re: I am Nibiru and I'm entering alignment. Ask me a quesiton.
are you bringing Uranus with you?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23179271


I'm bringing a party with me. The whole Earth is going to rock.


[link to youtu.be]
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04/19/2013 04:49 PM
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I am Nibiru and I'm entering alignment. Ask me a quesiton.

dance
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6253502


Say, Nibiru, when is you gonna git up close an' personal wit' Earth?

Gnomesayin'?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 38474683


Just as soon as Vesuvius and/or Pelee get out of bed. They're heavy sleepers, you know. But, I think I hear some snorts of consciousness...
catdance
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04/19/2013 04:50 PM
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wear a condom N, and make sure Ms Alignment gives her consent.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 38476834


Now what fun is that? lolsign
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Re: I am Nibiru and I'm entering alignment. Ask me a quesiton.
are you bringing Uranus with you?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23179271


I'm bringing a party with me. The whole Earth is going to rock.


[link to youtu.be]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6253502


Will we be allowed to probe Uranus?
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04/19/2013 04:54 PM
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Re: I am Nibiru and I'm entering alignment. Ask me a quesiton.
are you bringing Uranus with you?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23179271


I'm bringing a party with me. The whole Earth is going to rock.


[link to youtu.be]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6253502


Will we be allowed to probe Uranus?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23179271


Sure! But it's like that quote--"When you look into the Abyss, the Abyss also looks into you."--it's apt to be quite a reaming.



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04/19/2013 04:56 PM
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Re: I am Nibiru and I'm entering alignment. Ask me a quesiton.
grr whats your position?

over

cruise
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04/19/2013 04:57 PM
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Re: I am Nibiru and I'm entering alignment. Ask me a quesiton.
are you aligning with Mercury, or are you aligning with Jupiter?
 Quoting: Shadowy_Planet


I am aligning with the Earth and Sun. If Earth were a dish to eat, it would sit on the table before myself and the Sun.
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04/19/2013 04:58 PM
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Re: I am Nibiru and I'm entering alignment. Ask me a quesiton.
Who is your uncle, and what does he do?
 Quoting: Capt. Ivan Danko


Oh, let's not talk about that black hole...
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04/19/2013 05:02 PM
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grr whats your position?

over

cruise
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 38467610


You could say I'm eating at the Ras alGethi...cafe. Sitting in the Emperor's Seat, as it were.
ROBOTdance
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04/19/2013 05:04 PM

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are you aligning with Mercury, or are you aligning with Jupiter?
 Quoting: Shadowy_Planet


I am aligning with the Earth and Sun. If Earth were a dish to eat, it would sit on the table before myself and the Sun.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6253502


You don't even have a proper understanding of what you're attempting to troll.

FAIL.
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04/19/2013 05:07 PM
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Re: I am Nibiru and I'm entering alignment. Ask me a quesiton.
are you aligning with Mercury, or are you aligning with Jupiter?
 Quoting: Shadowy_Planet


I am aligning with the Earth and Sun. If Earth were a dish to eat, it would sit on the table before myself and the Sun.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6253502


You don't even have a proper understanding of what you're attempting to troll.

FAIL.
 Quoting: Shadowy_Planet


Hmm. Canada is looking promising... damned2
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04/19/2013 05:08 PM
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Re: I am Nibiru and I'm entering alignment. Ask me a quesiton.

[link to youtu.be]

chorus
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04/19/2013 05:17 PM
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Re: I am Nibiru and I'm entering alignment. Ask me a quesiton.
What comes first...Perigee, or three days of darkness?

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