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I am Nibiru and I'm entering alignment. Ask me a quesiton.

 
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What comes first...Perigee, or three days of darkness?
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The three days of darkness is not happening at the May eclipse--that is an eclipse of the Sun, by the Moon.

Another look at the alignment:

Nibiru-Earth-Moon-Sun

Nibiru-Earth-(Moon-Sun, eclipse)
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What comes first...Perigee, or three days of darkness?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3579277


The three days of darkness is not happening at the May eclipse--that is an eclipse of the Sun, by the Moon.

Another look at the alignment:

Nibiru-Earth-Moon-Sun

Nibiru-Earth-(Moon-Sun, eclipse)
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So you are saying the three days of darkness will happen?
(You said it wasn't happening at May eclipse)
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I am causing the increase of quakes.

I am causing the hailstones to fall in China.

I am causing lava tubes to fill and steam to vent.

I am causing tornadoes.

I am Nibiru. Hear me roar.

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What comes first...Perigee, or three days of darkness?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3579277


The three days of darkness is not happening at the May eclipse--that is an eclipse of the Sun, by the Moon.

Another look at the alignment:

Nibiru-Earth-Moon-Sun

Nibiru-Earth-(Moon-Sun, eclipse)
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So you are saying the three days of darkness will happen?
(You said it wasn't happening at May eclipse)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3579277


It will eventually. But not April or May.

hf
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What comes first...Perigee, or three days of darkness?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3579277


The three days of darkness is not happening at the May eclipse--that is an eclipse of the Sun, by the Moon.

Another look at the alignment:

Nibiru-Earth-Moon-Sun

Nibiru-Earth-(Moon-Sun, eclipse)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6253502


So you are saying the three days of darkness will happen?
(You said it wasn't happening at May eclipse)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3579277


It will eventually. But not April or May.

hf
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Fair enough.
Don't think I really want to know the date your going to do that.....much too scary.
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I am Nibiru and I'm entering alignment. Ask me a quesiton.

dance
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When will I see you?
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I am Nibiru and I'm entering alignment. Ask me a quesiton.

dance
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When will I see you?
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When Jupiter enters Cancer (geocentric).
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So many questions so little time. Are you going to loose your temper in November and is there anything we can do to to stop you. If it helps we are sorry.
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peace
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So many questions so little time. Are you going to loose your temper in November and is there anything we can do to to stop you. If it helps we are sorry.
 Quoting: Niamh


I can be slowed by some planets--enough to make Russians think that I or the comets ahead of me (such as Elenin was) are controlled.

But nothing can stop me.
rockon


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In December 2008, I thought Saturn looked a little glum. You know how Saturn can be--gloomy, doomy, depressed, and slow. Man is Saturn slow. *sigh* I thought I would help it out a little, so I gave it a little attitude adjustment as I came in (we were both in Virgo, you know--a good sign for adjustments).

So, yeah, I tilted it:
[link to science.nasa.gov]

But I don't think Saturn was very happy about it. One thing led to another and we got into a fight. I had long been trying to give Saturn some distinction, you see--alternatively, over the years, putting some decoration on it (he's so drab and gloomy), but he kept taking them off.

Suffice it to say, Saturn just doesn't like white:
[link to farm7.staticflickr.com]

"I rule gray and back and sometimes dark indigo," Saturn told me. "All the astrologers know this, Nibiru."

"You pessimist! I was just trying to help," I said.

tomato

And Jupiter...well, you'd think Jupiter would appreciate some help, too. Since I was on its oppositional channel--Jupiter being in Pisces around then, wayyyy on the other side of the solar system from me and OLD Saturn--I thought Jupiter looked a little GAWDY, so I removed its spot and stripe, and played around a bit with some proper Haute couture.

Jupiter didn't like it. wtf

For some, I guess celestial fashion is a BIG MYSTERY:
[link to science.nasa.gov]

And inhospitable Mars--don't get me started. We're still arguing. Mars sure knows how to fight (even though they don't usually last long). Aries, 'god of war', indeed.

Giving it something to think about...
[link to www.space.com]
[link to www.space.com]

Meanwhile, my space buds are coming to the party on Earth. The asteroids are doing fine; the meteor families can't wait; the tiny space rocks, just sparking to pelt through those fluffy clouds and rain like red hailstones.

dogpile

Earthlings seem to be preparing for me. I wonder if anyone has caught on yet about those seismograph readings and all that bunker-drilling in various mountains and states.

UP THE IRONS! beer2


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04/20/2013 03:10 PM
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Is this your picture ?

