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MY GIRLFRIEND WANTS TO TAKE HER DOG TO OUR WEDDING

 
HERMAN
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MY GIRLFRIEND WANTS TO TAKE HER DOG TO OUR WEDDING
my girlfriend is adamant she wants her dog to attend our wedding.
she has made a black tuxedo with a white body suit and a black bow tie for her mongrel dog.
I don't think dogs should attend weddings.
she wants a small table with dog food bowl set up in front of the bridal table.
I am worried guests will be disgusted
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drop her she is an idiot
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Sounds like you 2 are not meant to be.
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Re: MY GIRLFRIEND WANTS TO TAKE HER DOG TO OUR WEDDING
drop her she is an idiot
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04/22/2013 11:14 AM
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wait until she realizes the dog doesnt take up as much room on the bed. make sure u buy a good sofa.
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bring the dog...hire some North Koreans for the catering and be done with the hound before it ruins your marriage.
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04/22/2013 11:17 AM
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Ha,ha. You are an idiot.

You are in for some pain you fool...
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04/22/2013 11:17 AM
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Re: MY GIRLFRIEND WANTS TO TAKE HER DOG TO OUR WEDDING
Maybe she just knows she will have the dog longer than she will have you.

Some people use their dog as a ring bearer.

Why not agree to that and then insist that the dog be put outside on a leash with food and water.
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Re: MY GIRLFRIEND WANTS TO TAKE HER DOG TO OUR WEDDING
my girlfriend is adamant she wants her dog to attend our wedding.
she has made a black tuxedo with a white body suit and a black bow tie for her mongrel dog.
I don't think dogs should attend weddings.
she wants a small table with dog food bowl set up in front of the bridal table.
I am worried guests will be disgusted
 Quoting: HERMAN 38669059


Dog-tard - let me guess. IT's a tiny dog that she carry in her purse.

You are less important then her dog in her eyes. Drop her.

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Re: MY GIRLFRIEND WANTS TO TAKE HER DOG TO OUR WEDDING
Ignore the idiots who say that the dog is more important that you.

The dog is as important to her as you are...but if you force her to CHOOSE between you and the dog, you will lose instantly.


My advice? If you love her, you must accept what she wants.That dog is like a child to her.Sounds crazy for heartless people, but this is the truth.
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drop her she is an idiot
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THIS
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Korean Deli it.
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Re: MY GIRLFRIEND WANTS TO TAKE HER DOG TO OUR WEDDING
my girlfriend is adamant she wants her dog to attend our wedding.
she has made a black tuxedo with a white body suit and a black bow tie for her mongrel dog.
I don't think dogs should attend weddings.
she wants a small table with dog food bowl set up in front of the bridal table.
I am worried guests will be disgusted
 Quoting: HERMAN 38669059


Don't worry about the guests when you get her to your room give it to her doggy style. Teach her how its done!
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04/22/2013 11:28 AM
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my girlfriend is adamant she wants her dog to attend our wedding.
she has made a black tuxedo with a white body suit and a black bow tie for her mongrel dog.
I don't think dogs should attend weddings.
she wants a small table with dog food bowl set up in front of the bridal table.
I am worried guests will be disgusted
 Quoting: HERMAN 38669059


your bitch sounds feral^ so why you marrying that skank again???
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Depends how long she has had the dog for, how big/small it is, and his tempament.

If its only a puppy like say 6 weeks to 6 months, then I would be on your side, you don't want a puppy running around the place, jumping up on everyone, chewing on shoes and pulling down table cloths plus leaving little presents everywhere....
Stand your ground and say NO.

However if the dog is a year or older, on the medium to small side, very well house trained and loves people then I don't see a problem with him ONLY going to the ceremony and being in photos, obviously your GF loves her dog very much and wants it to be a part of her and your special day.

If it doesn't meet any of the above the answer is NO


BUT having his own table and food bowl at the ceremony is going a bit too far in any circumstances!
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04/22/2013 11:31 AM
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This isn't really that crazy of a request on her part. Dogs become like members of the family. People get really attached. Not sure if you've ever had a dog, OP but I'm going to assume that you haven't as you don't seem to possess any understanding of the situation.

People take dogs to weddings all the time. It's really not a big deal. It's going to be a special day for her and she wants everyone that she loves to share day with you guys, including the dog apparently. Just be a man, and don't give a shit about it. Make her happy, because honestly who really cares? It's a dog at a wedding. Everything's going to be fine.

All the immature dicks on this site will probably tell you to dump her, or call her a bitch and try to sound as manly and macho as they can as they pat your back and tell you you're absolutely right. You shouldn't listen to them. They lack empathy and the ability to understand the situation from any side other than "Feelings are for fags! Fuck that bitch and her stupid dog."
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Re: MY GIRLFRIEND WANTS TO TAKE HER DOG TO OUR WEDDING
my girlfriend is adamant she wants her dog to attend our wedding.
she has made a black tuxedo with a white body suit and a black bow tie for her mongrel dog.
I don't think dogs should attend weddings.
she wants a small table with dog food bowl set up in front of the bridal table.
I am worried guests will be disgusted
 Quoting: HERMAN 38669059

Let her. This way there will be 2 dogs at your wedding.
KarinZa

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04/22/2013 11:33 AM
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A friend of mine had her dog as the ringbearer.
Incidentally, she is annoying as hell and batshit crazy.