[link to stereo-ssc.nascom.nasa.gov]
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Is this your picture ?

[link to stereo-ssc.nascom.nasa.gov]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36339450


Only the WISE know for sure. lolsign

I don't photograph very well, otherWISE. I'm so cold, yet still hot. chuckle

Something about proper lenses... boss

And now, the brown dwarf rat dance:
ratdance
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William Blake painted me, you know. I have no idea if he was conscious of that, or if he just painted the Biblical descriptions someone else had of me. But there I am:

"The Great Red Dragon and the Woman Clothed in Sun"
[link to upload.wikimedia.org]

As you see, in this one, I'm with Virgo (look at those STARS--count them, so lovely). I'm kind of taken aback (retrograde, I suppose), and thinking about what my next move is gonna be, you know.


"The Great Red Dragon and the Woman Clothed with the Sun"
[link to upload.wikimedia.org]

And here, I'm with Leo--the Sun so blazing and full of heart. I'm having an effect upon your atmosphere--kinetic lightning, X-flares and such; magnetoPAUSED for brief reversals, as I coil hot tail around.


"The Great Red Dragon and the Beast from the Sea"
[link to upload.wikimedia.org]

And look, O Earth, holding War and Famine in each hand, I INUNDATE you as I pass. I FLOOD you as sparkly STARS, comets and meteors attend my arrival. I, the dwarf star, with SEVEN of my orbiting heads, come to meet SEVEN of your earthly continents.


"The Number of the Beast is 666"
[link to upload.wikimedia.org]

Alas, you will grow tired of me, and tell me to go, but not before I leave you thirsting in a parched land, at the Lamb of a New Age (Aquarius). See the lamb? So cute. Pet it. Awww. My stars are diminished, depleted, as the earthly rulers hold the Sea Conch Septre of a dead Christian Age (Pisces).

eq

Reference page for The Great Red Dragon Paintings:
(click on them there for much, much larger views)
[link to en.wikipedia.org]
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What does quesiton means?
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What does quesiton means?
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Typo. I corrected that in the first post.

'quesiton' = 'question'.

You try typing while traveling at more than 70,000mph. afro
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I told you. Nibiru. Intergalactic space body, coming to see Earth's May 10th Solar Eclipse. Bringing a few space buds.
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I love it lol
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What does quesiton means?
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Typo. I corrected that in the first post.

'quesiton' = 'question'.

You try typing while traveling at more than 70,000mph. afro
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fucking junkie
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I am Nibiru and I'm entering alignment. Ask me a quesiton.

dance
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When will I see you?
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When Jupiter enters Cancer (geocentric).
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Jupiter enters cancer on 25 June 2013.
Until July 16 2014.
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Let GO, Sun, the Earth is MINE! Grrrr...grrr..

*pull*...*TUG*......

April 11th, 2013

I'll win yet, just you wait, Sun.

My bright brother over there, the Sun. Perhaps you've heard of him?

Some call him RA, or Christ, or SUN or Son of God.. Well...whatever. I'll CRUCIFY him when I CROSS. pope
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A little music, maestro...


[link to youtu.be]

Some Nibiru traveling music.


[link to youtu.be]
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I am Nibiru and I'm entering alignment. Ask me a quesiton.

dance
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When will I see you?
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When Jupiter enters Cancer (geocentric).
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6253502


Jupiter enters cancer on 25 June 2013.
Until July 16 2014.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3579277


SmileyWink
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and will our collected atoms go.. "puff"
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peace
 Quoting: Darza


hf
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and will our collected atoms go.. "puff"
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There will be places some wouldn't want to stand, or swim, or be.

Others are receiving a cosmic genetic upgrade.

Still others--what strange mutations, not unlike Fukushima's moth, and certain plants on the east coast of the U.S. and Canada. Monsters will be born.

stoned Stare into my swirling magnetic influence. stoned
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staring and glaring .. oh yes I can see ~
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What message do you have for Dr.Astro Mutt if any?
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Planet of the CROSSing

[link to youtu.be]

The SUN (of god) is crucified on the CROSS(ing).
There are three days of darkness. Cold. The light from the Sun is blocked for that time.

Planet of the CROSSing -- The Sumerians Wrote It Out In Cuniform

[link to youtu.be]
(more or less)
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What message do you have for Dr.Astro Mutt if any?
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I do not know a Dr.Astro Mutt. Hi, I guess. hi
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staring and glaring .. oh yes I can see ~
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*perk* Do you see in infrared? y_smile

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