Wait, is your name Walter?
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04/22/2013 11:40 AM
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Another thing I was going to say was, you probably wouldnt be allowed to take your dog to the reception anyway due to hygiene reasons and food safety.
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drop her she is an idiot
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Exactly, just think how she will act when said dog dies?
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04/22/2013 11:43 AM
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Re: MY GIRLFRIEND WANTS TO TAKE HER DOG TO OUR WEDDING
my girlfriend is adamant she wants her dog to attend our wedding.
she has made a black tuxedo with a white body suit and a black bow tie for her mongrel dog.
I don't think dogs should attend weddings.
she wants a small table with dog food bowl set up in front of the bridal table.
I am worried guests will be disgusted
 Quoting: HERMAN 38669059


and why are you marrying her? How do you think it will be after your married?
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04/22/2013 11:43 AM
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Be a man, stop being a pussy. Put your foot down and say you can have one of the following two things at your wedding.

1. Dog
2. Groom

Take your pick.

BTW you're fucked either way. Since you will be forced to walk the dog in its darling outfit she chooses. And because the dog gets "cold" it will be wearing something stupid at all times in public. I would hope that she picks the dog so you have an easy way out.
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04/22/2013 11:45 AM
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actually my brother and his wife did this at their wedding with their female saint bernarde. the brides maids put all these flowers around her collar too. the dog was trained well behaved but i can understand how not all dogs would be appropriate for a wedding ceremony.
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my girlfriend is adamant she wants her dog to attend our wedding.
she has made a black tuxedo with a white body suit and a black bow tie for her mongrel dog.
I don't think dogs should attend weddings.
she wants a small table with dog food bowl set up in front of the bridal table.
I am worried guests will be disgusted
 Quoting: HERMAN 38669059


Think yourself lucky mate.. when i was engaged (not anymore i may add), my womans gay nephew wanted to dress as one of the bridesmaids!! She was up for that too... I very quickly told her she could get to fuck if thats what was happening!

So having your dog attend aint so bad.
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04/22/2013 11:49 AM

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I love my pet too, but, I don't think it's a good idea to bring it to a wedding. I don't believe the event will have any significance to the dog, if he even remembers it afterward at all, and it will distract guests and you two away from the true meaning of the event. This is about you two and not the dog. Whining and begging guests for their food might irritate them as well. Not everyone at the wedding will love the furry beast as much as she does. Some people, who may have donned their best dress/pants for the occasion, do not want dogs jumping up on their legs, getting them dirty. It won't be 'cute' to them.

Go ahead and let her read these posts. Maybe she'll reconsider.

Last Edited by Earth Daughter on 04/22/2013 11:49 AM
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Oh God, that's awful lol!
Surely you knew she was this type of person before you proposed? I can tell you if she already made the tux, it's GONNA happen no matter what you say or do. Prepare yourself, and know at least you can look back and laugh about it someday...well, hopefully.
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Re: MY GIRLFRIEND WANTS TO TAKE HER DOG TO OUR WEDDING
my girlfriend is adamant she wants her dog to attend our wedding.
she has made a black tuxedo with a white body suit and a black bow tie for her mongrel dog.
I don't think dogs should attend weddings.
she wants a small table with dog food bowl set up in front of the bridal table.
I am worried guests will be disgusted
 Quoting: HERMAN 38669059



Simply...

She knows the dog loves her unconditionally.

Seems like you don't and that you are more worried about what other people will think instead of what will make her happy on her wedding day.

Dogs are always in wedding these days.


[link to www.bridalguide.com]


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Re: MY GIRLFRIEND WANTS TO TAKE HER DOG TO OUR WEDDING
my girlfriend is adamant she wants her dog to attend our wedding.
she has made a black tuxedo with a white body suit and a black bow tie for her mongrel dog.
I don't think dogs should attend weddings.
she wants a small table with dog food bowl set up in front of the bridal table.
I am worried guests will be disgusted
 Quoting: HERMAN 38669059


Does the dogs presence interfere with the sheep?
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Re: MY GIRLFRIEND WANTS TO TAKE HER DOG TO OUR WEDDING
my girlfriend is adamant she wants her dog to attend our wedding.
she has made a black tuxedo with a white body suit and a black bow tie for her mongrel dog.
I don't think dogs should attend weddings.
she wants a small table with dog food bowl set up in front of the bridal table.
I am worried guests will be disgusted
 Quoting: HERMAN 38669059



Simply...

She knows the dog loves her unconditionally.

Seems like you don't and that you are more worried about what other people will think instead of what will make her happy on her wedding day.

Dogs are always in wedding these days.


[link to www.bridalguide.com]


ankle_bite
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^^ +1

I fail to see what you are so upset about. Drop the formalities, and have a little fun whydontcha.

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